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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Believe it or not.
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Mrs. has
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No wonder men always want to be inside women!
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& s- w. ^9 j. h; k& E' \Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the
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legs of a woman....
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

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2 c+ F8 H  I# m3 p1 DOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:

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( f, {; c+ |2 S( @6 _& x; D% HEver notice how all of women's problems start with, Y! a% Q7 U% _0 a8 m- M) _
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MEN opause
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a
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* B- x6 \& N# v9 C9 r8 fSend this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
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) ]! Y( i. D6 D+ h- P7 QSend this to all the men just to annoy them
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Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....
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发表于 2008-5-13 10:30 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-13 17:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2008-5-14 19:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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