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Believe it or not.% ]) y. `1 W" z7 f
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Woman has8 |. [2 _9 X! z$ E
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in it;
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Mr. in it;
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: j7 q- \8 o* A" O# U3 E {No wonder men always want to be inside women!
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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the
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Why?
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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; r4 ]* Y+ i- C6 a2 G M0 y+ `Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...0 q: B4 \' _3 y5 o. M
* U+ L" L9 A7 g+ YI never looked at it this way before:
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6 B5 M; g5 G+ H0 ?1 r; B( iEver notice how all of women's problems start with8 h! |/ Q2 X; @9 U# m9 {1 K
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: S0 ?+ e- k* _% H' L6 X( y! b2 }! [MEN tal illness& ^& c( L+ |& C
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GUY necologist/ e9 v/ Q& ^3 _' M& v7 X5 i* ]# U
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AND ..
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a% A4 e6 F5 _3 x& x- m- k* F% ]
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HISterectomy.5 [9 Q6 w5 @2 G5 L
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Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.) j- M& {7 [- G% M0 Q+ Z5 D( ^
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Send this to all the men just to annoy them
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Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....
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