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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Believe it or not.' s$ y  ~5 C4 l* `$ p) K! j( N
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Woman has
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Man
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in it;
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Mr. in it;
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Male
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She has
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Madam has" \1 M0 U  ?2 G2 U
Adam in it; : j8 R2 f/ l2 e% m* u' R
No wonder men always want to be inside women!
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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the
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legs of a woman....
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

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' K, e& x3 I" y: u1 q0 vOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...) b" H$ _/ y- \. V8 v
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I never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?    V% B+ L' [5 Q5 F$ |5 b9 a

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6 s( A# J1 d) O: v) i% WMEN tal illness
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AND ..
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a
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HIS
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Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.2 O# x! Z7 }3 o+ G1 R+ a8 e9 u
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Send this to all the men just to annoy them
  
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4 I1 ^. G  |* f; \* t4 `5 ^* G: G) lHave a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....
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发表于 2008-5-13 10:30 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-13 17:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2008-5-14 11:11 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-14 19:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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