Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
* L) C% z& N6 q5 JIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
8 D: _% F' Z+ X6 F" \) UIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

: J: u; i3 @% d0 oIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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3 `  N1 f+ ^+ s2 uIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
' W4 v2 ^0 S4 }6 QIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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/ ^! p; h/ @8 O9 A+ s: A% \: N2 f. C) `If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

# g* z3 h0 w! _3 v" Z, T, ?4 CIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
/ y" _- |7 b9 U, L% E- aIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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3 g5 z/ P% d5 m) ?: n( t+ Y* RIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~