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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum." s, W, ?, S+ h" ?/ d1 L. T( r- I
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
9 x4 a }9 Z! }. iIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.2 d( T$ J# ]% v* C- P- P6 u
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
: H: s) T, O! @- OIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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; S" B. i: t/ L0 eIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.% g' I/ |. a4 p+ X: ]3 O
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.+ W. Z1 M' H! h5 @7 t3 ?) w% g
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
7 V7 X, C! d3 v/ c: NIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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; f- q `9 |1 e& s; S' lIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.* M( r& r5 ^, @
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.' s1 e3 i% S/ h
+ r; K/ Z1 y1 H' B; J1 B$ D s5 BIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.& t5 r. b6 U2 C$ i" o8 Z
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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. i/ Q0 K9 S- q, \, j9 hIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
! O6 V, u: c2 DIf you don't, you're a slob.
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?# k8 C8 T% w6 o, uIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.. a: m- G) I3 ^3 o- h
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.1 v A( U2 R$ g3 S) k
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
. B' w3 O; d, V) Q* r- aIf you're not, you're not ambitious.2 Q. D, m4 O! G# d9 M& P
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If she has a headache, she's tired., m0 H& V+ o) F; Y4 d) e* B2 X5 R
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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