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* a; I# M- z2 `If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.# ?' X! U, }! \6 U6 P
& Y3 r# u1 i. n( |; |& O! Z x4 jIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.2 C1 X, b! _- X4 ^+ ~- Q% Q, s, L9 H7 K; ~$ c
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.4 M* e5 D, h/ P, ]- d
5 |; P5 z/ r8 C. I* ^7 x# B2 QIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
, o. d9 E# m. \/ Y3 B$ qIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.2 D: o, `) ^% T7 L/ I8 i9 I0 C
6 ?' J3 w! m1 o" a2 ?If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
! i5 m/ y3 j' C( i& c* tIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
1 t# }1 [ P7 r7 M" _% s8 ~If you don't, you're insensitive.
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2 ^. t3 w6 ~) gIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
# C7 P$ ]9 }/ _% V! J5 bIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.7 e, ?7 u8 D6 ~& k. P2 a$ ^/ w# W
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. J5 V0 F' O. c& w4 H
If she asks you, it's a favor.4 {4 ?: e& g( ~8 H9 y/ S4 Z
, z5 u W; T3 P) jIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.0 ]" M2 X: H8 r) j( s
If you don't, you're a slob.
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+ R6 Y8 ^3 l7 u( ~If you buy her flowers, you're after something.& k- Q1 b0 @* g( b2 c; U& E9 C: i
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
6 ]$ {3 h# W4 MIf you're not, you're not ambitious.7 ^5 p4 V: x" a1 F7 c( c
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
4 |2 c+ L5 I* {* ?9 j; a) E$ e" [If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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