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: H0 x/ v" G+ bIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.5 a) I2 c4 _# P4 x0 N- P
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.3 F; v0 G n) O8 ]8 M
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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/ r3 ]* z2 a0 N7 j9 oIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.' y, @3 N3 z% Y8 d+ d y
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.8 M4 D R9 u( @3 D) h1 Z
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.' w/ K$ }( }' K1 L! v$ g* _- |5 S# Q
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.2 }. a+ Z; e, b, h9 b# f
0 C Q# ]! p' C( N: L5 @* I: b6 `If you cry, you're a wimp.
; {& m: h* |" YIf you don't, you're insensitive.8 j! l$ z( ]: E `
+ j' d. p$ P7 T4 b+ |If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.. W9 i: w5 B4 x( f2 C$ v
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.1 t, I( w/ }* @) F& I" r# e
If she asks you, it's a favor." a$ k" a6 Z3 ]0 q
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.& C& r0 A4 _ T% t7 h& ^
If you don't, you're a slob.+ a/ S/ S: l! T6 u2 v
C8 ]% w3 f2 N# r$ LIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
. ^/ N/ L3 N! T0 U4 g* O* v5 mIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.$ h8 W+ q- l7 P6 @2 K) }
* w8 n& c% F& V% LIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.7 @. v/ |' ^6 D: T- ~4 H" a) k* e
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
0 o' J, L( r1 p/ m) h* BIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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