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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.& B D0 [9 M! q( [/ e
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum./ D5 v2 j2 [& ~6 C. e% x: B
4 \8 }, \/ @' A8 HIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation., ]" e5 Z5 K$ ~; }/ v
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.% G( t) B4 q, U5 }7 h
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
& J, _2 u% l5 E# E* m O% g0 rIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.) Q# y3 U; z9 T) }- ?$ U
) h* [7 ?+ G9 f3 B8 hIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.2 z( a8 L# @+ q; T& q5 P
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference./ a7 ~/ ]8 R- p E
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
8 {. B a; |7 I: ^If you don't, you're insensitive.
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3 Q0 n& |' Y$ t0 qIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard. {2 T ^, N, I$ ?2 E
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.2 K: f: ?0 b! H5 |6 n) `! [& V
! ]0 \! L2 y4 o; D0 z# G e4 n/ X" B$ AIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
7 v: q3 g9 N& W7 fIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
) h/ E3 w" `; q5 _5 I( z. GIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
3 f; c7 g- [, _5 d9 dIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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+ A6 T, r+ c4 e+ \If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.0 k) C2 O5 W& y1 u! @( O3 _$ r1 K
If you're not, you're not ambitious.6 c" s j( d( H
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If she has a headache, she's tired.8 ? m8 j' x0 H" e- {
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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