Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
2 p$ c' }& _# oIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
! `) v- B7 z0 T: jIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
. G9 g5 D; u( x9 xIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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( c! ^; l& m* ^3 \If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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/ T6 }3 B  f/ S/ SIf you cry, you're a wimp.
, X' G! w& |: p/ mIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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# V. f" N8 c" B+ t1 `/ C" |If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
8 n0 Y- h4 L( U; d3 e* U& uIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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1 |/ R) u1 M( o! J" dIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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% B4 w  e3 }8 ?8 w' b$ t6 aIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
& f/ d" A2 T, ~; i) a$ O' pIf you don't, you're a slob.
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2 G2 ?  A/ U5 ^If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
& h) w5 R: W& r6 y% S. k# gIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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5 c; [( `* D) y: j: [/ hIf she has a headache, she's tired.
, v( N5 c' Y# l$ @" F' ?If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
# M. H; {" R6 c* W- Qfeeling sorry for the guys~