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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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1 ?- [# {9 e: U# B u) C; o2 f5 WIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
, Z0 I$ W% G; W8 J* TIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.0 b8 N4 l) j5 v. E/ ^6 v9 P- Q3 x o
8 G) p4 Y" s Q6 J5 L% _3 }7 DIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.. i3 b, X* d* b# l% [: m
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.) Y+ a1 I4 ?* y6 y1 Y) O! e
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.# U# Z2 r, |% L7 |3 e. |
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.* Q( B; U. j9 `( k; @8 i# |
7 Q9 T# m* T A+ t; oIf you cry, you're a wimp.
0 N9 t0 w+ [. z NIf you don't, you're insensitive./ Y2 B3 {4 n% {1 i
+ H" W+ j/ w4 }8 s7 L2 @$ dIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard." d( ?/ ] E# p4 `
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
2 L6 [% _3 p: BIf she asks you, it's a favor.9 Q' x6 Z# b8 [0 g& ~3 x4 n I
B1 ?1 {2 T) t, @ h4 Z% M) bIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.& n4 M$ o9 A# |9 v( {
If you don't, you're a slob.
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1 x! k5 l% O" r' E8 k4 GIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
% g0 W1 S" n6 n+ nIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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6 `1 {: K6 d& X* ~' fIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist." O; }' b$ j& J* c* M* S% n* z
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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' \/ ^" X m% ?6 Z# y/ ~If she has a headache, she's tired.
5 Q" l8 t/ `- }% \If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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