Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
( ~2 e: A  V/ {: A4 `9 W) vIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
: }6 i! N: `% O9 G. m6 XIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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, n: G2 A3 t' X7 K- ?: _' ~If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
: R3 L2 K' E3 M' }$ K2 e3 w4 v' UIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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/ d: g2 q9 S. |9 [If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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* ^2 p' i& V# E, R+ C) t- ~2 SIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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! k% A! H: O) oIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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9 |  b! z: _* I8 r& I8 mIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
, L  [* H5 `- N5 Q0 \* dIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
9 C2 [# v  ]/ O& `* N  M% xIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
  e: G9 }- {( n- M! |# {If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~