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2 V8 O: d2 k4 AIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
* p4 | E2 i, n$ kIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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6 z! {" L: A6 k# d( v6 N/ vIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.* x3 B. R, }4 X6 V+ N. P
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.# _& F" X" c4 o9 {8 F" x
& J) u0 r1 h% [/ V0 [- @If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.3 P9 K7 f1 ^7 ] J+ k1 j9 ?) Y2 n
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
9 S# o i. Q5 |, uIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.7 ?4 A: I# E5 b
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.- X# _9 \* d P$ W% I4 {& g
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.1 S% T3 R8 P, q
If she asks you, it's a favor.$ X6 A6 `0 b9 B" r$ s3 `) ~" O
( f% L8 |! Q7 _& UIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
4 p l0 K8 {; G$ l1 uIf you don't, you're a slob.& E9 P4 u7 N! l& C3 {1 P" |& K4 m* G
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.$ Q( d7 R0 X5 A) ]; Y$ K* w/ k
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
6 O' z8 i$ a3 C2 jIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
* z, P% @+ D8 H( K, i7 [6 i3 RIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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