Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
" A' Z. l7 p& nIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
1 L; B4 E. }' g, o( B& YIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

. Q  I0 L) }$ B: ^If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

+ J. e6 O0 a: S. i3 n4 S- G9 GIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
8 Y/ i* T7 o; q9 W6 ?8 D( JIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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7 W6 F: Z, O: B3 R0 E4 t0 M; UIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
& W" H" s0 m! g) F; uIf she asks you, it's a favor.

) X# U/ w, a# QIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

- L1 O' \  s. Z! j$ \$ Y' PIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
! I! p, ^6 I- G+ S7 ^6 cIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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* z  j  n" E( l& Y7 WIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
2 P8 \) f7 i* k& O* k2 M9 wIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

, f: ~7 Q3 G$ ?4 L- r, fIf she has a headache, she's tired.
' K; B7 G$ k) d3 DIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~