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9 l& {8 }2 x+ T: R1 ^1 s; N'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' " B/ f; H; Q0 l7 q/ [5 A- X) o% _0 F% _
4 Q" E1 [: t# J" uThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' 7 |. d Q1 |" x: e1 F
2 I- r! b, {7 h; O" o'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................9 H$ @& H; a( O. L( g/ a, _
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' ! y2 ?3 b# j$ M: z
2 q' e4 S( U! l9 q'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 8 W3 M. R- h, \# Y9 x0 V
( h. Z$ p9 y; gGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' . b/ A: [" l4 b5 o+ F0 @0 ]1 o
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:16
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