*** Prostitute

秋染红叶

An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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# P' y4 @9 {5 W" n% H  F% G'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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+ U; T" t7 L  P* \$ l% SThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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3 P8 {3 s& g1 O5 h'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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9 C$ Z# r9 x& @1 x5 s+ C  Y'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
. Z7 _# i# t3 Q+ q- U2 d# q(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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, }4 Z! i/ h% R% \0 }4 a: gGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'

: c/ K* w- I- T$ Q, d  [1 v& r'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.'

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billzhao

so interesting
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mikkiyu

好笑,,,,,,,,,,,,太有才了!!!

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