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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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" i% b! K* v) Q( F" Y'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' 6 B* m7 p/ U: W! ]; K. r ^
- p( ~+ m2 P1 c8 s% l2 I5 N0 AThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' & f y6 ^. Y) Q9 i4 h2 M8 }
: I; `2 y* j# j'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................) k+ Y; K5 _# p
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' $ c0 E7 o! ^$ Y2 O" {
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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2 `! M) A* Q* l J# Y$ ^'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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