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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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" A5 ?2 T! b/ A, l) N' _3 @4 P'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' 0 ?6 P/ K; o3 j- R! {
( H0 @" R) H3 F9 J# Y( bThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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4 Z8 {; E/ }1 T9 Q& l'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'0 P8 y1 p3 H- i( A0 E& o
/ R! B, |; k7 r u) Z; ['OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
4 a2 E3 D0 p1 O& i(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' . G3 H4 B2 S0 b6 y
5 V( c' W; K- Z+ q) Q7 q'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' $ y# @' g4 @& P4 V/ j/ x
- } Q `7 q+ Z6 R. z5 `0 n5 M$ {'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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