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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' % ~; \0 c. ^' `( l% S. G
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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$ I6 ~) `. Z- G3 S'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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R4 v3 G& u9 k$ C. _5 g'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
9 c6 J' Z& Z4 Q o8 {' O8 U' N(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' 1 z3 t: p+ C: a5 J1 V) r
: d9 r. o! @7 j$ }'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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0 E# f1 M! F# ~) |9 U3 FGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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