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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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+ d+ e2 T) d( A8 k) W, G'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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: E) q/ V/ d# H# w( w6 W$ A% ]'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
& ?! v6 j/ f4 i% v x(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' $ R: d" d7 P! Z6 R
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 9 T x( r8 R: B" d E9 _
( d9 E3 R& y+ D' x, T; QGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' # B- m4 z" H8 @- l
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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