*** Prostitute

秋染红叶

An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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" I6 t2 h& K6 \% r9 z& g, A. C'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'

- H  Z& q, ~/ D- }+ m/ zThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'

( P: i3 G1 m9 _9 V'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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9 Q9 a8 V7 x5 F( S! [0 v+ {'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
' ?- ^/ m# h& l( O(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.

* t6 D- l0 l- G& n) JGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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# t& g3 ?# K" S+ C'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.'

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billzhao

so interesting
thanks for sharing

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mikkiyu

好笑,,,,,,,,,,,,太有才了!!!

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