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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. / S- m2 ]2 J$ p2 ^
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' ' n- `) y5 R8 G6 i& t
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'$ T8 Z5 x2 s( |( x: \9 b4 Y. t* W7 s* r
$ v! K @$ e# P'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
3 K4 d* K3 t7 A9 J(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' 7 w3 u$ k# ?. v% C2 k
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 2 x9 g [4 C" g; E8 }
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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2 ?) P3 b% [3 ]3 e3 C* d'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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