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0 z1 F' Y7 T5 q0 G'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' 1 _0 ]* w6 q- ^! G8 t4 d; L. @3 T4 s
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club......................../ C0 t" V" H3 N5 }/ s
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' ; A9 W; v: W, ]
6 E1 O2 w8 m& v' V5 I'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. * X" d7 M5 g# W# H
' `+ X: ?4 ?) _( IGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' , C, U$ ^. m0 E
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:16
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