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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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* o1 ^$ X8 m- @; m, E4 `'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' 1 j( W/ {5 D9 A7 y
. X5 q3 q3 A4 |$ T4 e/ pThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' * z# P" l5 X1 r1 x6 y0 W# E3 p
% z" }6 r$ u o* g: F'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'* ~8 C* @$ R/ j% k$ ]0 j b* F, i
+ w% y: \8 T0 ~; H7 G2 E'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
9 g( B* T- f& u9 Z" v+ \: l5 c" j. k(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' , J2 }7 g ?, C
( Q5 H2 u% Y' `+ }'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. / L$ x* G) b) x: j y3 m
m* V* @! W: d, y/ \$ IGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' . m7 M& A0 p6 Q1 L; N
. z0 `" n( Q) q7 I4 ^! V1 v'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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