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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. " I! [) m+ H3 h
L7 x6 Q3 \9 S) b'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' . P. r- m9 N) n/ v) x+ W9 y& E; m( b
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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% s# Y/ A: r, p" ^+ @( M'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
' R5 A$ L- R, ]$ q" Z [5 b, { G8 l( r(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' ' z" Q4 e& V$ O0 z
' ]" S. u3 Z8 l'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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+ i* S, ]/ q* K- N0 v- U! s. t R'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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