Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN


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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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4 _, G. \2 j4 m' q THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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3 B. M( V- _+ B# D/ }1 g5 z# C "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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% ?$ n: B# ?$ { I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

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- ]9 r8 Y! ~: {( ^3 q A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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% A5 J. d$ W8 @: y  l" v THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,


"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."


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/ _0 d8 t- B2 b. e THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.

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- d4 P# X) {3 B& F- @ NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..

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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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/ {: u+ q; I' |. b4 L9 `; f LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

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