Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.


SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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( C6 L1 f0 M3 e5 T THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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0 J" |. g1 g  J2 W. q3 h THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .


"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."


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5 p& F, T' O$ A: _ A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.


WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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) ~3 R8 Y/ q! Z: A# `2 m4 K- t, }/ A "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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! N5 \  b) O1 c' w6 w" u3 a THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.

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4 J" w0 D3 M: I. e% N NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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& ~4 w4 Z" C1 H1 Q* w3 T5 |: h! Q IMPRESSIVE..


# K. v( d# T' \1 ? SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.


) T+ h5 `2 K% B2 ^" r  q8 C SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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( Q+ v: I, }3 Q- Q5 u$ q1 y THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

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0 F; b" I7 H# R0 u5 w6 a% bI read a similar one before~