Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.


SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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$ F' M; D. L  T6 K7 k2 }0 s7 D8 u& C' l THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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) S/ \; L7 Z1 t) x! Q8 x" e) { I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."



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7 [) Y7 X3 P% n" Y% V A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.


; U+ Y4 {$ \1 {- v( b" f& w7 ^ THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

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; s  \% p% y3 o3 T1 E THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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" m* p$ s7 f: R, ]- ^7 V NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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  Z5 U4 y! t6 b4 W/ S IMPRESSIVE..


SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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END.


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4 g) _, c' W: B% S; h. d THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

織紗千影

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~