Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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: l: S7 i8 |2 t  I "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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5 T2 [3 Y8 R1 F I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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, q+ s+ u6 d8 J" Q* m( i WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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7 C( K6 T& [- s/ x) o "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS


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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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END.
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! S& c5 x/ ?; v THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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) }5 G& z' a# P, \$ c% u# G THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

織紗千影

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~