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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.3 @& C" l- x7 A- }2 g8 U$ ]" N; G
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.. }0 ]! y7 c0 Q$ l, Z1 m" k5 Z! y
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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4 f3 J. t& D: Z- x "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.7 e7 T+ Y. N+ ^. h! N5 J# W* H" K
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) {" P, N ^6 u; C- `, M4 `7 Z I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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% u/ d: l7 m) ^1 C) L; S1 O A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.9 p0 [6 ?# }) s; [) l! z
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( S. E$ L: J* L0 z: ~" Q r- R- D0 b WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."1 v' v/ d* M3 v$ E2 p
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.8 {9 b) z' |1 u: t! S" m0 r
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! }! e m3 H5 P* Q O NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS6 \7 a$ u0 F$ w/ [0 L4 K1 F1 X0 i2 Y
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.+ F( Y( l5 {* g3 U& \
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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END.
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7 ~% @" K2 M0 _. r6 @8 N THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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) b/ f& N9 R2 W- `3 Z5 E THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU# n& e1 f- X* E/ S" o
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A# i3 P( Z- H# w1 G, w
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