Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN


" k# J6 |, Y. D8 p WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.


SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.


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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .


( Y3 ]) F( O# c0 p) ` "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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& u! \! z4 G6 J) g+ b I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

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$ |  b, n  r" a" X. I A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.


THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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* w# K% y, O6 R0 k% S "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

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+ H0 j% }" t. f7 G- z" ^% p8 C THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


) M  p; D% D  B, |: P- S NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..

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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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3 S1 q2 |/ }4 `; W END.
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

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$ T1 O: e# b$ V2 H' |2 S+ r THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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. @9 N1 @, E$ A% ~8 t% V LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

織紗千影

HAHAHA~
# `7 s7 b2 a0 n8 l; {- U4 ^I read a similar one before~