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发表于 2008-4-26 09:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.+ o2 N9 q( R) `$ e- t

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& _/ G* D6 E6 e, K2 h; s3 j THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.! g0 B8 J$ d4 q" ]- Y  U

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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."$ k" H& A: K  O' q  {& f

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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.8 r  E- ^1 r, G, y2 `) g- H/ z
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9 X: z. J# w3 j( k THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.# C# g5 {9 p8 }5 X5 F; V
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."$ M- y0 s0 j/ c
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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IMPRESSIVE..) {3 y( _* m- w" ~0 P) G" F. |2 @

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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM." W3 k+ K9 T2 L
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END.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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FAX!!"
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