Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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2 H; E0 K+ w5 j( Y, q! z8 t SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.


4 j( b+ g9 S9 v5 B$ I3 m. U  I# O THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.


THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .

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9 `/ j1 g" R# C/ H* A "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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% |& b2 A' N# @5 Z9 t( l% J I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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1 a, f* D, f, F7 x! b A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.


# V9 r! k% ?1 }" Y/ b$ y5 J- K THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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; I" ]3 p+ M' \ "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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( Q* y! F3 b) i9 d THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.

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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR


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0 ~1 K" }( e+ E9 g2 ? THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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# [6 F6 w" D; U' x: m7 ~ LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

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