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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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7 n# j( B3 }$ a! H9 JWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"+ V6 C( D$ v8 v5 L# h$ A
4 e1 t. S/ p& hSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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