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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.& e# X* M1 r# V
: I/ E( ?% N; b9 j6 T' D+ @ V/ fYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?9 P: w* R) W# u$ a3 _
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"7 _' l Q/ C" a9 p6 H' W( u
4 z% K- ~4 D" eSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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- r0 e3 b0 N% w# F( F.... and that's when the fight started. |
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