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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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n! `/ p; v. \You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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$ r' N' D5 q4 k, MWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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% d) g% [ c- m) p' J) TSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"3 y& Y f) ]+ e+ \
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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