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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.0 j. u- D, _! m$ E, F
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?- g; Z; L \" I4 d
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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8 I8 C' b+ n/ r7 B; U2 s+ hSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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( m, [" y; G, q7 X0 @" _" D7 p" M.... and that's when the fight started. |
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