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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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) M, z# }! s, h- `& ^& D; ]3 cYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?" N7 M$ f6 Y! p$ B& {
6 q o5 T5 y8 L# X$ T/ P' R1 T7 dWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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6 L) i' m0 b: ^3 O& } G& zSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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; x8 ]' S, |7 j( `.... and that's when the fight started. |
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