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你可以这么想:世界上有三种人,男人女人和engineer.所以男女都无所谓,女生学的少应该是因为engg有太多动手运用的东西吧。
; s7 w! F' o# A4 o3 H8 m. h6 {engineer是需要学很多东西,原理,但是最终目的是要将这些东西运用到现实生活中。+ S& l, K& g5 ~4 p9 Q+ M; C
3 D1 @+ e# o5 G/ p参照以下条件,看你到底是不适合做engg:
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Symptoms that you are Engineer v6 }) f! f9 D5 a
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April 22, 2006 by Sandeep Jain. n0 ^% M; }$ O; u
. W( y% ?/ P1 C+ w& M% YYou might be an engineer if…* f, K6 D! k5 P( p: T5 J* K1 s
2 n# \+ U! m) W( X8 L) ]0 OIf your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight
, @- X$ o+ E. V2 sIf you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they, f: h* y# Z3 ]' r' T6 @, G
work# G: G% a, k% S) C" e
If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone
) b) y; u W" H! P4 ?8 `If you introduce your wife as “mywife@home.com”
% S0 E; }. o. h& p( y/ RIf your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner% L9 S2 W' j0 c
If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
L# z' `+ A: L W7 g+ TIf you want an 52X CDROM for Christmas1 k0 }/ ? n; H. H
If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail- t* ?! M8 A) V4 c) ^+ n9 D
If your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the
% v0 N6 Z& Y0 Sdecimal point in the right place; `6 C+ H' ~9 c
If you use a CAD package to design your son’s Pine Wood Derby car$ a0 y0 e/ ?/ S0 v- v# o% ^- m$ b
If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than; O$ a( J$ s- ?! A/ L1 F
hanging coats and taping ducts
6 @0 M8 H0 C. u( V0 X! I0 LIf your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest# a8 o% }- }$ H; f8 W! J' }
sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies+ H0 m6 z5 `, o
If you have “Dilbert” comics displayed anywhere in your work area) u5 O/ v, [# F
If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a
9 m7 w7 d* c6 j$ W; ^5 P9 ^7 ftest that actually takes five minutes to run& V4 _4 c2 `2 W+ q8 b, g( Z
If you don’t even know where the cover to your personal computer is9 u0 @/ e# L: v0 _$ m! o4 c! n+ |* A
If you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven
' D# Y! ?. V% {# g \( D/ h' GIf you know the direction the water swirls when you flush8 O4 i" E, i4 E) J
If you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what’s# i' _6 B# ]: o" l* _$ L" ]) t. j
inside8 a& M& P5 N3 e& \. c$ L& E$ }+ N$ ?
If a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the. i9 e0 I6 S& w a5 w# q
antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception! k! n1 e. i. |
If you are currently gathering the components to build your own
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If you have never backed-up your hard drive) k; D- c% R0 R
If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing2 L3 m' ]" a; P H
games, but are afraid to say it out loud# a: t! n1 U5 h& u
If you truly believe aliens are living among us/ ^' B) p$ o! n2 _, i; @
If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance8 D0 i' r8 W& T! f4 b# l, U! r) r5 N5 W
If you see a good design and still have to change it! W# a2 f' s0 G4 r2 N; L+ q( b
If the salespeople at Circuit City can’t answer any of your% G# t0 K+ Q+ `: K n& ]4 I
questions
' E3 C1 A" \( w5 `) e( nIf you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it
" y; ^3 E, d* @If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your
|5 Z* G- \3 e: F( `; M0 Iautomobile tires
( J$ @/ V$ L( ~/ {If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you
5 M1 d& m6 M4 i9 _9 ^6 wown turns bread into charcoal$ @/ i+ B- \3 o1 c5 H7 z
If you need a checklist to turn on the TV
/ p% w! j4 G8 X- V1 X$ jIf you have introduced your kids by the wrong name$ S& |9 }, _, ~ z/ ^7 C+ F" J( p
If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don’t work and you
9 {6 l/ b7 z- q. xrush up to the front to fix it5 ?- x* p$ U* r* R ]' q# Y. |. X
If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
) n( p. ^5 m5 VIf you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel
" `( _2 S1 W: m2 \" W/ X1 L" Hand have seen most of the shows already4 U6 e" G7 |, l! I3 d
If your father sat 2 inches in front of your family’s first color TV
0 T: [. ?9 \& y$ lwith a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you grew
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If you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what! D; t0 X& `8 O! C$ h
size screw driver to use
) g* U, O: M, s# X2 q, N" ]8 j4 j5 nIf you can type 70 words a minute but can’t read your own
7 I, w2 f/ R9 _8 R4 {/ r8 u% Dhandwriting, p* ^0 }" P1 B. Q
If you can’t remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time6 B3 g0 h+ s! {4 W5 d8 A( m
this week
- O" _$ g5 o$ ]( B) YIf your checkbook always balances; j6 @- ^- W! W @9 i; Z- G( j
If your girlfriend says the way you dress is no reflection on her
6 A; f0 R# p( y4 e. @4 v! X1 AIf you have more friends on the Internet than in real life
' |$ a% n1 h! X* c9 IIf you think your computer looks better without the cover' f" D: u& H1 Z B, C& U
If you think that when people around you yawn, its because they
% t; p. _! i( W0 Sdidn’t get enough sleep5 m. _% v3 U6 e t% V
If you spend more on your home computer than your car
" N+ j7 Z. ^4 I9 H8 S# i9 |: P+ S- EIf you know what http:// stands for( x9 o& N7 `+ |0 x$ D
If your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to
7 e4 a8 }- E" i! Vexplain atmospheric absorption theory.
5 V1 C# ?5 l L8 v1 [1 }# wIf your lap-top computer costs more than your car. |
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