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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.( `5 t2 z! M- z' t1 o
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very! W, i4 b3 _8 u3 o! |% S
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down: E+ I* M! ^0 V* Q0 ~. e& j# [# g
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
6 T8 B% v, d' V6 G) E8 ndeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't& A' ~3 i8 J6 _, ~6 }" ?# [0 c
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
0 q( m7 o. O) D& U4 K! b9 Pcommitted my life to her sister.
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# X0 n( P6 ?+ KWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
( ]/ F' p3 R& J- Vthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and, S: _: Z) O1 U' V. ~9 T
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
. c3 `1 ~4 K' p8 o. P- }% [ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."4 y5 V+ w* Q1 u& M# c
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