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0 L+ h+ d6 P5 J. ]I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
) ~0 [$ G# o5 K2 ]% Ehad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was( p9 @8 o, \' O5 z- U* \: }4 v7 ?
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.7 w0 w0 P H; v j/ E
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7 D9 R4 f% a& K9 e. l! OMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
5 y" I I5 v( A4 b5 }& J7 x J5 ltight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down4 D% F- {4 ^+ \5 ~* F& q0 `7 Z
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
$ |/ k8 g. i" A- g1 a8 u; O6 ]deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.. ]# @, e* R. ]6 ]; }( \
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come: D+ h+ s5 u2 @( z
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
7 Z5 f3 U$ z. H' y4 I# o, P( b0 P/ nwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't4 p9 S( D6 j+ v/ k/ O Z
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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5 w: N5 B2 x/ s5 C/ p5 T: t/ f6 O) XWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She8 m. r& G, M l% h8 q% M
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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: i' q) e3 i c a5 A2 NI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up6 R( P* y5 _/ r) o) m& B" v
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline6 H3 w5 d# B! A: u$ s
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing5 t" o5 c, g [" ?+ y4 ]
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and7 Y/ j1 P- i- d* R* @9 I F
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't) K5 d# O0 {* x( {8 D; U0 O3 T
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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