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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I' g* U% `6 T5 B2 C
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very9 e% O& D5 s2 B. A. i! I% j
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down: b4 s: h a7 f) H, L7 }
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be/ R" X7 S8 ~$ S8 i
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.2 i" G5 h/ d3 Y1 e1 l. k/ x6 A
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
. ^7 y. ]: t, vovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
; N9 y( p4 b9 I. Icommitted my life to her sister.' |7 @5 A0 G* k/ k
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7 c1 s( K3 h( R1 E. s, Z9 ]& CWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She. k8 m7 l0 N1 Y4 q2 Y) b7 r7 A
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild$ G- ?% N+ L; v9 O
fling, just come up and get me."
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7 e4 s* ]0 P5 {% Z' qI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up2 u- a. [* p" W( ?
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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; v6 {, G1 o# V3 kTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing( u% J; W' U6 A0 R( ]0 b: z7 r J
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and/ ~% c/ c" h; F+ f7 [7 s
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't% q& ]# K, e! c- j2 o. G, E
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."& e( r3 S( T' u1 Q C" e, `
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your8 r& |/ [& O z
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