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. a( j2 u0 P1 I. p, m/ z# Z/ fI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I. a0 D- d/ i6 Y, g; N1 T. g2 B
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
. n8 d( ^+ p; E6 H; E2 L7 |only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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, X* Q! H& O6 \+ v( Z4 R1 rMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very' Q" b- J8 o: E
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down# y" K6 ~: B7 m7 E6 Q* ~6 {/ _
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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) i, M, X/ M9 h0 N. ZOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't2 l. m7 I: Q% a$ Y! D
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
; B8 f5 X7 l) J) F; Icommitted my life to her sister.4 ^0 Y3 z& A+ V
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
4 C" x( T9 G9 g( Psaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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6 a3 y" S! \9 Y- s5 JI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
* j# s2 }( z3 i5 G) [3 [+ Uthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
/ ~5 e1 p" U1 E ystraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
& ]! q7 j* }: i# }) V# Esaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
- a# \% \2 q$ G5 rask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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