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0 p" i! J1 w9 f/ z4 a4 ^I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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+ I4 X' B! D+ F1 Y5 |. ?8 yonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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. U' u, ?/ Q; _6 u/ ZMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very3 t# p8 G* k* [/ I
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.* S9 _0 D8 o% v$ F. E+ b, x# C! ^
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9 f. Y1 U2 E) V. B* R z, e+ v( BOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come7 r4 j8 c9 H- f
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and) f! g+ a: M& n) j
committed my life to her sister.
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4 Z9 P' I1 l' qWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
8 ?" d9 }( {2 s! t6 Tsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up4 f! r$ \, G; Z: j! K/ w1 U
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.3 p3 b* g( L% `% _" y
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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