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had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was! e+ k n* l% ?0 f" G
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.1 G) U* X$ O0 O
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very5 O+ \4 A$ r" J- I/ Z, c
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down" C' x3 T/ [4 { N4 o e5 c' M
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be {/ f' Q6 e6 ~3 ^; Q# X
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.7 w! x# W! d3 n0 l
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+ B$ r. R8 i; `! Y# g% j8 z( SOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come) _5 O% g& F2 [; I
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
) o: l1 a) z9 J9 V) [# O! Swhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't7 ]1 x# A; c; H1 c
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
z; P3 n; H7 q' V% E% qcommitted my life to her sister.2 E, R7 w1 ~+ X
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6 w( |, Y! O2 V# T9 s; k/ Y PWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She2 B& c% Z" b+ \% P( V, y
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild" i2 i5 b$ ]; _$ |* t. q4 q
fling, just come up and get me."! g/ X) m \( h8 X1 ~5 W" j/ H
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up8 i; m$ j$ T* W& g0 v
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline; y% w$ i, Y" z5 g: b3 D8 S4 i
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards% E, u8 t& z+ J, X) ~( n# V
my car.2 d& L ~4 U, V
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T, h# @+ j- H5 c& y4 O w, uTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
5 q; W% r, X6 ?% foutside, all clapping!; S7 J9 }- P- I- f1 ]- ~% i. O$ X* ~
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
& R" G. J) u2 Dsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
- ^0 b U3 X ~: ?- c) ?ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."7 C+ o7 {1 ]# D9 _* k6 J8 ^( V$ w$ M
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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