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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I8 V" p* {; j4 ^/ X7 U
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
& P1 C9 r9 c* j4 b/ Eonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. X" p4 t: W1 A @8 y& `0 e
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7 F6 \9 m* b e5 S/ f# D3 ZMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
$ k$ J; ?; Q4 M$ q3 \tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
3 Q W# l7 W3 [7 i, Iwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be3 W0 r( Z2 @1 O9 U9 ?( G, R
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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; s7 p* Y( z; K" DOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come! ?/ O4 K s1 |4 C/ H
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
# J' \. C( f. U+ @. V2 R) M" [whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't Z7 ]* W6 L, u9 Y# P
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
/ e: @* k# |) E, E1 f2 _# h2 Gcommitted my life to her sister.
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# I0 U+ q1 f: m) m0 yWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She. b- n ]4 P) p7 G* I L: o
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
g+ `7 s9 u; Tfling, just come up and get me.") Q1 i- F) e8 y) H9 d! d. T# l
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
' f$ C, G+ {, G/ [" c |5 pthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and) g8 ~/ e+ r3 w
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't- J; r5 D1 `2 W9 O5 s7 f5 e' G5 F
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."0 G+ W9 B# q1 L
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F3 d( ^# X: sAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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