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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I/ t W- d9 T- [6 Y
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was; k( H8 B2 o! X6 m
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
& f2 A7 V. ^) ^9 o# }tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else./ B' Z& C9 V3 k6 Y8 L$ Z5 ~
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She: `1 r4 H! b" x( l
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
7 n0 A; g6 i, r+ m- Qthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline {7 E' o! K8 |1 X s5 H* x
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards" r' _; U/ i; S. K' f8 n
my car.9 [' h; \. `) y+ T. H: H$ d
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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" B a) {9 i6 F7 Q8 HWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
7 \ C9 L4 H& w1 ^1 rsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
; w) i4 o1 H* V* ~ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."9 G* |2 \* M. X, l3 p
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