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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
( H: Y  h, V* o+ X. w. V+ WUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
- l: I/ ]+ D, [: }When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's7 F% `& S' B- C
family was invited over to see the baby.
( w" K1 d2 j) P; }9 _* c, N; NBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk" L4 Z" w0 D$ c9 i
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.  b3 |3 J3 I3 b
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything 2 W8 A9 C+ G7 N0 d$ D+ h3 L
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he; }, [% Q3 W2 e/ z$ l$ l/ y
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.& T& s) l6 v; A2 m! f
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
2 _7 Y  O' u$ C. n9 k/ AWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful2 k% @0 z* c. j1 ^: t( o
baby.'9 P( K( u0 D" r3 A0 Y
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
+ g9 k9 V& V, x( }1 Z( p3 e" rJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful# n: R0 E% }/ H; y  C/ V
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
/ |3 a2 Z" Q1 b* Fhe see?'  u; m0 v; _8 D, {! Z( y
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
  q9 k# ~/ Q2 s$ L% U he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
- z" G$ `2 x3 r6 c/ N- Aneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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