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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 1 @0 R4 B2 x" q
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
; g" K, ]! @6 U, Q  q9 h5 U- EWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's. }7 q8 r- @" ]! \" I. b; c: y, T
family was invited over to see the baby. 9 z. d2 q, `% ~9 k/ r9 N2 D
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
( U) |9 ^" y; W; e* fwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.1 d8 o! @( o7 {5 T( ?
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything ' m) d% z9 o" H% j& U* A1 \
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he  A; f; m8 i$ i8 }9 D6 Q& W
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.9 A& s# C& Z7 R8 ~0 c1 Z% p
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
! {4 B3 t7 ~# g6 F1 b* zWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
) _5 Q' Y$ s; F8 rbaby.': b# v  ?9 R' o& t0 w
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
- ]+ m5 f5 V2 g" _3 g, S5 m7 pJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful+ o- D; l& k  r5 i
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can* ~0 A3 R0 h7 N& \6 S
he see?'
1 t/ D) A7 U, R1 d'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
5 b6 i3 ]" O* `7 ?, H( Z; ]/ }/ b he has 20/20 vision.'
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8 z/ t9 f& C! L9 A+ M/ p1 u* |/ ['That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
7 A. v: c) d. k7 l+ Q: _+ Yneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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