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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 7 B' g( P, [4 q+ R: E
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.& r9 |3 h7 A7 t2 [! a* @
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's* V9 u6 u0 e: F. M7 W8 B5 }, H
family was invited over to see the baby.
( R% s) D3 P; _% xBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
  I# A. q# v# c: W3 _with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
) w1 H* y$ h8 e  SHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything ) {0 O( X9 s  S" P9 T
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
6 Y  i4 w5 l  a. Dwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
7 Q1 A- _: X8 T7 j" h. {+ ILittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. ; m+ G) A2 {. p: r
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
& b* P% J3 b+ ~baby.'
: I. }' c( _: ~0 QThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
6 t2 B# e5 {7 m0 f/ X  I: M) t" x  QJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
0 k0 q0 |( K3 v  J# _$ Nlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can- w( r. n) F0 P! f# {; a
he see?'
" q( b1 R8 `+ r; L" ^'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said/ y5 g% i% A2 r) j, W. w
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
# q# g+ i9 l4 w& k; E  Cneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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