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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. $ M9 s! g$ a& P( t$ b5 U
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.( J+ N; |5 k$ T9 ^
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
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Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk6 L3 l. i/ J" @! @. H3 d, B" J
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.3 b/ X8 ]8 w4 @
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
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would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.7 V; @1 Q5 S+ o  b! ~  @6 O
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 8 \+ r( @8 i. H
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful0 n1 T' S* _/ I- ~
baby.'' @' d0 e+ R* U( p0 J2 f
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. % Z. p( u& N0 c  U% h
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
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8 U. w+ o* Q) c7 C* m9 I5 L'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said. p, Z. v  P7 ]2 |/ L1 ?
he has 20/20 vision.'
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! ]/ L& x# K, ^5 Q6 N# I# @'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he" D+ l: g- L( i7 E* g7 m
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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