The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
( ^2 ^: C) `- D6 m% ~" e5 wUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
; j, V: C- `' @* Ewith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
9 H5 J( A2 Q; _2 @, Y* d7 Iabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
4 L& k4 l# ^( I# x& swould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
- }3 [4 b8 d( K; N- f9 |5 ~baby.'
5 H3 Z8 J; C' E7 I" nThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
( L7 h) m' p( V* R$ B8 ~little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
0 u  }8 O- h8 l- h# W$ `he see?'
( L5 G4 O+ t; p: l1 ^7 U/ t'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
he has 20/20 vision.'
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6 ~' ^! E0 e; q9 I( \1 O'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
# n- C2 Z  C; s% h; @8 qneeded glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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