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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. ; h2 J7 \* q5 ~, ]5 I4 A9 x
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.- n# B( ^1 c% Z
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
* E0 i% Z% U7 A3 R  P8 B- Y* ]family was invited over to see the baby. ' w: l5 C  W1 \* E9 F7 m+ P0 a
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
2 H$ I1 }& _1 }" Lwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.1 E7 k) O6 `! x1 M7 m
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything $ o' X2 L, p6 b& B6 ^3 u. b
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
2 ]# C2 s- O: ~; ?would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
* U0 o! v1 t+ n# @Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
7 ^; L0 e8 y0 r6 B% u+ aWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful( o! O2 L" G- p7 p
baby.'# p. G* T! z) c6 B
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 1 Y( g. |1 p3 q
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful/ ?- y' C. ^0 ?1 S  K
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can: T& k7 J% i8 k- ]" n5 d0 ?1 v
he see?'
, l+ H" ~1 E: e7 d" U9 B# U7 ]1 ['Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
6 K; k; r' H; T( t- H he has 20/20 vision.'* v7 U, ?0 h: A- r  c% N

- i7 W  [  n2 W7 A6 ]5 j'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
9 d. a. a' H8 o' s" S; kneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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