Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
7 r2 t5 p5 N2 T( U: v; S- Yit's your stupidity.
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  m: n1 H$ r) Z7 y, qI was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
3 h( {& d7 S# \! k! CBut nobody's perfect......
/ R8 ?3 v  o6 b4 B6 d; a2 O+ oso why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
; V8 K" k8 k" b2 _- E$ `8 Nthen what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
# J. A8 i7 {# p7 i% fpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.

4 V, n4 V; f- t! u7 KHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
: a" J, m  R' Z$ `4 A! R, V* ]6 KThere's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
: o' `. R: G5 L* A" y4 WThey are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
& i' B! c& a# P( H2 w4 kAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

+ v% F6 i* G6 V* N# f- hThe wise never marry.
+ A. [& B" L' g. @and when they marry they become otherwise.
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8 y0 I; l7 `- I) H) V. a/ c- \2 D  pSuccess is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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! r& ?# L4 D$ `& c, `Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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" A3 \; y4 V3 \4 d* L"Your future depend s on your dreams"
$ K4 `2 q5 o. u3 F, }So go to sleep
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" L; v3 A$ E  TThere should be a better way to start a day
  i' G, j5 V, ?% _# ~' L# YThan waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
4 O# K1 a( }; `, m4 E3 n. ^I can look at it for hours

( O4 L- k7 r5 V$ u6 W& X* {God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
" Y% `# o/ A3 Y/ T% BThe more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
1 p2 z! A: i/ i8 f) j) \7 CA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Hilarious!

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lol
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