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0 z8 H; z( e0 y( Tit is your fate but,
: l; S9 ~/ f; S2 R( Pif your father-in-law is a poor man,, v& O/ e$ L- B7 R* ~* Y1 g: ^) \
it's your stupidity.
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# o8 O+ S# E: S5 z! cI was born intelligent -0 N s% M4 Z. V2 T$ Q- V: g
education ruined me.9 x, C2 m, G/ T- @
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Practice makes perfect....
5 Y& P' ^0 {# t. F- Z/ ?) A: {% rBut nobody's perfect......
8 n; g9 ?3 F: k I( j* aso why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,- _. G( b8 m+ }& E, `, m6 }& O
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,) e' B* e# n( S9 S9 Y' i
people appear bright until you hear them speak.# a7 T2 \- |5 d
. b. z: p' ?. Q+ ?4 B! [2 nHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?9 L7 a H' u5 W% n
5 C2 g; g/ Y3 O: l$ x& wMoney is not everything.
+ u' {4 A6 ]- y3 c/ FThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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3 e# J1 L) U4 g( hOne should love animals.
4 X; q- C/ w( }They are so tasty.
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; x/ W# B4 ]* c% A8 D5 V7 QBehind every successful man, there is a woman9 k9 i; d H" C
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two./ u- z# X; J9 q+ y X0 b; n
, {& M, a8 q1 o9 |% ~% p1 c$ m8 uEvery man should marry.
6 K% J: o. ^6 r" oAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in+ r) d0 ~. u) `2 |; p$ {% U& C
life.
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The wise never marry.
! { n$ M5 n6 R. |! N2 W+ k7 `, `and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
, g& b1 @8 e9 ~2 T' KIt brings so many relatives.
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2 H# q" V; t w g# {1 C! NNever put off the work till tomorrow
+ n [7 l" F) a3 g, ]what you can put off today.$ L! E0 K2 M7 z, A/ T
) h1 b; y8 N' H4 e* a+ L"Your future depend s on your dreams", O r# w) F" d
So go to sleep# y6 ~6 k2 K2 {+ @3 b
3 D# D: q2 |! \+ }( U9 WThere should be a better way to start a day/ x0 @+ i+ M+ Z" J8 c g
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"/ _/ l, Q6 _6 m: [9 j" V4 e+ {
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
- L+ c4 l8 j4 C8 d2 t; c, L. WI can look at it for hours
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6 r3 ?" D! z+ D' c0 IGod made relatives;2 V S. S; @% X; b' W6 N R) _
Thank God we can choose our friends.6 t1 b% n6 U% L6 [5 K0 o5 A
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The more you learn, the more you know,
, W. A3 O# S$ e- AThe more you know, the more you forget
1 f- l$ D c% E7 L7 GThe more you forget, the less you know
+ v( T9 v7 w; I, ^" qSo.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.3 \: \ ]& o+ w1 G
A train station is where a train stops.- t" K+ F4 n; H0 G1 T7 E
On my desk, I have a work station....8 ^7 A, F$ o" {! M" L
what more can I say........6 D- o- e% s" P& n9 c7 E) v' d7 e# K
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