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: e' x( g' S; ?1 ~1 b- z: vit is your fate but,
% U# @2 o9 d5 nif your father-in-law is a poor man,
1 g5 t- L" Q0 ~5 J7 nit's your stupidity.' p4 x: T, ^$ ^8 L- ?4 B2 S4 C
- W0 }, y( n7 w8 }9 bI was born intelligent -
h6 l, y8 \% O% ]& A, Xeducation ruined me.+ P) E6 N6 f$ g
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Practice makes perfect....
* L- `8 g& }7 g- J3 m6 R0 @But nobody's perfect......
/ n% e$ \! B' v1 l& O/ g# q x5 V3 ^so why practice?3 E* r: V/ q: {4 }
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
5 ]: m, h+ T* U+ q+ Rthen what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
* R; i' y, _- ~) epeople appear bright until you hear them speak.2 l* ]3 c6 E: p7 w5 F8 E! s
) [: J+ ~# \' V5 B- D* ZHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.* Y5 v- `/ y) `$ I1 B
There's Mastercard & Visa.3 W5 ~8 Z& T( i. A# W) Q
: Q) {% q& B0 [5 oOne should love animals.
# ?, W% x3 d4 m4 RThey are so tasty./ r3 d' C: @* w* P; ]& E7 H% o, {
( i( `4 E9 f% A1 C6 d3 z, k9 jBehind every successful man, there is a woman
4 g. V) @: t2 CAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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0 N0 h. l/ B1 K f6 ZEvery man should marry.3 t; O$ u* I' M& J6 ]9 _8 u
After all, happiness is not the only thing in& D( l& o8 _- O' `3 N# y- u
life.
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The wise never marry.4 s2 K; s# C6 v1 x- f* B* Z2 r
and when they marry they become otherwise.6 |) p, U2 u% {: K i* w5 `* h
- L& t/ W% W( O: cSuccess is a relative term.0 J1 }% U0 ]) @! e; I
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
/ v! L1 A, v5 ~% iwhat you can put off today.
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: d. d& Y# K6 r5 n"Your future depend s on your dreams"
2 p+ K) Q% D, l4 l1 k( wSo go to sleep9 e) U0 o H; _
7 i& E! \+ L* ?% _* w+ ~There should be a better way to start a day# p9 `$ M% k& S5 k1 f
Than waking up every morning; R% i% |) W3 u! y0 T
_, {% z M ^"Hard work never killed anybody"& D' h9 Y/ A: H' h
But why take the risk- A% b* Y' m& H% u7 O% u' j
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"Work fascinates me"/ f) G2 c! p& l" x! k
I can look at it for hours& A" `6 F6 M& L4 \ s3 Z
5 e; y) \* K1 K) sGod made relatives;
" j. b. J4 E/ O' KThank God we can choose our friends.) ?0 [. s; X/ n( \( i/ }5 |
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The more you learn, the more you know,
9 P8 j) g6 t) k/ k2 i/ G' UThe more you know, the more you forget6 i- G/ |4 s( j# a" w
The more you forget, the less you know. l5 G6 D5 R. _ Z! p2 Y' `5 C
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
$ A3 m0 y6 f& [6 XA train station is where a train stops.
: g2 d2 o. p) g- I2 l2 c5 m! HOn my desk, I have a work station....
) J, g2 T/ y- V& H' l% z) f9 r0 hwhat more can I say........) ]+ ^7 C& n7 q" y, s2 L) B
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