Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
! D6 G) ?! Q9 I5 G8 eit is your fate but,
6 F6 S1 u: _0 r, f, @if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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# T( I- `/ W" M* u% YPractice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
2 X* n- e5 X9 g+ bso why practice?
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. N5 ]  v3 v5 t+ `: r/ QIf it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
6 B% Z' H; S* K. Ypeople appear bright until you hear them speak.

# `" K5 s) t& _* M+ S- ?0 D$ y( H/ D) tHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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6 B) G. z$ ~" k+ ?One should love animals.
, y% N" }, z2 V# f. Z8 E3 }They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
" P& J" m3 M7 h7 JAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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/ Q$ h: i# U2 ]5 x$ KEvery man should marry.
7 {+ K6 x6 Z9 w' v% ~After all, happiness is not the only thing in
( {8 e2 O  D6 V( C& Flife.
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4 M3 ~  q3 ]- x/ |- X0 q. lThe wise never marry.
4 v' Z8 T7 q3 N" D8 Iand when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
; N# Y2 c0 p- oSo go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
) c5 H- K/ f0 aThan waking up every morning
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7 O& v1 k0 B3 u, ?" V+ V6 k"Hard work never killed anybody"
, H0 n& _  ?! a  ~But why take the risk

( {; `! K, n7 e9 W, J"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
! A3 [0 Y. q% I% tThank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
. o/ |% C2 w) I! }4 L6 Y, u9 TA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
& m$ `6 X+ A" j5 a6 Y1 N, S* ]7 Hwhat more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
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