Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
2 I# W! ~8 u2 ~9 [$ z$ N2 @. mit is your fate but,
0 R" M7 c2 i  e' N' v0 tif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
- c1 Z$ S" b0 \! V' K: t, ieducation ruined me.

8 r+ Z. X: k+ W% p  j, z' E6 PPractice makes perfect....
1 ?) _! i' [% W5 W  E7 g$ z3 N: hBut nobody's perfect......
! R$ P5 e% F" Cso why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
% r3 A  j4 O! c) N3 S: E6 I9 Pthen what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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2 k6 R# p5 G: X4 Y, V( j6 mMoney is not everything.
7 L1 K" ]* E& a- ]( Z7 oThere's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
4 z: e4 `' ~: ?/ w/ [* JThey are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

$ H4 q" N% p0 SEvery man should marry.
+ C( e; x3 e# y! @* IAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
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; T! e) }& Z+ a* zThe wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
4 E( E' Z/ l+ p8 v1 o6 Q5 T. RIt brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
7 s) E6 T% `: [! {4 D4 q' XSo go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
. J: u  k) @* bThan waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
0 y7 u5 {9 V/ m- k: CBut why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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. s. L1 e: ?+ |, U$ K1 hGod made relatives;
' |+ _9 [( \  n; @6 @' v% ~Thank God we can choose our friends.
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) G4 Q' c# M3 K  v% }- R! i5 nThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

3 y  W! ?: c. ~/ D' I& @A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
- \* X$ {2 M7 L. [On my desk, I have a work station....
# A1 r: t) R; i- dwhat more can I say........
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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
6 C4 D) m# W4 plove it ^^