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if your father-in-law is a poor man,
. p% \4 G ~1 w9 ^it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -. t" n, h/ d$ |! R( r; V
education ruined me.; |7 Y/ f5 z, e) R8 x
5 V! q: R$ c. E+ [" k; e8 _Practice makes perfect....: M$ ~4 X# H& y
But nobody's perfect......0 ^0 {" J5 d4 S1 W) X% V
so why practice?7 n0 Z# b8 {( f( R
: y h. a6 |; t1 t+ u& k2 W2 uIf it's true that we are here to help others,0 k8 R/ T2 p. q' ]" b/ [
then what exactly are the others here for?: \/ q" e: b2 G1 d& Q! j4 Z
: P4 P p) b0 h0 h, ]3 q. ?- NSince light travels faster than sound,$ X" \2 Y: _5 q
people appear bright until you hear them speak.! T" _7 q2 T! u3 E# |% I
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?. I9 E9 r! X1 t* {: M
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Money is not everything.
8 u @/ {" q- n' p. A2 l( {" iThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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% x8 U$ @9 k8 G( i5 @7 NOne should love animals.
/ i1 O7 ]3 A9 Q1 rThey are so tasty.3 Q0 d6 {6 o1 X0 C% q' H
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman1 J3 g3 A k: z0 M( V6 Z8 c
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.3 w& v) O. e3 w: |5 Q+ q; ?
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Every man should marry.* Y$ Y" l& u, l, k* R
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.
+ [% Z7 J0 i2 E5 x* h& ^3 W+ Vand when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.. H' e+ A6 g6 V8 f Y- I
It brings so many relatives.
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7 x$ F, @' {! n, S1 ZNever put off the work till tomorrow
7 [: s. ^6 C' w. s3 a0 Dwhat you can put off today.6 S0 m; T3 b0 i4 b* b% V: _: B
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"3 e7 v0 F2 B k. ]& d' y
So go to sleep6 m8 v% `* ]0 a4 N1 r0 w
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There should be a better way to start a day+ |! g+ v8 s3 i2 g8 }6 S a+ `$ O
Than waking up every morning# A( ] Z* H! O
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"Hard work never killed anybody"1 C; [) v5 ~$ J7 Z" Z# `
But why take the risk+ G, J* p) j7 @/ m6 E) h( {
' A1 m7 R i+ L( R& G+ m& E/ |" Q"Work fascinates me"
3 H: d. k* S: Y% l: r+ \I can look at it for hours: b: T* d) G' v; H& @
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God made relatives;
' }* l X$ e. r O! K3 s+ y0 CThank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,* f( | [$ O6 Z6 x
The more you know, the more you forget- _* p, }8 |; F7 M5 L* Y; V
The more you forget, the less you know
7 I2 B, ~0 l% W0 Z OSo.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.; ?3 h' ?0 a# `. K, t z) r! `
A train station is where a train stops.
5 v( \# [2 b# z% q- U; I: B0 }On my desk, I have a work station....2 h6 a1 D( z& R' l3 H4 D" A1 N6 {% o
what more can I say........6 r0 A3 Q- r" `& X# `6 k3 p
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