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 If your father is a poor man,& I8 |+ A" R7 n" l( |
it is your fate but,
' m% C4 s+ \: X8 u' @1 u7 vif your father-in-law is a poor man,+ }, ?, R; S4 N. u6 s7 B* V
it's your stupidity.1 G( N! _2 u0 G/ V7 ]
# c+ I4 ?; u/ ^( G0 nI was born intelligent -# Q# l. }/ w8 X. g, N. S* I3 W( I
education ruined me.: u& d6 H. q9 c$ [5 B8 e3 a2 z
0 L" m/ l; J& O9 W; ?5 [3 v: {Practice makes perfect....
7 q9 e5 n" o/ PBut nobody's perfect......
- G: ]9 Z) s5 {# ]( R0 j7 ^. `so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
% T2 L! F7 B) D+ lthen what exactly are the others here for?5 k* d x I9 m# e2 G
, Q% Z0 i8 A2 iSince light travels faster than sound,
- W% z& h. | epeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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+ J5 R: K% A0 u2 ]0 F5 ]5 _Money is not everything.
% [/ S/ f7 J! I) h/ J9 z1 G1 ~There's Mastercard & Visa.4 P5 `2 S- u* b1 l- D: H& [7 I
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One should love animals.0 h- W' f/ c0 I# W6 |/ c0 n
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman: a0 ?# u; C( \" R0 w# f* r/ @
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.- s& H W' ~3 F, q3 y
2 \% b0 b: Y5 T% tEvery man should marry.
* n' [& s: p. U4 `' p1 T' HAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in u y4 K0 O2 K6 l( b
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5 T/ x* e6 C% ~3 S4 F" j" L: vThe wise never marry.
$ [, d+ [. d) h: U3 Gand when they marry they become otherwise.
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: o8 V' d- `- d" [4 mSuccess is a relative term.+ a: I V, D3 {: Q, c) n
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
7 L4 R1 A4 I$ P4 c7 c9 awhat you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
: a% ?$ W, @! z7 [. N. Y# F f' RSo go to sleep( ~9 p/ W F( y
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There should be a better way to start a day
1 ~4 b, b @$ W9 UThan waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"8 r: N% Z, Q& ^; t$ ?4 S
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
: z0 q7 ~; I8 F6 \I can look at it for hours$ c$ d. X2 I9 |/ F# Q/ S
% U+ S, g. I; \7 u9 lGod made relatives;; R T/ [; q4 f8 u _2 n8 L
Thank God we can choose our friends.8 d% }5 ]( J Y) J5 J
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The more you learn, the more you know,* a4 t9 h1 U! I
The more you know, the more you forget
8 C$ e& D& n) P, Z* U! H2 eThe more you forget, the less you know+ K# K# \& O; F/ s* d6 m) V! J
So.. why learn.) R: Q( g/ {! x. H4 D
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
- `% {% o8 H1 K4 _A train station is where a train stops.2 |$ V: f% O8 v- \# E
On my desk, I have a work station....
; ?( W1 x& H: t) f% }8 i+ Z4 T$ S2 Ewhat more can I say........
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