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发表于 2008-3-16 21:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If your father is a poor man,  W& j. h. h: k( J
it is your fate but,6 ~! e  m0 L7 U$ x
if your father-in-law is a poor man,; V+ O0 u/ `& i& J, H% b
it's your stupidity.
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& Q, F2 U2 U) i% l0 y6 L2 rI was born intelligent -+ ?1 p# }" ^' M! {0 s
education ruined me.
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! I( S- e. E0 P" {# Q! EPractice makes perfect....
  P) G1 L, P' YBut nobody's perfect......6 J8 Y# J/ V. n( Q# }
so why practice?0 H1 x: Y9 B7 y5 v4 h: O

: q5 y$ N; j; Y5 b- @' NIf it's true that we are here to help others,$ k, B3 Z: G7 u( h
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
1 I  Q7 C- x2 L6 Apeople appear bright until you hear them speak.  c# N7 T. y1 E# N" M3 K

- d3 X+ L  E8 I; Y# O* [How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?6 j2 e* w5 g5 r! u# L, s, M9 x5 r; Q

0 B1 x: _* D" ]3 U, u% G6 S; A1 nMoney is not everything." ~1 o2 N' v0 I6 u& I
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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* t8 a% K- H) U/ i+ e# g3 V6 Q# bOne should love animals.* f* S9 L+ K' a1 W6 @! ?6 d
They are so tasty.4 C* Z/ m+ S& \: x$ \1 \: p1 O
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
- D, T+ J1 ?( ?( b. ?4 AAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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0 e7 }% f# E  }( ~8 MEvery man should marry.* w+ p- g) G$ Q  u: H, j" |
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.
6 ~2 H) l" W8 n' k3 gand when they marry they become otherwise.6 ]! h& n; \* f
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Success is a relative term.
# q, B: \2 C% ~4 e, i2 ~" aIt brings so many relatives.6 }( n& U! T2 ?9 x2 c. Q2 U. [' V+ A
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Never put off the work till tomorrow, U8 Z9 d  M) i7 c4 `+ R: _
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
) ?1 P6 t1 {6 {So go to sleep0 @/ N. Z% D1 s2 o0 }

9 c- l$ }! c% d0 K: n/ l0 e% \There should be a better way to start a day& n+ L, a& ^, B9 `  E( ]
Than waking up every morning) u0 A( X' j+ L: Y
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"Hard work never killed anybody"7 J, v9 x6 ?2 O5 B# J9 H
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
$ i8 A5 v" I+ B4 V& h5 o( uI can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;$ L# ^  ~3 {0 l: L1 |$ w. d& ]5 t
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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  i3 P" S2 L6 v* R: G5 Y. s' xThe more you learn, the more you know,0 ^2 D. y1 s4 A, _8 S* S  ]5 O  D
The more you know, the more you forget5 N+ Z; _. M3 N8 v6 J* g5 C* P1 q
The more you forget, the less you know% h$ n6 j# \% [/ N# H2 |4 c2 K
So.. why learn.9 T3 I; t/ L( F, J1 l
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
/ C  T: e: ]: n, NA train station is where a train stops.
0 H# J$ Q7 ?& X( j6 p3 _On my desk, I have a work station....- x" l: L( }& X& M
what more can I say........6 T6 N9 s. D3 O
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发表于 2008-3-17 15:17 | 显示全部楼层
Hilarious!
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发表于 2008-3-17 16:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lol
8 v( W9 ?1 Q+ e2 j; Ulove it ^^
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