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1 i1 W% M) U; ^5 R$ e( fTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 1 A; l" ?* l" U+ I3 x$ Q1 e+ K
Maria: Here it is.
# s0 m# H' B6 r* }- [. c. ?Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 3 ~, v8 f2 P# K9 v. j
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
% a ~2 h' ]5 N- X: j1 G% P# vJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 9 V' Z; V" O6 Y& [/ X/ f) r0 f
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 2 m- s2 H( Q* W
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 0 b+ w N. C- m9 v
Teacher: No, that's wrong & e& L6 h9 t% d2 S& Y/ g
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 n4 T" J+ C& Z- ITeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' g; u) i' c6 vDonald: H I J K L M N O. 0 `. `5 Y6 D" v, l) U" {
Teacher: What are you talking about?
0 H# [+ U7 D9 L# u0 y- q1 Z9 G# }7 ^" QDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 9 y& R/ V1 @8 F! ~# x, ^
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ) o) s0 T7 }( Q3 }
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 b# ?+ |. [4 ^: Y; P7 g
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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: K8 I; N6 U1 w& F7 hTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
! }. q* t- z( ~8 UMillie: I is...
1 `+ g$ n; q; m# x4 k q. aTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
6 l- f# \! K9 ?9 w! x3 X! JMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." # L* N6 j( M7 [! r
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 7 `) \ W" b! Z6 ~7 g1 q
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. # Q" C5 v0 P' u1 z$ ]$ D" E0 Y
8 ]0 @% l& w+ L% s# [' S# TTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 Z2 K/ A8 _: v, F6 u* OSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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5 x" Y/ }& A% |+ ]( ~; bTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? + K8 n( a8 d# X, R8 |$ ^- E
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ! ~9 ?" {" v+ v# B- Q# O
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' x8 L- A, w" {+ U; XHarold: A teacher " B* G7 e' C. {; v
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