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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, Y3 G/ R) Q2 _/ y$ a$ X( j, _Maria: Here it is.
; R& ?0 J2 Y F0 k+ y: l$ {% ^Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 3 ?! y# p; U6 q+ D
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% I* N) ?9 o+ S+ ^5 s6 n/ KTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? : P9 t0 G' m3 b# q
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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& b3 `. _/ r+ t2 J. `Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" % I) T+ i8 h/ X) O
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
% P" J* F6 }, R& U: i# X* dTeacher: No, that's wrong
9 b3 |1 ^# g9 l$ L! jGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 x( c# d( d* a- H' ^Donald: H I J K L M N O. * K% m6 d- q2 K6 ?
Teacher: What are you talking about?
2 G/ U6 p g8 R$ NDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. / ]) r& J1 \; I2 g! ~( F
+ ^# Y& h; @' G" M E K- z5 }% u: vTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
' Y& ^$ d2 l3 l) bWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 0 F3 M/ ?3 S! N9 h. q6 ^# U
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
( a6 ?# ^4 v" ~) WMillie: I is...
! r0 P9 }4 A; o0 @! v: DTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 9 ]. n' v- r% \( ?/ x
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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?# U6 D6 J& ?6 g( \) fTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 4 \+ H/ o, w4 p& v3 y
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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" e/ r; Y& | u; pTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
( S4 a3 H2 ^! u( YSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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8 Q8 L4 g$ C% B6 O) D5 H5 FTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 2 e& @2 r& h- i8 ]0 B& d
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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, a' S8 q$ n; k$ fTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 e& @7 p. W( k3 h! ` Q" x" H7 I1 {Harold: A teacher
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