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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
4 p2 c5 ^& x4 f% M9 ?5 rMaria: Here it is.
' M2 E- c# x- C9 |; yTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
" I( k/ x3 {* M6 W3 ]Class: Maria. % Q" b" H' p% K
+ T f& I$ T( w1 [, {! H9 M* STeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + R% P5 S( w) O" `
John: You told me to do it without using tables. - J) q) u4 v) H$ E3 @5 w9 T
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" : K; D' j) N+ P/ l1 e' [
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" & C. v' y7 N& Q, @9 T
Teacher: No, that's wrong 9 }* [) k4 e, j' X8 r% j; m) P
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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, x/ }7 U& L. ^! b( _3 LTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? % K7 i' X: D6 ^8 Z$ [0 m
Donald: H I J K L M N O. * i1 C" d" R! E# U. G
Teacher: What are you talking about?
. g+ Q; u# i$ y" ]9 qDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. / K9 r$ \; i% l+ ~6 w( F/ A
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. % ]: t: Q# u- `, j$ @1 R2 y
Winnie: Me!
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' V7 d. H% n. Z f1 UTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ! C* E/ ~7 {$ n
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. / P8 i7 \3 K$ J) m$ c* s
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 L1 F5 k$ j( ~- F1 SMillie: I is...
; ]5 O6 N$ E4 t" Z& B! j3 hTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." n L2 }! k- M _. |4 D0 P
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ( G, q+ K# R- G2 k! f. b7 i
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 [! [8 c) J9 ?( N! vLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& l" d, y2 k: P: ~2 gSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , X* M4 L! \! ?+ p. k- q1 i! H' |
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 N! b3 P! i1 U* S# o8 M6 eClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? $ A& M y) |8 @) t* a* B
Harold: A teacher 3 ?' J, X/ @+ A9 `1 z8 d
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