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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ( q, K/ F% @, o$ F6 h* e2 B' D: i1 T( ?
Maria: Here it is.
" N$ f! r2 F6 dTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
+ a# e5 S$ c( Y& G7 Y) t6 GClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 t% d# t- q0 N( v' bJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
- ^/ u7 A3 J' G' g# h) B5 e0 rGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
5 E% t4 t- s6 D! PTeacher: No, that's wrong
$ [5 ~( f9 O3 s* rGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. , i, d! p1 ?9 X8 F
) |5 k& \5 h' lTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 V( k+ w( Q0 m- t- i9 k- zDonald: H I J K L M N O.
+ ~$ I+ l4 W1 C& M7 H/ GTeacher: What are you talking about? $ v& @. {6 h* V+ h V: f% O
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, a# D7 K5 w1 s: j0 l; P& ?Winnie: Me!
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# T9 t) u3 q- n- R0 P wTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? # @! `. t# Q+ e3 O* x# {
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
2 s; F1 h/ S' |3 w: u# C/ J; wMillie: I is... & ~& P+ C5 E0 E3 A1 T
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
2 z7 ?0 U3 d: `Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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6 Q2 m, k) N% h( Z L7 ?9 Y: kTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? + H) @3 ] C0 ?0 F: R) A4 F: Z* v5 p
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. , u* w; Q, R; \( X, h5 R: t3 j
( f1 t/ w. P( _+ t$ @: ?/ Y! nTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 o0 H: _2 h' H0 h/ JSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 7 Q. ~3 x$ O1 k u6 [1 z5 M4 p9 O
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( c/ A) Q7 y( H! P, nClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ( c6 S, v7 I7 e
Harold: A teacher ; ^6 z% Y5 V. ~+ ]0 P/ W$ T
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