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' j) {5 a1 Z: c/ ]7 c$ f4 HTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, B3 ]7 j5 D* k+ Z8 oMaria: Here it is. 0 g" [! e4 }3 Z( L6 w/ |
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ( u( J/ Y* J& N
Class: Maria. 1 a: u$ t. {3 e! G
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
% h! ^# p3 x6 EJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 5 e9 n+ \1 }6 @0 a0 e8 R
( k, J! H0 _, s% u6 CTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
9 r" b+ ^* P( d7 M4 FGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 0 V6 m: ^: |' |1 `2 t- J& l
Teacher: No, that's wrong
, Z" P- g8 H' o- {5 k9 XGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 8 y: R. X2 Z) }# c Y
# _7 g; M/ p. o, T7 q3 G. Z9 MTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 0 n* b9 k! H) L& w9 E7 k
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 3 z9 X, f9 O( w
Teacher: What are you talking about? 2 Y, w3 F! a' j0 c" t# v# R8 w7 \
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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6 l- ]5 U' i$ E/ dTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ R7 v: d1 c( t" h5 H, M2 {Winnie: Me! , t. `, Y( G1 Y+ o$ L% H6 }6 z; K
9 G3 t' K& t3 z1 v; i7 jTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( K+ k) o3 ^! T* w5 `Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. " L* a6 `* E- W* k `' o
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
2 h6 `9 ?' s& G, P3 ~4 VMillie: I is... 6 B! ^- C, R# o+ f! q5 L, ~
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." - Y I& m" M& O# D1 z2 ]4 R
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." # a2 A, ?5 H9 d7 b( Y
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? * r8 u( z& `' N
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. - p+ ^) X4 W M1 y+ x
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 7 K N% K4 f+ [9 t
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 3 G" }! V% q; Y
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? $ p) @; `* J$ M+ D2 ^
Harold: A teacher
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