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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
8 f& Q- j% Y* Z/ @) X; j& YMaria: Here it is.
( N0 d; w% a: [0 L$ @) G; yTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ! F% P( o" |, w9 E# ]. h
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
8 ]- S Y2 i* N1 }( Y, B" tJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 3 j% w0 N, i. ?. A! `' ]
" H l* E* m: b6 O# Z3 YTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 6 j" T& R6 f1 f
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 O: z# u3 M7 e3 F3 O+ Z/ _
Teacher: No, that's wrong
: g. O; t. Z- X; u) `2 rGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ( F* X$ W5 f+ a7 M8 Q! {. v2 p' y
' \+ ~1 [3 V* c. MTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 7 r# l5 o. Z: _- u8 ]
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ; a, Q8 c' K+ d, ^5 _% ^: I/ X
Teacher: What are you talking about? 4 @0 U1 }( G/ }; E/ ]4 `; H; ^
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 8 r% l/ L. o4 X* K+ @% b4 ]3 B
/ I- m. j) U7 _8 OTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
& c( w* s- o/ }! `% AWinnie: Me! ( f* I. f! ^, p
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, g2 A6 u `; m3 uGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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- K6 D5 |& y' |! c% P H5 ITeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
8 s1 n& W6 S' ?Millie: I is... ' F! [- Y; D0 K1 j$ H0 h
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
6 z3 a/ p2 R5 A2 c5 [; SMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." " ?1 Y2 t; M h3 x0 v2 u
6 x1 {5 F- F/ h9 ^7 zTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 `/ V6 t) g( l2 @6 nLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 L* Y+ P' o* {+ P6 U- fSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ( v; U7 J$ k% Q! W4 D6 f
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ( N3 r1 _% n( ?9 t# N6 g
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. & `' W8 N" z1 M* B
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? : {- m& y/ A$ L
Harold: A teacher 1 M7 J/ e; w! e9 w! x+ c" d% l$ D
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