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9 b& c) n' W" `: D5 l6 H8 \4 Z+ Y# vTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 3 V! f \- O1 H
Maria: Here it is.
5 w5 T. E0 m2 L# F8 Q# S2 ^9 |, iTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
; w% ~, m) l f- T3 zClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
% L+ p, F& ]+ e4 k1 Q' hJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ) C: ^6 d: @" Y' d, \' U" J
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
. Z( j# O( \# y! vGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
" k! U# F- Y8 h V; \Teacher: No, that's wrong
( ]- k3 F+ K" r9 q1 F1 R: RGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 3 t* Y: U6 p) x# M5 Z; W+ a' [, R
5 \& R9 d' j% x: R4 N# PTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 A2 |/ X: S# i: U5 t: \9 NDonald: H I J K L M N O.
$ b3 ?" [5 }: y! @! Y* ?) |. w- oTeacher: What are you talking about? 4 r( k' q# S; `2 u3 J t
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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5 r1 B& Y8 R2 T vTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
5 W2 k' `6 n2 F3 C$ |2 qWinnie: Me!
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2 q( a( p& h8 t( ]Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- M6 G) m, E* D7 C- b* X) i# K; AGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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$ O/ a% G) ^8 V# X4 w KTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
& k7 d6 q2 o% |# i+ m+ m: D6 VMillie: I is...
7 l/ C+ u! ^/ v; Z: W7 R0 f1 V4 F5 R3 ATeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." / B" c! b. Y5 _; s' F0 O6 [
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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2 A4 g/ f- |5 G8 |Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 W- A Y; E# j t4 r. r: DLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. & \0 z5 n8 t4 v. I6 [
/ d2 }; _" n5 gTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? w+ m3 ~, S4 _) P7 l1 H$ R
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ' I! j. d2 g& I7 h" C
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ m6 l- w% `1 b% JClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? _8 {% G G- p; c b& f, p* K* F
Harold: A teacher
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