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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 8 c6 f9 Z/ H( d
Maria: Here it is.
6 N& G- t. k6 S( u& u- {) ETeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ( b$ a5 ?8 T8 j& ^2 c2 C" }
Class: Maria. 3 L+ ^) S T: T6 j$ d
1 f: s- s* a. k6 `& B; sTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? " P5 v7 \' j- E% I0 H1 i' {
John: You told me to do it without using tables. , M2 }1 ?7 @- m; \, T" c
6 D" Z2 Z6 F9 v# `Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
3 m; ~0 a; B! \, a& DGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
4 J% T' f( ]2 v4 `Teacher: No, that's wrong
9 @) o, @. @+ e' K8 OGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
; {7 \0 B4 q0 |) UDonald: H I J K L M N O. 9 Y/ p/ R: C8 R% j
Teacher: What are you talking about? # Q) {8 [$ }. Q8 H- [5 p8 V, l
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. $ d/ U1 L1 w$ }5 k( ]
1 C4 ]! H2 i# a) oTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. - i' K1 ]# v) V+ M7 e* Y5 e
Winnie: Me! / R. b4 @ G2 T8 P/ s
9 ?% i' F+ |/ s1 I" z7 ^( TTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' i, A3 \* V+ c$ b+ a& OGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ) Y# L8 J( f+ G6 u( R8 h
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." . q- |; j, x5 L& {8 r
Millie: I is... ( |( q& w; e% q) n: Z
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 6 i1 _8 ^& P" S+ A+ i4 C
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 0 G: J/ N& h3 i2 A
# h3 k' P/ t% O! ~% I0 u. gTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) [9 A2 j8 L/ a4 Y3 x, o( _Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. , ^1 f+ Q7 v, u; U6 I0 }* ^
. j7 b8 Q& P7 o5 i z U* u% ^Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! ~* T+ H9 C5 ^+ s/ ~( g! m/ x
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. # e$ J2 b! G$ s0 T2 y6 r# J, I
9 {( E+ a( x0 p1 p9 JTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ ~- T4 y6 J7 a$ G8 f! MClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 5 f* ^! i6 b7 _' O
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 2 y$ t- C0 x& V1 V: Q
Harold: A teacher ( C! C X; Q, Z7 Q" l/ G- V3 h7 E
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