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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
( j3 I9 [; k- w- l; D* I; HThe girl said: NO!'
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2 p6 s3 `/ u4 V) G) E! h6 hAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
8 C2 g9 R) B1 D8 V: H- a! D: vDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
9 X2 u% _8 j5 x* V N6 jHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
' e- v" k3 h0 V( x0 ~8 x# @" nGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had* K* a/ q) X0 C( [4 U7 F
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
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High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
6 |! O" T5 B- |6 oSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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