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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'2 J v$ @ H0 q
The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,6 l& _) ^% ~7 ^1 f2 A+ o
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never) [& u' Q4 k" r, N5 ]; E. h4 s0 \9 B0 u
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
0 _( u3 V$ k. m! _& b5 rGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had9 t8 N2 u) ]6 K& o2 ]
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched5 o7 ?4 e* j/ I# T2 K
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had) _9 `3 }+ T+ [: U
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in1 a4 A& \& ^- k* e O- J
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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