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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
# f9 Z3 a9 J2 C& @$ _; F9 pThe girl said: NO!'4 E& X% f ]% n3 }* V9 ?% \9 S- Q
& m# D4 a( _' |1 b' bAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
* g" O! T% D6 p2 Q; |( _% rDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
( Z) W' f. _# z+ W& j, e/ qHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't3 o" w; Q( m! X9 d) c, e7 ?: O
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
* j9 F P V; U% G# ^& R. I" @1 s HAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
+ ^/ K% Y- c0 iSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had/ I6 q" J' `& u8 c
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
2 R& h# u2 b8 J$ \ bSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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, G. z" v# X8 Q6 XThe End |
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