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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
, y& |( k/ r9 F# @) o, iThe girl said: NO!'
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- S# {* @9 B0 ]: Y; J& m7 VAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
' ?! Y4 N0 X( G7 }# q2 f wDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
! C0 b3 r7 }$ @. n0 b3 IHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
0 V1 x: V. w$ ^, m' kGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had$ H) C; _1 }- p+ { w
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched k- }- P/ o3 U) M
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
. U5 B* l4 r* a! nHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
8 \; G" A% b# {) Z* q" CSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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