 鲜花( 1)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'* @% ~9 [1 q: C4 y
The girl said: NO!'
+ g( U# e/ G. }" k8 @ k! e3 I" h4 ~/ o
And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,1 n. I- }! \% E, R1 }, {
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never; C" i6 g/ [- c5 r; `0 {% c
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
8 d! u9 S, Y% t' R) {Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had) ^( z* w* n: i7 Y7 y) d9 i; R
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
z: ?) L$ }# F sSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
5 G: U' f/ j# p3 W: i# oHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in' R1 M, `% X# Z
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.+ [" i9 i# I2 ^! T1 V
' ~* ~- C( o; k$ @The End |
|