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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
( j3 I9 [; k- w- l; D* I; HThe girl said: NO!'
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2 p6 s3 `/ u4 V) G) E! h6 hAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
8 C2 g9 R) B1 D8 V: H- a! D: vDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
9 X2 u% _8 j5 x* V  N6 jHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
' e- v" k3 h0 V( x0 ~8 x# @" nGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had* K* a/ q) X0 C( [4 U7 F
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
: L- D4 k$ c* ^+ iSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had& k# q$ A+ v# [% |" u$ I9 N3 e
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
6 |! O" T5 B- |6 oSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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The End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 9 B- L/ b' O+ H" Z! c! \
What does this story mean?
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Meaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表 5 ^( w7 _: ?' R7 K) i( |" q% H
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......

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Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
0 z/ a9 T6 N5 ^6 AWhat does this story mean?
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老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny* i$ }6 J: D/ n* [* E7 `. a2 s
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...& Z7 n7 t( o; ^" s2 p
And her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...
7 N4 J* ?* [8 Y  F% mAnd her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...1 X. @$ l' {7 S+ [/ J7 [8 q5 K4 K
And her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表
1 q) k4 f1 a! t+ |2 \5 C! mWhat does this story mean?

# N- T" R- C& O' r" D8 dyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表
% q9 i; r( B# ]2 E; |8 ?9 M% [you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!

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% N. v) Q( U9 c3 `+ J/ w8 g3 C# L赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
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, Y- P) J, |0 V1 t老杨的这句英文说的好
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Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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