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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'! ~# ^# L6 `: K; v0 r# @1 W
The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
( o ~8 m; w R. \1 Q3 l: v) lDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
; L2 o0 x& K" x) u8 IHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
$ R1 R2 Y2 b1 C2 x5 z, @Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had2 T; |6 S& n% f+ U4 V' s8 @/ Z
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched' }0 E; x8 h/ a3 R1 k" U% T
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had5 v* S! A8 V q2 w
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
7 ]4 M. i1 k, @: `" S; gSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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