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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'5 j5 g5 a" S6 S& s+ S* A- @0 d j
The girl said: NO!'3 @, v0 N2 }4 ^* x2 |% K% p
9 ]1 M$ T4 z4 Z% E' ~And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
7 U4 ^ k& k# s1 Z% ]) F' FDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
) }$ K/ O( r1 G7 W! PHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't; B2 {0 L r" {) Y. s+ r" [
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had3 G. _- Y0 E4 i ?& g
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched: P4 C) F) o# z) v N5 w0 K1 Y* x
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had3 M* K5 k/ _/ E G; i5 W
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in: E* K% ^* [' j, A9 u
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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