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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'0 q' M: X& q- \0 F1 |5 g0 I$ i
The girl said: NO!'" [, U) F7 M. w
9 z' S6 W& p! O" y# I9 ]And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,: e) r3 j2 |$ k) {
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
1 s+ w# N* Q) H' `- T- JHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
1 b1 y5 t% T/ r OGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
. L8 @/ @" i: y" U/ tAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
% [ B0 E1 b0 D' k7 c# TSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had9 }0 g# g4 `$ b L# {! p
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in3 B, E" x; C4 d+ h/ p! [1 y
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time., c2 J; F; x! F8 }
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