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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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/ A, w! d6 \" E3 ~9 q8 ]; HBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the# [* J& n2 m- y6 I& f, y
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
: N) E' O1 w$ }) vBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and4 s9 l/ [: ]2 B: ~2 k: C9 ^$ A
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.+ i. B* _' m; z
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
& ]1 {1 w1 E. j S" FHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be- N: V/ X' L1 O; F0 R+ O
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be) t* M- G+ A3 T0 M
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....; i% E4 w% @4 G
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
6 K2 ^3 G# e1 s: m4 X1 FI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains" G$ w9 j. z4 ]8 [6 L n
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that1 l' Z+ V3 o8 y/ u: Q; W& r- M
read:
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: N& W5 g! M: k6 j2 R"Dear Son.........
- v2 |" H( R/ i$ OI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
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that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
, n% _ ^6 T8 F( c( mgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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