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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
" `- \2 k0 c8 g" `5 ucourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
" C; D7 G" t/ Y! `Brians' roommate Stephanie was./ p) K6 P9 S% q5 `
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
$ U- {' [% q3 l- ^4 u+ UStephanie and this had only made her more curious.4 O/ [ B2 d6 q) z
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be6 g/ M y. d {% U, I
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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/ c& i. i- z2 x4 tAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
7 X. f# M( x2 o1 _your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver0 N3 t* V. R: J
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"2 t' y6 g! q: r; a L
- d0 L) ~- h0 b; l5 YBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
9 w' M6 N$ a1 B) ZI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and6 ?; ]2 ~. Z/ M0 o- N8 \5 u1 S
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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4 k/ v# z( q$ w0 rSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that1 s- i, W" n7 F
read:
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1 c4 p6 ]: R) Y5 t3 G8 r# S"Dear Son........." N3 X' a P l4 v) D+ r" g
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
5 c9 c4 x" q5 ssaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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