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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
3 `6 m9 x4 k+ N6 o- z0 qcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful9 e5 N2 V+ u+ g( R# w4 z( {
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
6 S3 }9 e6 k: A3 F$ fStephanie and this had only made her more curious., t: W8 b7 K: X
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.% M. P7 i- x& W6 h2 V1 S) [) k
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met5 g: b' U" K U) k6 M& Q* o
the eye.' P2 m; Z5 Y5 b8 B* K' j5 H& ^# _
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be* x9 f- n! a, g# u+ N/ ]1 T2 h
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
F( [( n; a: w0 N0 yyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
7 j9 G1 ~8 N7 x ?7 `. l0 u8 Igravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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! r: X' U P: ^! VHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
; u% c. A2 }3 h7 g0 m: e( BI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and M7 Z8 ]: _. x" v7 y/ ]0 J' }
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
6 c$ k6 D9 x! [that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".% H. e* d1 m" ? ?9 W; m
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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4 Q. G( M; @ D# t$ I0 i"Dear Son.........
' _7 Z* \2 ?3 c) n3 a: XI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
3 ^1 A$ s) H! y# @# Y$ M5 j* Xsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
; z7 p$ ?/ c( n+ I5 ]: Ythat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
! e% m. T2 Z/ i& q0 ygravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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