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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!4 `' K# K5 g5 k$ ~
5 N$ W7 x3 ]1 v' e1 _Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the6 u9 c' d6 ^- m. X& {% _' G
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
7 b9 D3 C q0 O3 nBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
9 |' R% k/ R( vStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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7 i0 G: j e$ ?( L, E5 r, j2 wOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
2 L; ~: x- W: P# x UHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met1 z; t) V" R$ d' e& l7 [
the eye.
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% D: D7 p( O# J. y# e0 R5 yReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
5 k( c \: j8 Z1 {! J7 \* `0 rthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since% @4 T" \- N1 t' A9 d, Q- Y' A
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver* l( }! J( q' L; ?8 O3 Y
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"- Z8 Y. I: Q _: Y2 b
+ p" C. t Q6 T. ~, nBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be3 k4 P. y7 s# I, u% K: K8 Z& ~
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
0 v+ a' N A% N: `4 b6 R$ aI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
) y* ]2 G$ c) YI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains' ?# _0 o7 b/ W* Y1 b) w' ~2 e$ d
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".. x5 O2 l' Q, G. i0 |3 J- e1 R5 ]
h' f: V4 n; F4 }( c& c/ QSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that2 h+ G& b9 z) `7 W
read:3 |: D. ~+ [- y! _4 U M+ z
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"Dear Son.........9 k5 n4 F$ [' i+ x
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not, n2 c( I( z6 o
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains* t& ^. V+ t& o/ K+ u0 P/ G) M3 Z. E
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver% d8 {2 z2 N3 N3 d0 r+ x$ h s
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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