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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!9 b0 h+ y: `, S& J/ `+ j* Y9 F0 Z
& D [! Z% B" S3 B+ H! uBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.7 }0 \& X- F8 Q
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
5 [& S- @0 h6 @1 H" UStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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: w+ Q# b+ c6 @7 ^0 vOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.$ s5 P( E3 p3 n0 S7 p4 B5 c6 _
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
: K8 \3 R6 }: y/ z* wthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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" G4 l$ W* l. E$ @About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
4 B$ u5 ]6 ]5 kyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
9 G2 ^: ?" {( kgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....' R8 G8 Y( V# l. S( O9 a k% R- k, F
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
+ p! a' J6 V* [' f; wI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains4 X# c$ y, M1 v0 t
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that+ b* d5 ?" O8 {1 s; X! P
read:1 u$ J; Z# j+ l0 J! f" S
' c" T% v4 Z; j& K9 J$ g- S"Dear Son.........
9 V1 x! Q x3 w0 A- q& w& DI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
( A: b# P& X0 C4 B s: B4 N0 jsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
5 O0 k# d3 C! h( x, s7 M+ X' Othat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
z/ ]* N; b0 D) Rgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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