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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
! ?8 H; l% M, Y" z1 O- f/ `4 Pcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
0 C7 }6 b, s) Q3 V" Z. G( ?( t$ _Brians' roommate Stephanie was.: `& K% k3 V, }4 U ] x) t) y2 ^& e
2 J7 x u x# G+ p0 v2 j7 OMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
8 M. {. {& l, |# n' Z# E' iStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.7 G6 S/ @4 Q+ b( c! V$ y
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
5 B! S8 X! x V+ q% z1 Ythe eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
! l; E. i2 S- E0 o% F& u: cthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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0 s; i/ v3 n3 b/ j) p% z, n uAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
. ^; ~: q" B+ f7 uyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
* I' |1 i! R" O3 E) i( wgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"; A9 w) O& @9 {# c
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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) e% F9 r Z& R7 g; O: q( rHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
; M" d. w* N9 U. v' y* F: QI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and' E. d' k( V5 T z# u/ ]
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
6 X8 X$ l$ r+ _that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".4 }: A) h5 K* c* V1 t) c" v
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that+ z$ I7 p6 q e6 A5 z% Q) \
read:
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; y1 ]% r! `; h1 `5 Q+ u/ t7 N6 Z"Dear Son.........9 u5 a) z* _" \
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not7 \9 I, Z P. J8 p. |" h- z
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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