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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
( y2 J- P4 a/ U# X7 S- B, o% Dcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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7 p6 [" ?$ j& v# s4 F( ^Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
. g7 R, A2 p% C ]* t' z2 FHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met: D* w) r+ Z" i% N9 f6 g5 k) k9 r
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be- [2 q4 M. }( ^
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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; ~, p; O# |" T4 _( N' s6 k, I* x0 t- N x' `About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since/ z Y; L+ |- Q; G4 F
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver4 }* \! U: v/ v0 s! g0 f
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?") }& W$ i$ y' N0 c
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....2 N# R; n5 f @5 r! J! @; o6 q' w
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
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that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
! M8 v; ^/ Y% p8 c" c' \0 UI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not2 }0 U0 K m' z. W9 {. \2 [
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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