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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.% b+ c; x, d6 m
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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+ b, {( T9 H+ V& @8 C2 h. WOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.( r4 }! N1 p2 {" q
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
1 [- @8 X# U+ I5 ~) @4 n" U8 x5 ^thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."! Y. G2 v: S( W6 u% ]* ~
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since2 s1 L4 j1 B, @5 C* R* X$ i, S2 R, B& \3 B
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver# y Z3 K5 m/ ^
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?", k8 N" X, [+ Q1 A: n: ]
% A% X6 M# W. W8 c* z9 v# s# mBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be9 Z: y4 O$ v4 `% S2 [4 ^! P! s
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....7 }5 B+ J, m! q5 L; I+ V
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and" V. i: D% A% e Y& U
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains1 @5 k" I" ]3 D5 w
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian". v0 q# H& G: S# |
% @- l3 i) f. f- l R: _) N4 eSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that9 I% T U! q) G6 a+ F
read:
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"Dear Son.........- G: y! L7 h7 y: W- G7 u
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
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that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver7 b# `: B D/ I: ~5 F
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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