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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!; N/ y* x* }; v# Z& ?
: l9 A$ _ Q7 }& cBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
* S7 E6 o3 }! r/ |- b; L9 `9 fcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
7 ?* T4 T; t: i4 HStephanie and this had only made her more curious.) K9 s+ [# J& I7 X$ G6 C
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.' \- @' |1 A0 b5 v) h0 d
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met$ e+ I# `2 L; S2 [7 u* r
the eye." [4 z( Q% n4 t* ~' z; O
! S8 `# q# C2 A# h+ `. |Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be) ] O [) y/ M4 Q/ }
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since5 i0 [& a7 v8 M5 W6 c" S4 N
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
+ a+ Y5 S: k) L- @! D3 a" F" ^gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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! ?& R5 E7 `# v( c2 k" zBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....+ b; E! w8 M8 M4 n* _% X. @
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
6 \1 n' A1 Z' Y$ Y+ k! i; J: N7 cI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains3 L! h- a8 N" b3 @1 ]$ X
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son........./ D& c1 a; @7 ~+ b' ?( p# ~
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not9 s! Q% U4 K" b7 K9 z* _ ~
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains) O7 E( P6 k3 q
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
/ M, a( N, T- q$ O" u" W* @/ Ygravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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