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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!2 r9 T, A3 w9 q. t: |$ y
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the$ V1 [: N: G. m0 r- _: T* _( R* I0 O
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful7 P- X! N3 v$ A: C. W
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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) V4 G; e/ d& h2 MMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
h0 I8 N# T% G' hStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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2 z# }% j1 }* M2 ~Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.6 h) N1 ]7 _- R/ z
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
: U' k# s2 Y0 c" [2 {thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."+ J( ?4 q" ^* Z% F0 o1 R
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since9 y) f/ R, u1 H# j2 T
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
' H& l0 x$ I4 L: ~ j3 }3 o5 tgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
E# W, k; _. Z% p: `I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and0 b& b' ~& ?1 |# z
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
4 H) m9 Z; u# m9 R+ s9 ethat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".. a. F/ N* r+ Z& Y
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that) x1 S3 h" b1 G9 L) F
read:
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; j; S$ {5 C1 m' b"Dear Son.........
, t8 q* a, O) h9 C& ZI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not' p' k& w, g2 D: a9 d: \
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains& e6 s3 [( Z0 H
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
) ^ e& g! Y4 n" R5 H( U! cgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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