A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the 5 k5 |1 x0 ^# \0 n5 K& o# e
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manager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!" ) n( }+ `" E# u5 R2 J ' s; t( t; l+ \- e; g7 L P) kThen the panda said "Hey! 9 a& Q4 v' R* g" U1 M/ y$ D' L5 L* @
I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the 3 C b+ u& q# T$ G9 G- d; D6 I
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manager got home, he did. The dictionary 9 t/ o( ?$ ^. n- k- z; k1 N4 k# r! k$ z3 a# K0 J- R
said
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"Eats shoots and leaves" - }' I3 p6 j! i& N
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shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击 ) f6 a5 ]" A+ ^9 lleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开& K- q1 B& ^0 a ?0 c# w
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了" ( H" Z% b1 I- _0 g3 M& P: D$ R觉的是个扣字眼的 ...
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, g# W- L2 z7 J+ i, yhow smart you are! q6 {' H# G5 o- ?9 n0 CI was wondering what east shoots meant until I read yours. `$ t ~& f1 }# D5 p; Y
Good understanding!# D _+ q! C* Q) }
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eats, shoots, and leaves!
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