A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
windows, then began to leave the deli, the
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Then the panda said "Hey!

: ^# V% H5 c# ]: aI'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the
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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
0 i( k) `+ o$ v1 |  V% Vdoes it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

"Eats shoots and leaves"

shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
5 m& [1 C# L! B6 u8 p. wleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
+ a, I: j* z: f* G- y觉的是个扣字眼的笑话.
不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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"Eats shoots and leaves"
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6 v# Q# u4 I$ qshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
7 H7 a( E9 o0 r& wleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
7 m3 E/ Z1 w* a7 _$ i# a% N1 }这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

( Q% @+ f. q0 _; vRight on. Up up.

小美猪

想知道~~

織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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% \) u; C) z3 ]  ]' ?& l# U* ["Eats shoots and leaves"
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shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
& d/ q/ \5 h4 c+ K' C& jleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
2 r) i5 n8 P; Y: G% F! a5 B觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

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' {3 W8 F8 y2 i+ }6 dhow smart you are!
+ p4 e- y# Z) t  @, T( r: b7 J( qI was wondering what east shoots meant until I read yours.
5 D0 x$ F# n; b, p& B0 K7 }Good understanding!

eats, shoots, and leaves!

9527

Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
fuuny
old joke~~~~~~   one year ago~

没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

奔驰发动机

1# 没心没肺
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see see

propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

1# 没心没肺
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what's the next?

jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

海阔天空

cg666

1# 没心没肺

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