A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
windows, then began to leave the deli, the
9 s. A6 h2 @0 j7 i1 J) A/ Mmanager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!"

Then the panda said "Hey!
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I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the
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manager got home, he did. The dictionary
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said

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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
7 h, ^( n+ f; o5 m; O' Kdoes it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

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# X  V- n% n0 d/ _) y"Eats shoots and leaves"
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shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的笑话.
不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表

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+ C2 q2 R0 x9 A+ ?. ~% q% c- C"Eats shoots and leaves"
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shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
8 K2 w( X2 O. Q4 D4 \2 Jleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
- R( v2 d5 \1 K) J这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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Right on. Up up.

小美猪

想知道~~

織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表

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"Eats shoots and leaves"
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shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
+ i: `. u0 v$ `  Q0 l4 n4 xleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

how smart you are!
7 u( e# f2 t( g5 G9 h9 E1 q& _: I* |- wI was wondering what east shoots meant until I read yours.
Good understanding!
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9527

Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
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5 r! l* z5 U+ _9 }old joke~~~~~~   one year ago~

没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

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propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

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jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

海阔天空

cg666

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