A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
windows, then began to leave the deli, the
manager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!"

' L& c: y* x; x6 u6 FThen the panda said "Hey!
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manager got home, he did. The dictionary
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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

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9 Y/ D( F* ~6 d# ]$ @shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
! n- J5 D- B. L1 p6 E6 y+ B3 y& s这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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" j: e6 j7 f# [$ G不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表


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0 X4 v4 l6 S  h& Q# j- G6 A$ s, \9 dshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
, u3 u" m9 t1 V( r  N3 T这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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% P2 K! ?5 Q7 p7 B/ W5 ARight on. Up up.

小美猪

想知道~~

織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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0 e: R' h% J6 j"Eats shoots and leaves"
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4 j8 }$ M6 @- O& I7 L, J; ?shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
1 }( H! q( K+ A* T( e" u% ~5 Uleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
" u) o0 K! o$ Y) S7 A这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

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how smart you are!
I was wondering what east shoots meant until I read yours.
Good understanding!
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9527

Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
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old joke~~~~~~   one year ago~

没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

奔驰发动机

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see see

propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

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jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

海阔天空

cg666

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see see