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A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the ! y2 t. Y! j9 j$ T5 X6 I9 g
windows, then began to leave the deli, the
1 Y8 D) y4 o. C3 l5 s Kmanager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!"
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4 K: Q- O. K, r9 m0 { u( G9 oThen the panda said "Hey!
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I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the . P6 f5 l/ g" Q6 U1 @0 r
# G) q! \' M# Wmanager got home, he did. The dictionary
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