A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
windows, then began to leave the deli, the
manager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!"
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Then the panda said "Hey!
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I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the
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manager got home, he did. The dictionary

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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

"Eats shoots and leaves"
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shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
$ u& N- O6 s( i) R9 G& t# f  B这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的笑话.
6 C. E7 }6 }- F. `  e( f/ ]不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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"Eats shoots and leaves"

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/ G" z$ I1 H5 w+ Q2 eleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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Right on. Up up.

小美猪

想知道~~

織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表

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"Eats shoots and leaves"

, O( U' n- _( W/ w! {6 u: qshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
: r: F4 r+ D8 S' S6 }这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

how smart you are!
  Z3 z1 C" d; U( yI was wondering what east shoots meant until I read yours.
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eats, shoots, and leaves!

9527

Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
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old joke~~~~~~   one year ago~

没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

奔驰发动机

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propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

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* U0 c1 @0 K! h5 J( w. Pwhat's the next?

jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

海阔天空

cg666

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