A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
windows, then began to leave the deli, the
manager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!"
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I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the
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manager got home, he did. The dictionary
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said

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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
7 ^' u* G: d; Y! a  I' J3 Z. |does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

7 ~2 E) a/ F$ G" \0 D$ \, D  B" l"Eats shoots and leaves"

- a/ X: o- l4 z# ~* dshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的笑话.
7 k5 `+ V4 S: _5 X4 R. }/ e. V不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表


"Eats shoots and leaves"

' l5 |1 L6 u& k, C8 s! \% K1 w! fshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
& b: m) a5 J; w! @' Nleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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Right on. Up up.

小美猪

想知道~~

織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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"Eats shoots and leaves"

# ~" W4 [# i; Q7 `& o; Q" r+ q! Zshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
6 E8 l8 Y8 U6 _; r5 s% Pleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
( R( F# o7 y, D这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

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how smart you are!
2 P( H! R: e8 H7 i7 t' T* oI was wondering what east shoots meant until I read yours.
: a5 |8 d5 e' H" l7 x" s1 q/ PGood understanding!
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6 D8 U9 X2 b- w) m7 \eats, shoots, and leaves!

9527

Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
fuuny
- u( r& ^% |( {/ W- M0 \! t0 ~old joke~~~~~~   one year ago~

没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

奔驰发动机

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propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

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; s# a( w4 O$ Ywhat's the next?

jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

海阔天空

cg666

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see see