A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
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manager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!"
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6 _" a8 s+ l& C$ J3 T( H# YThen the panda said "Hey!
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5 ^% m0 t) h5 N7 W5 ]  |! S* II'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the
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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

2 H+ l* m0 P" W"Eats shoots and leaves"

- ~+ C# ?% l  h% c' Dshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
% B' a+ T+ @6 [; u1 I, g4 Yleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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# f' c3 e) S" G. E$ E/ p4 g3 C不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表

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"Eats shoots and leaves"

, w, `2 P" e$ Y1 T& c0 o+ f" zshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
  ?, X7 S: @# e# k. L9 Q  F& @3 cleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
: I# |1 }) G- d$ J4 a% I5 Z5 V5 n这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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' @, d; Q$ o4 j" t: q. rRight on. Up up.

小美猪

想知道~~

織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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! k' p' A4 y2 V  \. B/ w* v& T"Eats shoots and leaves"
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shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
1 I* A6 ^; O, q9 O* V3 I9 j: Pleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
' w" e3 D8 F! p# W这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

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how smart you are!
1 r' x! g* o$ J, f# F4 `I was wondering what east shoots meant until I read yours.
. v  h0 ~* u2 CGood understanding!
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9527

Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
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old joke~~~~~~   one year ago~

没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

奔驰发动机

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propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

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jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

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cg666

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