A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
windows, then began to leave the deli, the
manager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!"
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0 `' d8 A. o. n6 n9 X, w1 [) bI'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the
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manager got home, he did. The dictionary

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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
9 |  \  g! M% B/ qdoes it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

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( T1 e' p! l$ v( \# x7 T"Eats shoots and leaves"

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. j& v- {4 S0 M, Vleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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3 Z6 }4 s3 U+ t# o不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表


0 P7 E" q  y  G"Eats shoots and leaves"

; E' B1 U$ Q, I8 `1 s# V& |, J  Qshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
2 ^" m, z. i2 q5 [1 o1 h% y: ^leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

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小美猪

想知道~~

織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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; V  f8 H# q% ~2 A# ]9 j+ mshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
4 z0 d2 r5 x7 |  y; Eleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

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how smart you are!
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Good understanding!
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eats, shoots, and leaves!

9527

Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
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old joke~~~~~~   one year ago~

没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

奔驰发动机

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propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

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what's the next?

jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

海阔天空

cg666

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