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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day
+ C0 O. ?3 }* W; Qand said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
. i g; P5 M# l& b+ y/ ~% Dslept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got
* q+ N: h0 c. F' l/ z; hto sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'7 i' v7 s5 J: r
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'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma
9 s/ g1 ^# q$ ]+ Lscreen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me9 |; O# c& r2 @5 T$ d* {8 ?7 {
that you're not holding up your side of things.') [ W+ ?. s0 Z, e& T9 ^
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot6 e9 f" S( E: x/ |
25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would, e" r1 }3 U N$ | }: g& ?
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping) _. c7 d" A/ C) f. `
on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in0 X9 O) S2 e7 T' N0 P6 W/ b
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