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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day
# u/ o! V* o. E0 j8 X" x) O+ }% Rand said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
& v- m! c) t1 u% ]# f7 l' gslept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got. l6 ~' j, q7 t/ V2 A" O
to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
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1 M! q/ |- T8 n7 x'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma2 { p) j5 N- C+ o- J, u, g
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me3 S0 W2 f- q' Z9 w7 B. y' l
that you're not holding up your side of things.'" Q4 L) J( C5 x3 ~# X$ t6 E; F* r
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
3 {* \/ S- S" u/ S8 p3 L25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
2 ~0 I6 x! s) p( f+ Honce again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping- j U# \5 }' Z0 ^& `+ }
on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
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# n* ^" U) k: G* f8 uAren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in' A! f, H1 t8 \/ k
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