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Marriage viewpoint
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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day, W4 T5 L8 _" E) ?' F) N! q
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,1 C% i8 m# W- e5 O5 c) l
slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got, D# i; C. m; D3 Z% t) R
to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'0 u2 z- N0 U+ W% }
9 i: v; |8 m' X8 [1 E'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma
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that you're not holding up your side of things.'
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot9 p, d! j( i. Y! E, X
25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in
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