Never lie to a woman

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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
$ X6 r+ R4 C  D- R: a: `& ffishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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6 D8 k( k! y: V! s% h& ~We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
( \2 a% A  h1 j; ]+ S; ^0 P5 L" cPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
& i+ d# X: ^0 G/ L$ e& n' usilk pajamas.'

5 u9 K3 ]1 G  f5 w4 k! U( q7 lThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
+ k, A, g! i1 V! {- t; ]exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
) r) U5 S3 p5 i/ r! x5 jdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

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I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
) e) ]# H3 R% T/ a6 {& S7 Nsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........