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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
- _$ D- X/ A ]& q4 z4 p+ uPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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+ B1 s _" D3 n" A9 kI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue8 f, i- t/ _$ [4 A1 S/ S
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" H1 q5 O4 Z0 k* t7 _2 cThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did% n( d# R" i3 e4 U4 _
exactly what her husband asked.. X; j, Z! _: i' }: S
+ z4 P d, f: v6 B/ O$ r2 H& FThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?" R0 e; m* R! U$ _- }
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why: {; L" x' S' ~3 N/ f) \* d9 G
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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