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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that" k) t& S. y, T9 u, k
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
" b! C6 T* J& B* L( e3 C4 }week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
& D1 |, r, K5 f% ]: YI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue. Z8 D- _2 s4 ^5 U9 d
silk pajamas.'* N$ c0 y: S( r! { ^+ y/ ^! |" l% Z
) M& I' B: T0 p3 _: C, RThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did" N3 p. f0 n% Z3 X0 Q2 z
exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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1 H' q6 l! i! q' ^ a1 YThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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1 S; r) `% X% Z+ ]9 b' x4 H7 [He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
' F }$ t# q0 @- cdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'7 }& `/ }6 e5 ^
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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