Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
4 W. U3 `6 D2 O, ~week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
0 o! E' P8 Q2 P, iI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
" n, Y& B5 L) O% ]+ z6 ~silk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

) [7 e5 f% i! A+ h% _2 l6 [( T$ WThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
: y+ x9 N( _8 `; r, ?didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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* ^5 R. [0 h% _3 CThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

6 J* |" r% [# P# T0 y* x8 zCut off his........