Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
: b2 P4 i  S( K. Ifishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

* R. @! @' r" S: N) cWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
4 A. j( x5 H0 J) N+ zI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
9 y/ ^' _( V7 q- q; ysilk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
6 \# Z1 W  G. n, L6 g" @didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

8 _* ]5 Z8 y  ]) w5 ]" QCut off his........