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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go/ P# V0 I, x. S" y/ G
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that; l* R- O5 ^! x8 X! g
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
4 W. U3 `6 D2 O, ~week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
0 o! E' P8 Q2 P, iI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did$ Q7 o# m; i T7 U9 j, |
exactly what her husband asked.0 g- I$ _* g9 R e$ D
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.+ g' `" Z+ T- T* O! A0 [+ U
) [7 e5 f% i! A+ h% _2 l6 [( T$ WThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
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* ^5 R. [0 h% _3 CThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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