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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : . f7 F& _3 D( i. Q/ t/ S1 Y
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.. T1 m; H5 W" {9 k3 {
# r! t( j# S- }" g$ e6 t; c4 gWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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1 L9 F% h1 O0 _2 KLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- : Q! |% V4 P5 N
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. , z! w7 D4 c/ H3 e7 j$ D
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.6 Y. {. b4 G+ n8 {8 B
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. U$ U0 Q* _: u* L8 P* a; H5 p ~1 H1 G
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. & S+ `2 `) _& {( S8 w, @4 Z
" Q3 F- } E( URinse conditioner off hair.
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2 ]/ o6 \! B2 fShave armpits and legs.
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: U; d9 a6 K1 u( }Turn off shower., P6 N" A* U# @' ^% Q+ [
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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+ N9 G% l( l0 m- B; _( Z6 zSpray mold spots with Tilex. 7 y+ O8 i6 `4 e: x5 c' r
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. 2 O' T* V' ?) j% @
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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5 j9 h) @3 L( ~& I" |& QHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: / u" ]# ?/ i; m% ~8 Q5 a# l
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. ( g5 u" _: I' i
* t7 f: Y( o& LWalk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. ; v/ L9 U- e; }8 A6 a7 t9 N
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. 1 d) N: a2 a9 F
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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9 O1 M7 I0 c J5 |- cBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. ! B" ]: b2 @% K8 x% G4 T
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. 0 e2 `7 Q+ L2 B2 q5 ^: D( D
0 g" M' X) n+ MWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 7 S' o/ k3 f4 R' Z' p! c
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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: L4 s' W' p! s6 W# uPee.
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' k, g5 q" R, U& \( W+ m* `. f" cRinse off and get out of shower.
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D! l3 o" _6 [' `1 {- o; WPartially dry off.$ B* I9 a0 L& R. R5 o2 M, ?7 X
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. # G5 n a: V2 m: z
# {3 S/ Z& `) E& C9 p9 E4 w# ^Admire wiener size in mirror again. ; V- Z& S8 r* e6 B. }* Y
; [) @! L0 ^, |% H+ _- s. T- yLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. 2 K) R4 f: O. [) \8 {
) A x$ q( m4 i8 s. p3 w6 fReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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Throw wet towel on bed. 2 D. u+ |7 s9 _. U$ v
/ w) f# _- v' Z7 `* iIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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