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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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( M! J' T) D9 M1 C4 s* {2 eTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.( q7 w" f* Y0 w* g- ^6 Z
6 A6 [2 K5 v- c m4 [- ]$ SWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. ( J, b' P! C( D! L7 u$ N5 w8 C& Z0 U# b8 f
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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( a a$ K* ^1 X, FLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- ' p' j' T" ^) Z3 C$ ~4 z! M
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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9 L# R8 I; }4 @* o pGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 4 F4 @' l& F! L4 `, [+ k
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.# C3 X$ ^' C8 v0 z) K1 B$ d
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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. s' t, \4 L3 x( l4 YWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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2 O: J1 N3 v% m4 n9 w+ cWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 3 D& x F4 X$ G# |
2 E e2 ^) u( a% P- c7 Z/ GRinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and legs.9 X* ~( G8 a8 q/ B* e9 a7 S9 {
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Turn off shower.% F: ?: i- W/ X
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. 9 k# x( o0 `5 _' F% c, P. w2 v4 o
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. 6 }7 F2 Y3 {8 ?, w1 k7 {
9 B/ r; V8 r' L4 Z% l" {Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. 8 {+ p6 x1 C; U
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: $ W9 m9 w; c! I& U% r' a7 D
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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( B2 }: w5 M' A( z4 K5 c0 JWalk naked to the bathroom.; v* v( a) P) F: j( P% q! F% I5 H
6 z4 U3 O3 K) X D4 OIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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: A4 O! C# x' L9 D7 k9 `Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 7 R4 V# B, A) l, k# e2 }+ a
/ e5 _' V6 ^ rSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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; m4 o3 z- {8 IWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. ( x9 K6 U( w; [
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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Partially dry off.
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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) l, w6 R; {5 q1 VAdmire wiener size in mirror again. ' F4 p# {. o) v* H( T) \
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. ) l2 Z. }1 F5 g( }- F! I! M
7 Q, m# N$ g6 F: o: H- ^Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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Throw wet towel on bed. ( [7 e g) U d/ n# j
' p4 s1 G* x0 D. ~# p7 m- r4 _If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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