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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church9 \# s" L+ t& Y) G
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3-year-old Reese :
1 A( n$ g! O' Y* K* b) G3 N1 z3 T"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,) A8 V5 s+ A6 y2 O  W
Harold is his name.
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A little boy was overheard praying:
2 \0 s+ W, h& N  H' o"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
) y! o0 J: L5 f; P3 I- r# fdon't worry about it.
8 Q9 z, w6 O. J7 x# g" O) n$ [4 bI'm having a real good time like I am."; R# X* X" ~( x

( x3 q9 ], H" A. {3 Q8 \4 _+ @% }8 NAfter the christening of his baby brother
; `/ f$ c8 i$ M; n2 b/ bin church, Jason sobbed all the way home! ]3 v: `0 U' v. Y& i& t
in the back seat of the car. His father asked" o2 ]0 U# S, ?3 Q6 K
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
1 L' }/ d4 y- s; Fboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
' }& I+ L; g8 E$ v- Aus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
. ^1 h9 }) X3 p. k% o9 zto stay with you guys."' d! ]6 K1 {# j

9 e, J; U/ i! c1 IOne particular four-year-old prayed,3 A1 V' j$ }7 x+ U3 o; `0 B) d
"And forgive us our trash baskets as8 Q& G9 ^% H* M& |' Z# Y* n' e
we forgive those who put trash in our* J  j/ w9 q: |9 p& P
baskets.") _! h9 c/ h0 A5 N! `. g; Y

) k6 ~  ~; G; q% H+ V; y( IA Sunday school teacher asked her( j6 M9 n2 t  j0 r, i9 U
children as they were on the way to
9 v5 v: L3 i: O2 t1 j, s$ aChurch service, "and why is it necessary
& K  _9 G7 i5 p0 ?7 ^  d; dto be quiet in Church?"/ C) O" J" C1 h: }# |$ L4 V7 M
One bright little girl replied,4 G5 A' O6 ^: }8 s
"Because people are sleeping."& Z" E0 d( K; J2 _  n
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A mother was preparing pancakes for- K% K3 ^3 T0 O7 y7 n' V
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
5 d, N) R5 k" t6 RThe boys began to argue over who would
7 Y$ Z* O2 I$ u' `8 o+ Sget the first pancake.. _) R, Z: h- z7 z0 I9 }
Their mother saw the opportunity for a: ]" L& |+ z; a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
5 m4 @  `! H. U' E1 y. V+ O/ ]would say, 'Let my brother have the
+ `% U8 q# h9 p! w% N5 b0 Bfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
$ a2 R/ {. o( a4 RKevin turned to his younger brother and
! z. w) q! N) M& ?0 N9 isaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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" d4 Q; c- l0 A, ~  Y5 nA father was at the beach with his children; x1 z( g6 `" B
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,4 X8 s1 G! l- J0 W; i  U5 X
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore/ F5 u. b5 z& J, _, D
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.% k; Q2 n' |  Q3 O5 Y$ F
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked./ x# n; K' r+ Y: _+ K* i/ C
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
$ h1 R4 u4 o6 g9 rThe boy thought a moment and then said,
4 y6 s' K% t8 p4 s( v$ v8 v"Did God throw him back down?"
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1 X  Z6 o+ R- C2 m# VA wife invited some people to dinner.
7 ]% V0 |& b, X7 t; E1 S2 d* u$ h, wAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
! e  \8 }- K: Ydaughter and said, "Would you like to say the9 m+ k9 f6 r- ^; Y7 {- x, h" P. U* W
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
; U% I" B5 w2 _( o$ ?7 Dgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."' v# @0 [- C/ J  t% F  ?- ?
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
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people to dinner?"
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
& ~) Y! ^7 W! R* Z  Y, i  J% `Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: : x3 Q# s6 K( E" A
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
2 d( s5 i# N6 D8 L/ E% z"Don't be selfish!" I said.
7 i% A3 H: _8 n% r7 |" E) IMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
- n$ j7 X. x: ~# y( K! k' m7 Z  ^I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ) S  S" n( f* Z5 D5 }, e' v9 v
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct./ X' n$ l+ [8 H# r) y! B
"Don't be selfish!" I said.! d# U9 i( R+ d. R+ m. @
My boy's eyes turned ...
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0 {+ W' P! r; @/ o好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 9 l! k# `5 |$ P" F

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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 : D: o( q% s% K; A5 u2 p9 b( d
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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2 C" o- v2 z. s) O6 K$ hRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
' [  C; u9 s+ z"Don't be selfish!" I said.2 F; F5 H/ Y6 [, c. y, ]$ e
My boy's eyes turned ...

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6 v) T7 F. p8 n* H) [Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
+ Z, E: O+ P5 E# R( \' Y# ^0 t"Don't be selfish!" I said.
: z% H% H/ p/ J' F, f$ b; K3 @My boy's eyes turned ...
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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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