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Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese :
" M+ N, C4 b6 D6 B. V8 ]. t  s"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."

: X' F6 ^, B& c. M; u" zA little boy was overheard praying:
: B' i' L' A% k5 q"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

# W( }. [% t- L" EAfter the christening of his baby brother
- J& [* u( c% Lin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
* b  A% Z$ a# O# O# m* B3 ?0 tin the back seat of the car. His father asked
6 K3 s' P+ `6 v* Lhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
1 p2 A5 h8 }3 `& G$ h" \' Z  v) Aus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

1 ?4 H# Q" s! w& uOne particular four-year-old prayed,
9 L' G1 t1 W* v  [6 F# {"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
1 |* z9 V' z! S$ C2 }: {* tbaskets."

4 d, k/ a) O* J, J4 JA Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
' U- a+ d6 {9 j0 }Church service, "and why is it necessary
# @# M" U: O5 }3 \to be quiet in Church?"
- R" Y" x& n3 i; \" h9 u. i+ R$ TOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
& w& C- w! B5 K' y% x7 Z# GThe boys began to argue over who would
' b) K7 u; [7 @+ Y. V% [get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
& F1 w/ O$ i% I0 N9 i4 Umoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
* p+ [5 L% c4 j1 D* r( D+ n: B9 |would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
' z: y7 G) C1 h5 Q$ _said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

  _7 x* L+ C" Y& T) x* g" K/ H$ UA father was at the beach with his children
: }! p; _) @& `7 o" ~when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
6 I2 e" u) a, A- k( @7 _grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
/ C$ U5 `& Z* b0 I- A"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
( K, M2 W$ J0 y- hThe boy thought a moment and then said,
7 y5 z7 U$ a+ J  q5 B3 t0 ~"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
& \; m- l0 q* E5 Vdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
) z8 B5 U9 @  z- U5 @0 @7 jgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

Cheers!!!

Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
( b/ V  L4 M7 b7 U4 R6 n- j: e& aVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

8 S0 M3 X8 e! vaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
, K- y. u* F6 q"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
) j6 s2 w9 w+ b' k0 I6 D: RI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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. ~1 Y; g1 T  j/ j# s' f& X( a$ E8 k好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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' \( S4 x* W4 u8 y$ F' C0 L1 uaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

5 P& Q0 S* o/ l+ n) F/ J, ^3 M/ ORecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
% b& K5 O' H8 Z$ d; w"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
  n7 h$ x; _3 P$ z- V0 ]+ _- t
1 T+ q; K' K/ H! k- t1 [# V) o; T) daha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
! Q/ n5 m8 F7 L  @
Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
' e+ g5 c, J  E1 u7 j6 fMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby