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3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.) B" V$ m" q! u: N2 k
Amen."' ~0 b- P/ y; W/ Y$ P4 N0 N
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A little boy was overheard praying:+ d, Z* f {' X/ R
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
- d! s2 r" K- S4 v* @don't worry about it.
! C1 G( ~3 ]5 Y- eI'm having a real good time like I am."
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{$ K' i9 a2 ?- P, x+ dAfter the christening of his baby brother
3 G# u8 m) t7 {% \( ain church, Jason sobbed all the way home# y$ r0 ]5 C; o0 Q) y1 K
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
* s8 X" C+ x1 J$ S& c0 n1 yhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the! h" o0 ~' |/ x. t3 S; i5 b* K
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted" k# t0 P; Z! P$ A/ E3 R
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
n8 e& e/ F/ lto stay with you guys."
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2 a- K) F& m2 T$ eOne particular four-year-old prayed,
) [9 S; V2 [9 K9 s$ o"And forgive us our trash baskets as5 ^3 H# g7 P% [0 B6 f" y2 k& t4 {
we forgive those who put trash in our `8 v9 W/ G, f' w" u
baskets."
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& h" i% R/ [- W- L. j/ y- `1 _A Sunday school teacher asked her7 r8 c$ x1 o. E+ V- D1 G! h' a
children as they were on the way to
! L5 { y' P( u! xChurch service, "and why is it necessary3 c1 j0 S) M9 N0 j& z: _
to be quiet in Church?"+ X+ e: Q9 H7 Z; p' l+ ?- D
One bright little girl replied,
5 \" C0 E* c9 C0 Q( Y, ]"Because people are sleeping."- p, V$ L5 |) T& B. p1 a3 c) K/ E
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A mother was preparing pancakes for5 `/ V* {* r5 J* G/ G" @
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
7 Y3 _! A1 e& |$ h! Y6 \The boys began to argue over who would W* D) Y# b# R; f6 U* g
get the first pancake.
1 e4 d( ~) l9 C. V: j0 ATheir mother saw the opportunity for a
- H* g6 a, h2 smoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
2 j& R5 L1 E# R2 |3 D) Y5 D( dwould say, 'Let my brother have the) M" I, e. [3 T, i, c6 e
first pancake, I can wait' ."1 X8 _; N C, r
Kevin turned to his younger brother and+ M T+ E) }1 q0 R
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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2 Y) u8 E" A& oA father was at the beach with his children0 E# n s" r. U" p
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,6 s# @2 k2 B9 Q
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
0 b: \# q, I2 b6 q9 S: ]0 E% kwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.) \# w% C3 Y. J/ a5 e
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.3 m" H; V' O& a
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.2 b6 y" \( j" u& D" O
The boy thought a moment and then said,
8 K( \; H2 j+ `1 t" n"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
, {! B% T: W) G. _6 n* ]; w @$ Q/ vAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old3 b8 e0 {. B+ f7 v' w( _! ]* C8 u% k
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the& g$ C+ G6 g8 l" P) y6 U) |
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The# ?# P( T9 _+ \* n5 `
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."8 ?) v; B; l( N; {4 S: t* T
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head: k$ u# r3 k8 O: v8 b" G
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
/ t' t' {0 T- o* I: m: {, S2 Y8 L7 mpeople to dinner?"7 `7 b4 `/ h0 c" G" C1 l5 B
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Peace, love and happines! |
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