可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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7 o6 M/ L) e/ U+ K2 v" T& ^& R$ z3-year-old Reese :
0 j4 y8 f! S, b; P9 A4 A"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
. {9 n( M* ^* d8 o+ c* YHarold is his name.
8 j; }% R* v0 c& y3 @Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
# f3 V0 c" W: Udon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
( j- I; {  {1 h0 w% pin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
2 j  g! q$ f! V" T# pin the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
7 p/ d. i/ ?% n1 Mto stay with you guys."
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% K% u4 l1 b% X0 JOne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

) D7 U* J0 D9 D1 @A Sunday school teacher asked her
5 V8 P4 B5 }. Z0 qchildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
( u+ {0 q* X* S/ X8 {"Because people are sleeping."
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3 l" o3 F5 }: y5 ^* b* KA mother was preparing pancakes for
2 u* M/ n4 o' k, ?her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
4 D! b5 @0 e/ KThe boys began to argue over who would
4 I0 E/ h4 x( `: ^get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

6 P+ |" L; t% W1 DA father was at the beach with his children
4 V4 |$ K! {5 c  u! Q& Lwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
/ i2 m5 h; X/ J  Y1 B6 ggrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
% o* B$ F6 K( g+ E& X7 {. h"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
9 }, {  B& S+ u, X4 B5 ["Did God throw him back down?"
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4 W* q2 Z* m, a# E  r. ~A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
, c) o3 ~5 v$ H$ F# ?2 z3 t# ~daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
  ?3 }& Z7 H6 o7 K1 s, rgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
0 J' T1 I0 E3 t! V4 P' FThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
$ k" v& A. n7 z/ e& [, Wpeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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* t4 K0 C- u- W+ F/ `aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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好好吃

3 V  c6 v" t$ M2 T% Yha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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4 @$ ?7 m. q' J1 y! m& naha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

. L) F) Z" W7 R8 t/ lRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
: J  F7 U5 [; b, t, a* k( }"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

; q/ k7 ~/ h5 CAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

5 C" \/ `% X; Z! naha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
9 e% ^% b" P* u2 E+ Z/ {9 HMy boy's eyes turned ...

& y/ @6 ]4 u+ d( A( VThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby