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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church* }# l/ G1 j: ]$ x3 ^9 B) B
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3-year-old Reese :" n' V* r7 z4 G& R- o  R
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
* `+ w8 R: G/ MHarold is his name.4 S: R) _# o6 p! t- X5 S2 f
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
* T0 f9 y& M4 q4 X! U6 t"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
% b* y& J) a2 zdon't worry about it.
( J6 Y) X" ]% G+ o' jI'm having a real good time like I am."
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( {% x3 g7 c- ?- r6 R3 Y0 ]  YAfter the christening of his baby brother9 u5 {, @$ G( N$ V
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home& Z3 ?2 d9 z0 w+ c
in the back seat of the car. His father asked4 `$ ]" Y# o* p- Z: r
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
' q# z5 g3 K' s0 Y; O' s+ T* Xboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted, M7 Z; a4 O) B# }9 J
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
( K6 _0 K9 M- v% f: ~to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,6 Q* }& T: T. M0 s! Y
"And forgive us our trash baskets as7 Z# O, a% p# P% t6 [! L
we forgive those who put trash in our! {) u" Y0 B7 H: `9 f# m
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her, w( U- O$ f# p3 f/ ]1 y! K
children as they were on the way to" j& ~8 q: m4 L( d7 |
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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' B6 l  |* d5 k9 _6 `6 xOne bright little girl replied,
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1 p" U  S, T, g: I: M! K' q9 |" N. eA mother was preparing pancakes for1 n% t% n9 h! w& x: A3 T+ j) [5 ^
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
. ^9 u, K2 d/ M9 ^/ F. {7 AThe boys began to argue over who would
+ ~$ B" h. k" G- {# ^get the first pancake.
8 Y. J$ T8 V7 D# v; K9 F6 S$ {Their mother saw the opportunity for a0 ?2 t2 F$ Q/ L/ [4 S* X
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He  z" N" [5 k- [3 W! B# B: o
would say, 'Let my brother have the
: s  E2 h5 w7 t( O$ P' jfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
3 O* I; v7 e7 Z6 `- x, _/ `" PKevin turned to his younger brother and9 p! Z; L! y: j9 H* I
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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- H2 {0 h1 v  ^/ q6 u5 CA father was at the beach with his children
/ P1 w" S4 q% o% a/ i; Z% [when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
: r) d5 U+ `3 J  `8 jgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore' y& l* Q& s. b; ]8 x
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
, g2 T& w- k8 H8 v! }* o; ?"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.! ^: C) f7 f$ K) U4 I2 f
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
" k* ^* O/ a$ s$ MThe boy thought a moment and then said,
* ^  F* p; E) l2 E"Did God throw him back down?"
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: T- i# @+ T8 A: ZA wife invited some people to dinner.! V3 w- \9 s3 S" r4 ^! d: R
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
' h$ l( ^9 k& N: u; B) J  W# mdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the8 t* I8 w* x1 }! Q. ^0 d; h
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The9 o* M. x1 J( n. e5 d& ~
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."* v% t2 v$ d$ D( H) z! @  r
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head: r: g* b' |9 V4 o; e% s
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these$ {# l$ Q/ p+ }7 d. g1 s% j
people to dinner?"$ i) r5 m: o. O; P( D( ?

8 j" O5 W6 s% x9 E: c% r% ]/ VCheers!!!4 j8 b( f) D' ~/ j% k& l
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 & e% V5 O6 r: |  Q/ y9 I1 f( s# m
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

2 k. c( p3 a1 n, o! y! m4 Naha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct., a: n0 {5 E% z
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
. ?/ R! F6 G6 m/ D1 f' _My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" : }. j7 @4 v# J. J" ]
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 , q8 g% j" u; X; ]& G( `1 L* j
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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"Don't be selfish!" I said.
0 f- B2 H- j0 E# nMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 $ y5 z" `& b9 B8 n6 f
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好好吃

+ c( T: j5 N7 _% B* [7 |ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 8 z0 W3 J" ^! k  V

+ D* c$ B" t$ l" L( M8 f/ ?Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.) f0 I$ J" F( P" i
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
9 P3 k- t" a0 L7 w* dMy boy's eyes turned ...
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 1 `' i, s6 Z! b) Z( b- n# p) f

4 e; r, F5 Z2 Z% ?+ w8 Oaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ; ?- i8 P: H3 M
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.' ~  a' w% m# K" @& G
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
! D, V) ]- C& L1 G" x; D5 w" sMy boy's eyes turned ...
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+ |! l: s! J/ w2 L. q/ k' dThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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