可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

8 d& t% c% V0 V. H" c9 O  _: n$ Q8 _3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
4 M/ o; ?' W4 `) t$ dAmen."
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5 y. T- a3 J- h5 z: G# TA little boy was overheard praying:
1 \9 v( P3 _* d9 ]# O! L* u"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
% ~7 I- J4 Z" Sdon't worry about it.
0 u1 Y. D& x: x: i- L7 U. WI'm having a real good time like I am."
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) B( [' }4 T8 ?9 m6 W' iAfter the christening of his baby brother
* N9 I) @$ }! I# Tin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
( d- p5 m9 Y  i0 V- @" xhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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4 J$ T5 f! _. p1 uOne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
# @, n" O( _/ d, p( Hwe forgive those who put trash in our
; ^+ q$ ~' t6 h5 ^' U- Tbaskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
( w+ h7 |1 R4 l6 E5 J  L! ochildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
3 ^& G7 t2 _  KOne bright little girl replied,
" \2 A  M, x/ T+ F"Because people are sleeping."

5 p9 b$ E4 ]- I1 g+ e* j. B& ^$ tA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
6 f% w6 e2 k. qThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
2 y  a' C) q' ]: W9 m1 q. zTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
- N6 l' V; I$ }/ r9 n! pfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
2 S: c1 a) K) W0 D- f6 @; Y4 |: hKevin turned to his younger brother and
) {7 Y0 H9 P0 Nsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
) k: O+ A$ ~( Z0 ggrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
! n& S, u) A5 `9 `# zwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
$ S/ d9 k$ ~/ t2 Q3 R$ U"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
, @% N: B/ j1 n8 o3 _& {2 z6 fThe boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
# Q; u; `+ K8 P3 _0 N, M, Oblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
# U- _4 ?, r+ y( b5 e9 @, E: kThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
, Q* P, J7 a" E7 K( T; U4 Nand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

# \: @5 W3 X: J2 C0 \& a' U, haha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

) ]+ W4 }9 b' A$ B* q" t6 ARecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
! V! W3 G( m) V$ b$ {0 m# E"Don't be selfish!" I said.
! m& k; D, n4 T3 g) f7 nMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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: ]4 d# [# h' [  cRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
1 j4 K% n+ e+ C+ i  |2 ?3 \! w"Don't be selfish!" I said.
9 I' T" [, K* n! O" DMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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7 y! s2 {4 y2 P5 M- h3 p% I9 p# x9 faha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
9 P% P/ ?; ?7 g" Z/ G5 ~. @  e8 l
Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
$ w( N" S5 |. b  m$ }- FMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby