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Kids in Church, [# F7 C: G" Z2 X( i5 E
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3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.4 S h% N( ?4 H
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:& K2 P, b0 N P! C( y
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
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I'm having a real good time like I am."4 h7 a$ s: V, F2 z; [: {, o. S' u
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After the christening of his baby brother
/ ~" h2 T4 t# kin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
! X' ~. r' B( L6 V5 ?* gin the back seat of the car. His father asked
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
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One particular four-year-old prayed,1 e+ R/ ^; B! O: G, j) g
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
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}& B2 p" c+ S9 a4 QA Sunday school teacher asked her
! O7 x6 `# [( Xchildren as they were on the way to4 F- f# r# R1 p+ i
Church service, "and why is it necessary; ^% ?7 e& S" r/ W* H
to be quiet in Church?"+ ~- d: i* e+ o
One bright little girl replied,
7 i/ ~- Q; E5 o"Because people are sleeping."
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& ]" X# G, V9 X2 w# p/ {! y! WA mother was preparing pancakes for
/ W! M* v8 S4 Q! v% Nher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.& l; S$ W. J; t* n
The boys began to argue over who would
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: ?3 g% U& ]" O0 z. O! TTheir mother saw the opportunity for a3 w: ?* y* }; e
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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/ a$ v' m# J5 _# @2 P0 I. ]first pancake, I can wait' ."2 D; V/ N- I9 q2 }% C: b
Kevin turned to his younger brother and* Z3 Q' b8 b) @% E
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
]9 }+ s- m/ o Mwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
9 }4 F9 L* p8 _: R- n$ Dgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
" B) r; h, k6 W8 ?where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
4 R9 ]) a% G$ t; ^$ U4 n"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.; Q3 I8 n: }, k8 J
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
5 e* F7 r: l# t& EThe boy thought a moment and then said,
. p, H$ h1 d+ H4 y. u"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
$ x3 h, [: m+ }9 a$ X$ yAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old- c2 G$ M, m% N( q: x. C! p% R
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
5 M$ l# I' J+ }) t7 v5 Pblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The' k( \+ Y8 o! A& y/ Y# f
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
6 `/ E9 j0 Q3 i0 _0 V6 wThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head4 {- s6 C# J& `9 R: i' R
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these8 L# w$ [9 d7 Z4 o9 @6 ^5 l* `/ A
people to dinner?"
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, B) d3 o5 X. @) L2 F2 P' lCheers!!!
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- I/ w- m" J( `/ k+ k) RPeace, love and happines! |
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