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Kids in Church1 `. R+ U1 \. L. _+ V
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3-year-old Reese :
+ f% k7 `+ U9 y' N y5 q3 R"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
( r* D6 M. R, ]# c2 m3 QHarold is his name.9 D1 Y2 u% Z- `$ D: [2 y
Amen."
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7 W7 \4 A( f% f) r- {! _A little boy was overheard praying:1 Z5 S1 l6 p" n
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,( j( l) f) U ]! N7 }- Y
don't worry about it.7 r2 S8 D/ ?( g# l# |6 K
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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9 b' A! H* x& [# }( `After the christening of his baby brother
4 X2 c0 D! s0 iin church, Jason sobbed all the way home; w6 `7 C8 D* P7 w
in the back seat of the car. His father asked6 \- I6 X5 V0 r7 V4 [
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the' S( V/ h# G- Q; A! e$ q
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted. ^- s+ l w: Y: p8 A
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted1 F" Y0 n, \2 V1 k" a/ E, B) L
to stay with you guys."5 ^) @% ]0 i% s$ J' f5 U9 W) a
! s. g7 f% l1 l A$ [6 zOne particular four-year-old prayed,. S1 V2 N+ v/ V. F) z
"And forgive us our trash baskets as" I" Z' G9 R+ k# u
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
4 r: U, {) n3 K; qchildren as they were on the way to' J! X$ O9 o. \
Church service, "and why is it necessary
, Q+ F8 _3 d! }& t+ M9 Cto be quiet in Church?"
: [' T2 k7 u6 }One bright little girl replied,* |1 h5 |, I! }& J
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for8 E* ?) B& ^0 U" `4 S/ @- P
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
0 ^- ^8 b" V. @5 H; q& {The boys began to argue over who would% F' n# b3 S+ y( [4 Q8 f7 t C
get the first pancake.
5 a* _& \) N' HTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
: z$ z9 F( _* `1 amoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He' w$ K9 R3 s! n: f F
would say, 'Let my brother have the$ u/ Z: k* Z( k9 P; M
first pancake, I can wait' ."4 X8 C' D- p; a
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
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% ~) ~0 j0 ]/ U6 E+ I0 y2 i: kA father was at the beach with his children
# V9 k6 Z' |0 @2 |2 Y3 h8 {/ Ewhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
( l7 M; k- I3 \# N; B; R% Ograbbed his hand, and led him to the shore2 ]! ?/ r9 E# O7 g4 L0 R- \
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
7 V6 G2 O: Z3 i' d- A"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.: f/ ]8 Y/ M. R' j: d& e" o
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.' k7 s7 s, W. ]; U6 b4 R
The boy thought a moment and then said,8 e9 _& u4 }# Q. z Y2 g c
"Did God throw him back down?"
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" b' l- X* G8 jA wife invited some people to dinner.
9 @0 o2 M0 D) m5 w( K5 c, h; lAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
! Z# m x" i8 M: kdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
) x7 s: \6 O" U' q/ Gblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
9 T) |; j8 g: a( \: L! b; xgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
8 ~7 p8 j$ w( S! G: o6 y$ r' yThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
! `" L2 d! m/ {! Z$ {and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
" l. Z' N6 y; N4 U* A$ B9 m) xpeople to dinner?"6 |1 f* `2 d* O h5 H. o% K6 j. a
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Cheers!!!+ v2 w( W) u/ f+ X! f- A
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Peace, love and happines! |
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