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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church  H9 @, A- M4 A" z/ w/ ]7 V
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3-year-old Reese :& c3 y& P. F! T% _
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven," A1 ?& f7 D' _% V
Harold is his name.8 c) W' ~. ^: l: t% ]  [: F, l7 o
Amen."1 g# a, p( k+ H/ D% D1 c' T: X

9 b& B3 C! n( H% d, h0 ]( KA little boy was overheard praying:
$ h2 @% n& A' Y9 Y' N5 f- A"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
8 q8 T9 N: B. o% N* y+ X2 ^- e+ udon't worry about it.6 g) A7 ?$ M9 }; j4 }
I'm having a real good time like I am."3 B2 q: D* k! x: Z& C: l8 m
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After the christening of his baby brother! u9 z3 }4 u6 [
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
! L$ p$ F  m' Xin the back seat of the car. His father asked
1 Z- A" V+ |$ T8 @7 rhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the- u* n' q( p/ e. U+ |
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted$ \& X# b# d+ U6 p; `
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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One particular four-year-old prayed,5 Y+ T- d2 E; d% t3 x
"And forgive us our trash baskets as( K+ U7 P7 H4 A' k
we forgive those who put trash in our7 ?3 q4 A6 o4 U* N
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her8 c* Q7 f  q1 L# Z+ S5 q6 p
children as they were on the way to
2 l- j8 J, H  x: G+ T+ G4 s- ZChurch service, "and why is it necessary! B1 O& C+ o2 X4 _' d2 x
to be quiet in Church?"2 {8 L: [2 L& C, \% m7 A
One bright little girl replied,# B% M2 N2 s* ~0 n6 |; M; |" K
"Because people are sleeping."
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' s4 `. p: A" a% O+ @9 {0 p7 ?8 E0 W# BA mother was preparing pancakes for
+ k% {+ Q0 B9 @4 |; kher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.' G& c+ b7 x4 b, v
The boys began to argue over who would
: Z) _& m! _* ~- Uget the first pancake.* _3 Y+ S  D' V& D2 L. D0 P7 Y* [
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
" @- {( _) k' ^) [moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
+ U/ b2 }$ [+ K& X, @& W1 swould say, 'Let my brother have the
- T% ~$ k5 r% _- j- h8 R6 ~first pancake, I can wait' ."
# @; M! {3 O& _' NKevin turned to his younger brother and% w. Q: i9 B8 N5 o  X' w
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"/ j1 f2 p. g2 h: C2 X

# G/ O/ I6 [" C# W6 \8 w0 V4 @& \A father was at the beach with his children
( D+ k, ]# G4 T. z, m7 [when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
: X8 f. q0 f7 c2 Egrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore! h0 \; s$ @4 s. l
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
* K& v  v: |# g0 X"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
! B& e) g) g9 G0 A) k"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.0 ^* \$ n8 I- X; F+ S* i
The boy thought a moment and then said,
4 `( v+ i) v6 }! u- q; j"Did God throw him back down?"3 P' h) Q5 r1 A& b, \+ r# y

/ h3 p% d3 e4 u/ L) ^A wife invited some people to dinner.
: u' F% {, _7 O$ m& [+ A; aAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old( N- {; ?; q) i) c
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
) j2 F- X! W2 A$ R2 ]. eblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The! d7 [2 g9 f! W) o5 c
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."- I  _. Y! n$ D
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head/ f1 d+ B) Z% I  V1 Q7 h
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
' D/ ^6 k- D6 G* f5 Rpeople to dinner?"( }  ]; I: \: a
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Cheers!!!; W. W6 B) k: Q4 r3 @  \, q: d

0 K4 Y1 P/ L' }4 t: K& bPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 5 q: F& _7 A: K% \8 |% ]4 Y; B7 |
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

3 n" O  V9 [/ t$ Z; caha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: $ b9 ]1 L* M9 C8 Q) n
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
* X6 G' Y7 m. _7 Q"Don't be selfish!" I said.+ t# v# H" u! G- E/ l. q9 K6 U+ |
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
2 W2 m! h$ k& u+ K. Q$ rI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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/ G0 `/ Z, R' t9 L1 h! M) |aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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8 N9 W, l% I6 P: A5 J2 bRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
. M4 w2 `# F4 n( n! z$ M3 b8 V"Don't be selfish!" I said.: v1 r4 i, ?% q" M
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 1 t) e! j( X' S" p& U- K8 Q
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6 O) \% H# g3 F好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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! m9 o: P2 s8 t9 R+ ?1 aaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
; M- N. ^4 {: ]"Don't be selfish!" I said.
8 O" ]" r' |) z& AMy boy's eyes turned ...

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6 u: o; u. I# U3 L- l& `Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 1 S. n' |  Z* }+ U

. O7 D. _3 y! M% Z3 n' daha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: . C( i, m( ]/ Y% U
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.% B0 a2 ~: s5 j; ]& K. f4 [
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
. K8 E( {- r$ [( ~7 Z  pMy boy's eyes turned ...

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2 J5 x; E  ~, u: O7 |: w  s8 T  SThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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