2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
  F4 \. ?# a7 r0 W/ S4 SYou have 2 cows，
9 s, T3 c% Y$ l. i1 g: R0 x& dYou give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
4 z8 J" t3 `+ eThe State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
! S3 A# V1 Z4 [' \; D, ^You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.

1 j7 i4 I% Q; Y2 {" X/ T9 ~NAZISM纳粹主义
& {5 m/ e9 Q! \$ f' H( v* aYou have 2 cows，
3 v4 C1 w* K7 M- `$ tThe State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
8 Y& H4 F0 r  v* f* V1 ~You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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8 D9 P6 C+ l9 K" H# D1 uTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
, O! \+ u  |5 b% H( mYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
. ~3 _5 {+ A1 [You sell them and retire on the income.
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