2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
; s& A( D6 x/ i  m- V6 [You have 2 cows，
$ l8 J# n" h  M" nYou give one to your neighbour.
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/ D4 W! k: x% d- vCOMMUNISM**主义
, t: z0 R" o( o6 A7 O2 s9 g& L4 yYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
2 h- S, @+ G* w5 EYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
3 ?' k4 P; E+ ~6 xYou have 2 cows，
1 e/ y$ O4 o' \5 r9 ~- ?$ EThe State takes both and shoots u.

( f0 z3 A* v1 t, v7 c7 `BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
$ k, q7 n7 T9 P: v. z( ~5 [- Z6 w- o; OThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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" T) J% T: N# e4 e1 h% y2 {TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
! S, B9 Z9 E6 _* \& F' r7 oYou have 2 cows，
! E! V( `: S2 CYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

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