2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
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COMMUNISM**主义
8 _1 [* d8 z0 ~You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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You have 2 cows，
4 s2 [8 |' c/ c, n9 @: i  jThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
/ {; [- R4 K9 n) V# g" W2 rYou have 2 cows，
7 S! I: ], Z  z) L% oThe State takes both and shoots u.

& E3 G( {5 G8 yBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
+ R% L0 G: K9 P' j9 @: V& OYou have 2 cows，
  ~3 ]# I  q# yThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
0 c, [& F' T6 QYou have 2 cows，
$ `& }7 c8 H5 Q0 q- `9 f( z4 lYou sell one and buy a bull.
+ ~9 ^( `8 {2 B8 U' m8 fYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
+ I: R, @: i: V4 z" yYou sell them and retire on the income.
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