2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
; i/ |5 U/ p. \4 fYou give one to your neighbour.

% O3 {4 ]$ h; Q( y; oCOMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
% f: K: T4 U) x2 v' n- i8 RThe State takes both and gives u some milk.


FASCISM法西斯主义
! [3 T9 G- X& {$ }You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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3 m3 z# R4 a* u) f' H9 _7 a3 mNAZISM纳粹主义
6 R) `7 T0 A" w$ iYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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1 ~% m4 y/ l4 d( a9 V8 L! RBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
% y" S/ l# n8 k/ s% E/ u+ B: q' ?The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...


# Q' ?" Y" b  a* t, PTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
3 Z- F: `' D1 g  _# S# nYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
& m% e; D6 l& `You sell them and retire on the income.
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