2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
9 V& t2 Q( c- ^You have 2 cows，
: a9 _% ~! |* L, kYou give one to your neighbour.
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% ?  i* n& _9 H- M' ?9 dCOMMUNISM**主义
9 I9 ~. I4 [2 Z$ g/ [You have 2 cows，
( r  g  {) Q' H) q! C3 Z- `The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
5 P* P" V  E' [2 E. T# o/ [6 Q( K" @You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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2 g" I! K4 c: k1 S- {NAZISM纳粹主义
* _! {8 `% B4 p, n9 k9 SYou have 2 cows，
; M7 g7 c# Z- y$ B, x- d0 \, qThe State takes both and shoots u.
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BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
& I* @7 Z$ H9 u2 y' WThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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3 B$ m: V3 \+ PTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
% B2 t& V, f9 I# |1 w4 b$ _You have 2 cows，
( E5 m* G% A/ hYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
4 x4 z! {" P1 m; Z# OYou sell them and retire on the income.
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