2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
5 p3 e9 ]+ Y# ~8 T" a1 @9 nYou give one to your neighbour.

  f. U: c) X6 \% {9 }: F8 }$ C+ v  ECOMMUNISM**主义
: a5 a6 S: j9 k8 A6 \You have 2 cows，
2 \6 r+ P. D" B1 y& c& iThe State takes both and gives u some milk.


  t2 y, ^* C- t# ?( L5 HFASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
0 D8 E9 r, X) c0 tYou have 2 cows，
0 ^( `7 s) J& rThe State takes both and shoots u.
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( I; U, s$ L+ r! n4 eBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
( @! o& A% ]" Z  _: EThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...


TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
5 v7 s' I' R& p. e5 {You sell one and buy a bull.
/ p) b9 b6 u# F8 G. m' t8 t) V- P! _Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
& }( Z- O5 P# c. a" o* C# zYou sell them and retire on the income.

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