2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
& n; I9 u, i6 `$ z, sYou have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.
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# y0 c) Z+ H4 ?COMMUNISM**主义
/ k; `5 p" ]2 O! L' N4 kYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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, G. t8 V- E2 cFASCISM法西斯主义
4 Y4 X6 p$ }# o8 dYou have 2 cows，
# Y! N4 Q6 z! F" mThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
2 P- w: ~8 V3 kYou have 2 cows，
! u6 n) \; s9 L3 I+ x- }/ jThe State takes both and shoots u.

' v; i8 V. g8 @5 O# TBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
2 a* V  p' Q2 H( K! hYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

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