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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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) \, I# G! ~" s9 n- `8 c- JI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
' `5 N4 n) A) A C2 R" pI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. . r g1 {. L/ X4 v
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".8 a: `+ h) p/ J
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.4 S) D5 Y0 K n6 g0 C1 k3 Y
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.9 F/ V2 v, ~( V' s9 Q6 f
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear., i: A! }# \- Z. M8 h$ M5 |: h8 _
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.6 b; }* c& s7 x
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.0 x3 T; v: `2 i5 ]1 I8 g$ p/ V
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
0 [5 J0 X( ~3 xI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.( r5 y- `9 i: t9 {# Y5 m. `
0 t! W- n7 f0 K' m k3 L0 ]: [And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
( |. k# ?3 I C) P# {8 w1 R$ v7 ~5 F) lAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.' R4 H9 @; Y( G
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
" Q, L( j3 `1 w# `$ a/ u4 P: j( d! NBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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