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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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3 L' ]' H& p4 S- U; QThe Man Song
; `! b4 K" b. B1 h! z by Sean Morey # `- o; I1 C( Y: n& J4 H& ]( w0 D& W3 W
8 G b+ F0 I: {' i) R, yI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
, @! S) j7 _% U; R6 D2 _I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. " a- N$ Z+ D* @$ T1 e* o* M
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
& |# X C4 U- ?& I! DI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.5 m! S3 ~0 h* W$ Z: C
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.$ b) x5 ^) G$ B4 b
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
9 d- K4 A: Q jThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
! |+ j- z5 o( A' R'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.; P6 L/ c# |' [7 Y8 s% C/ o2 S
$ y) ]! ^4 K, E0 XAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
2 k! O1 P2 Z5 u( T'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.6 g7 o! }8 D8 c& C; `" N
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
8 M5 n9 a! s4 NI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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8 _/ j w0 J" P; I# [, rAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.. E6 g1 j! N6 |& A
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
/ m3 z4 \+ b5 C- S3 GBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
# O& q4 b+ K# ?3 [4 |Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! Y0 _% x$ i8 v& a
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