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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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1 j- v' P6 z6 e9 g) j" hThe Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.! G; O( A" S9 D" E
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
& w( y" g9 F; J$ l" U, p'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
% i! c% }/ t* ]/ h' wI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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* t0 g* J* M3 `2 \What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.+ R8 T5 h/ {# }* ?
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.. W1 C- {* {3 h1 B8 {
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.; q$ M) H, K7 g: r3 w
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.6 \2 f! q& P6 S' ]9 `
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.+ n E8 ]5 k7 o
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.- ?3 K5 g S: N" C8 C6 }, }7 `
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
- ~ Q/ V0 O" P: P8 B% ?5 VI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.5 e* p. M/ I2 A" Y
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.! v+ v( p7 P2 D5 h. _$ G0 D
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.1 ]$ c# D& T, ]( C" S/ m8 I k( L
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.6 I: m$ V2 Q1 [& i% n
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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