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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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The Man Song 9 C H( g0 f% w6 O/ D# v, {4 C
by Sean Morey
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' O' r0 M/ F* v( s$ @' ~: UI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
6 l( A! j# j+ C' Y1 XI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
& ~* p* q. I! D6 [1 s- n'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right"./ Q6 ?$ A1 L' o) C: n% }1 l
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
5 y* w8 q3 a6 ?& J. O6 Q2 u4 U% AAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
% w( D8 B( E" W TThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
N( y7 k8 ~9 o'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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3 M. ^6 M* g4 w, W& vAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.7 \% T+ [: y2 V" P; @, V) j
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
4 @4 F/ U0 G+ j3 _+ I: L/ ^+ WAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
" J9 z, \& b p6 cI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.2 s+ s6 _- |. V
/ q4 R" @( U' p: }/ TAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
4 S& j) ^0 O, m1 CAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
. T8 ^7 l7 R- t( d$ j6 f, TBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.5 N; G$ `, U% D( K
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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