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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
* o! w4 h9 C D: w5 o/ Dhttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html9 p' r: T& F- n+ N
9 F; z; W1 l9 O% ~& l) vThe Man Song Z, L6 p# F, ^8 l
by Sean Morey 8 m; @' m$ S2 k' r7 K
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you./ Q# R* @3 @! Y8 w1 N
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
1 a2 Q+ m f9 e! r# y3 w1 q'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
. I0 |: S( A% Y, {, O* K- I* oI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.7 ^% b" r* y! E
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up. W; M, ]- L& I3 B' H
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
: K3 `, {2 e3 r/ `' i, }$ W1 V'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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3 A( o/ F* k% z C$ S: aAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
$ K2 v% J$ T: I3 b'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
4 o" j2 l* t+ k% t7 ?7 N7 g1 QAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
1 O! t- ~- t i0 a7 z2 ]I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.% m9 a" S6 h, `( o
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
: A F" I( R: e" N- ]Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
2 u4 e7 c& U5 l% r' kBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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