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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song 0 Q+ G# S$ i& ?$ ]7 g1 ]9 M
by Sean Morey
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# p) @: O0 W0 x9 YI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you. g. s5 b, y: J* u, o' l- Z8 i2 t
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
8 \" N: K! F; J) x9 O'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
/ F) F$ s! r/ u5 o; ]) F2 GI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.- w: k% n7 u$ h; ^+ k$ Z$ E0 |" e! z$ C
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
% g1 }* L! |! V. K+ lAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
) d+ G8 V k2 s' E) m# wThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.( t6 E2 z9 h6 Y1 U& K: M* n! ^" A
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
9 _- g- ]( D' s'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.9 J$ f( ?2 u8 A* o4 x5 l* g% z
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
, J) t3 p0 g# ^6 r* _I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
+ T5 P7 g, U" z6 m4 s. ]And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
" r2 K0 K% z) RBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
+ I# Y* T2 f4 m/ _Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 5 D/ P8 ^4 _' T/ c
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