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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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2 u3 ]: \/ O9 l- H" l, |' DThe Man Song ; j. ?* V7 R' Q% `- d
by Sean Morey % N# n& x; {* S1 B
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
8 {' m. }' S( [; M1 ^# G) vI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. - Q: j- A* J6 J- d6 G
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
% m$ {8 R0 L5 o/ k. z- ZI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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% q) \0 X- P3 {( @' KWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.9 i% G+ X4 h; V; }" K
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up./ I( P `) f* M/ b6 i/ y# t! J
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
8 y* H, V+ m5 b, j'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.* M6 f% K0 G' R$ b8 K
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
# R% j+ S* I7 J4 ZAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.0 g! q+ k, s e! {0 w6 A% B+ m# d
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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& F% z' R0 z3 B/ ZAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
& ]8 w. B: s" C. a. f: FAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
) ^% Q, T* @0 ]% P5 w/ GBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.! y5 L+ o# ]6 [) p, Y+ r
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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