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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash* U0 K% ]1 K/ m& v& p5 g
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
: o$ s4 M, D5 y" X9 o. }+ p: Y by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
" {: ]; Z" I0 w+ i( M3 j MI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
+ e i$ M8 M6 f'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
' j: p% p% w ~/ y4 U; ~I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
( {% X$ ^6 v. U$ B/ NAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up./ U) u/ T7 h3 e4 f6 w5 O+ Q
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
+ Q, h- l6 A, e9 x6 F'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.* B3 G1 m- W" B; j
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.$ E( H* Q( J8 r. X9 p8 {5 q
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
2 }& l4 a" \: J* fAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry. r% R( w1 i( V, l0 J/ q
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.# N- V/ u; @8 i9 L6 B
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
0 z8 i+ Y* o+ P$ x; K# \0 h+ SBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
- h' P3 b: s7 D9 ~Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! & H7 o* g {. {1 Q) i
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