The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

小叶子

The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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: W+ v0 O; u' `8 S2 P( i. Lget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
- `* y; I  W; @4 ball the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
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sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!

The End

没心没肺

Don't quite understand this.

三思

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
: d. R$ ]# ]' d' n2 ^) ]" kDon't quite understand this.

他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

billzhao

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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* g/ S' p1 ^% QYour understanding is sound and deep.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表

他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.
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( F- @2 j- g" k! V$ ^1 y) o8 ]the truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.

三思

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表


# _2 [  i$ _6 s8 k5 }Your understanding is sound and deep.

+ ^: m& {% D/ e9 C0 bgood to have a monitor to flatter us all the time

OliveOil

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
! u! l6 h5 m+ xDon't quite understand this.

6 E7 W4 R* V/ t$ _You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

没心没肺

原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表
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. |% O+ b. r" tI am getting married in this coming September.