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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale* g5 k/ C; s! d" _5 |
- W& o' ^( Z9 }6 u+ h+ NOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl# C! ?2 z0 ?7 R$ U
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,& ?& G) K( f Y
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
5 L' J) N, Z) w2 s, vhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
6 f" I0 z+ \3 ]1 P" e, K0 C' E. N) j* Fget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had) z5 t* u, k4 H; T: [
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched7 _+ E; ^3 C. b, u; L5 P+ ~3 K. o5 w
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had5 b2 I) v, L- B l2 C# |
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
~0 j; ~5 q5 D& ?sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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O) N: I2 i+ RNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!! S( {- ?1 N0 i) r6 \
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