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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ' u1 }& ~$ u! Z" s5 \

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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl8 L7 K, G6 X$ A% i% S
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping," e$ s# f) o8 s0 Y1 S( ?
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
! n1 s: ?( X0 t4 m" |had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't$ f: G/ W4 y7 u
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
$ p2 e3 d0 z1 H3 A( Call the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched: @+ G! n7 l. t
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
( A, o- ?5 I+ T/ ]high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in% ]4 x9 _  U, |
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.6 s! t3 X$ J9 Z- U- a. \' y
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!; }& P  p* x, L! Q1 x7 f

1 [* h3 y$ `3 mThe End
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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 ' _  _. i& }' O+ x
Don't quite understand this.

  I, [9 x* C9 q3 i! \% M0 V0 k9 F他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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  u* b; f7 Z, L* c3 N* L8 D他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。

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Your understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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8 g; h3 w' t! a+ _" p! z' tSo indeed it is a FAIRY tale.: I6 M: P' ?. A, R, i

% J: L8 b( R9 I7 S* b) d7 Uthe truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表 : u0 J) t  \# e9 I

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+ W7 g5 l- J# O7 iYour understanding is sound and deep.

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good to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
0 {4 Y' G4 H+ P" ZDon't quite understand this.
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* l+ |# t7 U0 ^( R' }You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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I am getting married in this coming September.
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