The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

小叶子

The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

$ b: R0 S3 Y4 V' UOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
8 n$ E2 ~! ]- |1 g4 Qsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
$ P6 ~6 v: i1 b  ]dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
; o  F% [* M& u* qhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
* L' M. k" e4 v% A- f5 v  H( M. B& Xget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
& e) h, [3 t8 _all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
+ k2 s( \4 ?' t3 Osports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
% u" h3 z! {8 }sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

- e7 o( l$ `% j8 k8 r4 _3 @7 W3 eNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!

The End

没心没肺

Don't quite understand this.

三思

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
, K; p/ }* C( k7 qDon't quite understand this.

他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

billzhao

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表

他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

Your understanding is sound and deep.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表

& Y" U; i6 ~6 ?% a  k& J- x0 s' t他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.
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8 o/ r9 f8 j4 M4 ^the truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.

三思

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表

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/ |. Z  j# r' f0 fYour understanding is sound and deep.

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' b- U! ^9 G3 g  b7 dgood to have a monitor to flatter us all the time

OliveOil

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
2 ^' q& {: o  x8 @  ?4 IDon't quite understand this.

You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

没心没肺

原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

I am getting married in this coming September.