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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ) B- Z; j0 F! D( F' Q$ H
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale% K2 q S# ?' l/ q$ [* L" m: I
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl9 X' `; V# K2 [( _2 @
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,! W* B L/ ~- s; W% Y- o- O
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
" O5 j2 [& s0 \8 Qhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't- D3 C, g) ]& A7 Z% d
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had: S) a/ c7 _9 O+ E) h; P
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched' F; V1 w; G3 o8 w7 L) H# }
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had/ E; k1 x! B: V: n+ S8 E
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in1 X$ K* D( [; D. Y; R
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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; a' q/ s4 b' j ^. r4 s/ nNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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