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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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9 v4 m- W' G4 X2 N; |The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl: Y; {' o9 M% N Y7 [% t. o+ b$ _6 |
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,9 d3 \4 j+ v! s$ j6 R
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never) l1 c2 T/ d+ x+ X S0 P
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't' a; L/ p1 K4 T# {; @& |
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had% W$ q. `: a4 E
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
: [# `9 V6 G4 W! t( xsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had+ [" k; J& J2 q' j2 b3 v
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
: ~6 Z. r) h8 T2 csweat pants and was pleasant all the time.5 F R6 p' E' N Y
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!- H3 ?' X O/ M4 |% g
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