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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. # ]& H4 n: B3 s3 q5 w0 k
, ^# S8 V# q9 j: ^8 _. S1 }The World's Shortest Fairy Tale x5 }+ a. y7 `1 v
$ v' _- U) T6 t' W1 S- u; kOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl9 Q2 v+ s5 p s- }
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,. r! o" a4 l! P8 a$ w/ U5 U, t
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
; |/ |5 Z f1 \0 xhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
' n4 q6 D4 L7 [* L! t4 |get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
1 g* V; K% I4 e: P$ G* _# v7 @) aall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
+ Z3 L/ \, h1 n0 z# ^1 {" Q$ zsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
& t9 i; }9 a' v s4 Y5 {9 `high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in$ z8 s2 m: ]: p
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.4 X5 r, \4 j O- w+ v5 k) T0 Q
6 i% a0 U4 ?9 h- p4 ^3 q9 s+ Z$ sNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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; i& M$ `* p- s( @! v: NThe End |
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