The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

小叶子

The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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% B' y% _& k- `, T( ^" u% YThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
! T) F# p- h( [2 l2 tsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
+ D/ ~0 r/ E* F) m7 _% G5 Edancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
# v) o: ^* }9 {all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
7 F9 z+ b. c% Z' D( bsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
" `1 U' {& o4 K5 t# ~  ]! }' Ysweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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The End

没心没肺

Don't quite understand this.

三思

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
Don't quite understand this.

他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

billzhao

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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$ x9 E" j# L- p7 a: UYour understanding is sound and deep.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表

. F$ v- j1 O- @& S7 R9 D他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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7 h. F1 d6 V) N, ?& v( {' JSo indeed it is a FAIRY tale.

9 d' l) ^3 Y! K. i* w$ S# x1 ?the truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.

三思

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表
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Your understanding is sound and deep.

good to have a monitor to flatter us all the time

OliveOil

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
Don't quite understand this.

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

没心没肺

原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

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# [3 {0 [. \* E# \/ xI am getting married in this coming September.