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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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" E2 A& @5 g9 P7 `1 v7 `2 OThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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2 k* e5 O( ~- s* aOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
5 K% r: z! J4 @; Isaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,8 J1 ]+ g0 y* C9 y% J3 y
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never* X5 v2 D; d) \! F
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't G/ R- e6 ~% V- j+ F5 f
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
k7 ~* I& P2 H+ t' H* yall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched* ~$ }+ T; G, w
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
5 d# m% [: U+ Y% r3 N& whigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in$ _# ~. [: d" |( C. ^5 k
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.4 ?/ j* B2 f; x( { y; d
5 F6 {, C3 ?8 O' LNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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7 R: ?5 C& s8 z1 g( o; N1 X6 ]1 cThe End |
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