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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ' u1 }& ~$ u! Z" s5 \
' w+ |0 E7 _& o9 f! dThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale: L5 Z9 T3 a9 i) C B4 ~
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl8 L7 K, G6 X$ A% i% S
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping," e$ s# f) o8 s0 Y1 S( ?
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
! n1 s: ?( X0 t4 m" |had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't$ f: G/ W4 y7 u
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
$ p2 e3 d0 z1 H3 A( Call the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched: @+ G! n7 l. t
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
( A, o- ?5 I+ T/ ]high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in% ]4 x9 _ U, |
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.6 s! t3 X$ J9 Z- U- a. \' y
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!; }& P p* x, L! Q1 x7 f
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