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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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7 t0 j9 n( D5 h# a; mThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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$ a9 C* F& Y8 E; IOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl) ]! v9 D0 Y8 T
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, w4 }1 G {; a; E6 V0 g
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
- ^5 e3 \. d/ p* a# i; ^had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't' ]4 u% x$ M+ i; _
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
9 r3 K3 `' |$ C' S2 Call the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched% \3 d/ \" C8 l+ v: V
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had4 s+ V+ V+ \; j# \6 S
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in* b5 E/ F/ H* M* q ^
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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, a$ S( \$ C% D9 z3 T! J5 ]Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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