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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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% y9 a8 R: z! V5 TThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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) F5 _3 s3 {, F6 [Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl% O, b5 C9 v$ K. V3 O1 |; Z
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
- ]- H: q9 E: O: w+ }2 s; l9 c8 ?dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never. Q* Y# a8 C5 {1 j$ J$ j! M
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
4 `5 B* }" |: m/ j5 ]/ n2 S$ Dget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
, T! l) f5 ^, H, L0 z7 O/ Nall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
2 Y/ m: u$ g# V5 r4 x! }# Asports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had+ v" k8 D0 z1 J _2 W
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in5 D- R! O8 e+ H% Z
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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) O1 X& O' p# l& y& x" WNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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