Professions(18+)

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Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
5 p4 C# n7 T+ |0 q2 JThe first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."
  z+ f0 ?" I% |The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "
" m: l6 a5 A/ V) XShe replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know...
; r9 m9 b' X) D3 @! T7 H' T# XWash, Iron, 法克, Etc."

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