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) _6 j) p* n1 a) Q+ _0 }Why did God make mothers?" K$ o3 s6 o; F u
! A% D2 ~/ V" w9 d* A, w2 }" [1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
. S- w, Q3 n Y1 f' E: _4 f2. Mostly to clean the house.
. k) \& t1 u/ Y; n6 |3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers?
# Z0 `/ g- R2 M; n: t b, t, H6 y1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.& A4 o; U6 j8 e0 e4 k
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
5 h6 T; l. {5 Q2 ^9 `& |( C$ ]/ ?3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. ( V% X. f6 [" e# `6 K0 x
( g; g8 s7 e7 M+ F5 }% CWhat ingredients are mothers made of ? : P. j, [* R7 Q! b
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. ! s( e T# |2 b. n9 C) e
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
, `, z6 j1 ? y/ M% ~1. We're related.
- M* r1 I J8 ?+ m2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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- G5 j2 A+ O. t7 sWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
6 Y( p Z: O: E& k$ \1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
% `$ l: I- `- H& g/ s* t2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 7 s- H& n- E" R& ^
3. They say she used to be nice.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
9 @& r2 J1 ]( a' L4 B/ l1. His last name.( ]9 C9 W0 E ^( |/ O
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?: H' B/ D4 w: x- L- H% b
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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Why did your mom marry your dad?
# h( C( F" d! Z7 w9 H, N7 t* ?! b1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. % ^! ]% I$ B3 S
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 7 P3 P& [% Y3 s/ ]' x
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 8 Y( S( M. x, z# d# X' ~+ M
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Who's the boss at your house? # X9 M9 {9 f9 I( C* ?/ j3 q( A
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
: R5 X9 E' z9 b2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
2 U( c3 J% c0 p @5 l3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
% x1 Q7 B" F2 I6 m% t: F1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. 7 ?$ `& s6 H2 U, }4 I
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
( d! k" M5 W/ _' z! W* }3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
7 S6 P" k$ m- S* c& ]# l4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time? ) [( A4 ~( W8 S( ~ H8 F' e/ }% W) X
1. Mothers don't do spare time.; U6 o' O6 E% _0 s2 H3 c; \1 ~
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. 5 Q* o( V; |* G, F# j% u
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? 7 y: W' W2 G1 K( ?' G( q9 R
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
' i- @6 \; n9 K' |2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. 7 _+ B- h4 |( _2 K- f' j; x( _
7 S$ e @4 p8 y7 l8 gIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
* c( R! R# w- ^1 j* B i1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
0 s; e" i: _# b1 A/ g0 A2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
) Q2 d; e: |) f n% j% q7 F3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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