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Why did God make mothers?; `. y' {; m0 J6 }* G4 \
% Q- `9 o4 t) `* E& |. |1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. L Q3 y: Y. E/ n
2. Mostly to clean the house.
+ S9 v1 S3 Q" h4 j |& }, I3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. . F8 P" A% y: X/ I: G* o4 `
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How did God make mothers?
- J( s7 A: `$ p1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.' G3 z6 a& {! w; P) r+ d
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3 j( a, Y5 ?! A3 n) p
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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What ingredients are mothers made of ? 4 W! h4 i8 f5 T
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 1 G. I3 L7 F% O; d
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. . J& k9 w8 N9 t& k( r- q6 ~
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? , `. i8 u( h$ X1 [
1. We're related.
6 W3 _0 [; \9 {1 g9 q( D5 Q% S2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. 9 Y4 Z4 s! s0 w5 q+ x
, |, E& D" C; f, zWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
& Q$ G$ C& G" w1 ]1 H1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. % f+ W- r! i8 P" v
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
v# `' L2 P1 j1 }) k$ Q3. They say she used to be nice.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 1 A+ Q t( j4 P _
1. His last name.+ Z/ o! U4 @# W4 I+ g3 W$ o
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?8 j/ r' ~ E/ G$ \* o
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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8 h% Q8 I- ]1 H) ^/ n! MWhy did your mom marry your dad? ' l" s+ r# S) R j: [; b3 B2 q7 Z) [
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
: ~2 L' e% m1 \1 @: }" ~2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 6 I/ J% `/ t0 T, W3 Y
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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( d6 A1 T( Z1 F( x! P- |Who's the boss at your house?
/ p9 I0 ^! r5 G$ `% @1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
* D% S" j6 I- T, H2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
; c$ N' |* |! n3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads? 5 X {5 n- \5 C; X" g
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. 8 b8 b2 r, i9 e: R" ^( H5 X
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
. X% Y& X1 m9 ~& v* m7 b3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4 W- ]) q) W9 `, k+ M4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. 7 N% [6 r) P3 @0 Q1 Y# t
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What does your mom do in her spare time?
0 t" t2 S& k, ^" K7 T1. Mothers don't do spare time.( r' [( ~" l# p9 _
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. 4 N' C% r# A$ S1 Q- s$ m# y
& `5 s- }5 z! ?' l) R, v* mWhat would it take to make your mom perfect? 4 t4 ~* ?6 E( R% j& {3 e2 b: _, a
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.) ?$ _/ j4 f3 Y
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. 3 n4 V' m. I! m! Y% R* E2 N
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 3 @/ B7 c! F5 Q7 C- C
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
$ J) E, f9 V- G4 ]6 r! l) t( W/ ]2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.& H) z& ?# b; J% ^% H
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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