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Why did God make mothers?
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.3 ]) x1 W3 h3 u, v6 x( s# D2 N' p0 m: d
2. Mostly to clean the house.
( Y- V x9 Q# i$ Q7 S9 P' p3 e6 @! W' h3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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: `$ p0 ]7 N$ m* @- Z! UHow did God make mothers?
$ a0 c: q( M6 \ }1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
! y. w q5 p6 z, ^9 @, y4 y2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 7 l$ L7 `' i4 F
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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What ingredients are mothers made of ? " m0 ~: q+ ?) I+ Q& M
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 6 z# @' p& @" r: ~- C8 k6 O
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. : C* B+ L' L8 D& B/ M5 s
6 P. r1 c. |! E( G" n V: WWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
- S0 f1 ~; T5 A. ~5 P8 g3 }1. We're related.
& s6 P4 l/ X6 H2 h: B# X, N2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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What kind of little girl was your mom? 5 q( w; }5 h% Y/ v; t5 b2 E. F
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
( b5 a+ g( h% ~2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
* T% _4 j# y0 j3. They say she used to be nice.
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% z S! @* A& |! G# n IWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 2 s" K( K- R4 d# ~$ b2 Z4 p
1. His last name.+ D W7 s% o6 R6 v/ ~
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?# E, d$ ^: O3 M8 F
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? ; v t+ ^7 `/ |$ }2 v& g
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Why did your mom marry your dad? $ K0 F) c0 l3 t% I+ e" j
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
/ Z" G! |; P' d% r/ `! @/ k% t2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
7 R' F. T$ a( S7 u3 h5 b. ^2 C3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 9 g& O% ~; \7 a( a+ t; E F
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Who's the boss at your house?
C0 g# X% M) i$ N4 k- q, A2 O1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. 6 n$ M1 P1 h" w7 ]# i( A4 z7 y
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed. l; O) u" w) r+ J: a- k
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. 2 M6 n1 s$ S% J( r* ^& l
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
5 H7 y" [1 } l4 A3 e( r0 |1 s9 r) D1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. 6 t1 m/ {+ P, X* Z6 B
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.. l# w* V' q1 A% _: ?
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. 5 P7 ^2 i* k+ N z9 y3 R3 Y
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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) d5 V+ i1 V/ q; [2 Q7 UWhat does your mom do in her spare time? + @2 ^) q9 I5 p d# P) v3 q+ Z
1. Mothers don't do spare time.9 D0 n8 S6 o3 w0 U1 }0 l5 o
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. ' z5 s |+ A1 D+ W
2 A9 D# Q- R% k7 XWhat would it take to make your mom perfect?
& E2 i! h; h( Q" |7 L, ~$ E! M1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.9 _- }, Y9 r3 `
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. 1 U9 o: h( g+ }7 [: Y! q7 ]
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 5 r4 f; b F4 R
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. + b% `$ _9 }1 Z0 U2 j5 |; m
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
- ^" D1 v! {5 }5 w( `9 A3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. 9 Y. y; x4 ~8 {
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