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# F; \# N7 j# g$ p u. @1 bWhy did God make mothers?
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' s+ c) O* H/ b1 ~ { U1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.% |9 s! u0 _# m) [7 J: M
2. Mostly to clean the house.
1 T, b/ {. `) o# o! c$ |# u7 k3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. 8 ~! \/ [& A& \2 H3 j5 c3 F
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How did God make mothers?
2 W& B0 `1 f: P1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
- I) ^1 Y6 U/ g& i& c2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
/ i! x) Q) M" n- Y1 U3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. 4 u2 A2 R# S# D( B5 K6 K5 z, s
0 w# b& [! p7 |! nWhat ingredients are mothers made of ?
- M& `! W' L4 @9 w) N1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
& q/ O+ ~9 h$ y9 |3 @2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
, b4 y2 N9 c0 k6 c5 Y1. We're related.
! e! \4 v4 C" X) Q' X7 m+ @* R2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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/ ]2 B2 y: T4 S% g8 {0 B( HWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
+ a2 [- g4 j5 \, p+ O* X, e1 J, g1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 7 c1 e3 ^6 P* Y/ Q0 Z
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
: J5 {3 Y$ s% l: e5 O; n3. They say she used to be nice.
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) ^7 G" p" ~: P9 G" oWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
' I' B3 x5 P! C1. His last name./ r. ^' T$ F0 V' f% n
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?- }+ g2 I3 x7 ^( _7 d
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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Why did your mom marry your dad? . q! Z* k I2 i6 z
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. " P8 _# i, @: {9 |6 }
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 7 D1 W+ y4 y+ }9 ~& y' w: r+ f
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 7 f. l5 @1 P k; n4 b" \; S2 Z$ ]
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Who's the boss at your house?
7 }% D* n3 _' E2 F6 i1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
6 p! Y. [4 g' f2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.3 l! W' f# y# x: B$ v7 t3 F; k
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. 1 ?6 v. O' B4 C2 _
( Z3 ]2 }& G1 K8 Q. p/ JWhat's the difference between moms & dads?
2 E" Q1 ~. h" c1 x3 r1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
$ `4 ^5 i7 u/ V3 |* t% v2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.! E" D0 T, a2 ?6 \- r5 X' }$ o
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. : h/ }7 z3 f7 H4 \0 ~' k7 S p: S
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. % v9 G' x6 Q# _8 j
! ` Y( |3 e1 [( j' M0 ZWhat does your mom do in her spare time? , R% A8 l, [% C \' ~$ R m. o
1. Mothers don't do spare time.* Q- }% N, e8 h5 C# x+ w b3 q
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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What would it take to make your mom perfect?
, {9 t3 C; n% Q. C2 v) ?! Z1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
4 G+ A) P) @6 V7 l2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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- I% q" s" s. t) Y0 lIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 9 K; k5 g( I- ]9 |" d0 H
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. : r# U( `; c/ e5 w" Z5 ^
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.4 l9 m8 p" C2 `4 R. l4 |
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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