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Why did God make mothers?" H) |+ G7 F" t* u3 j4 @
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
* O) b+ }; N X: e }" c* s2. Mostly to clean the house. 4 t. g* y4 P7 C8 T. s- o
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. 8 ~: N) [& e! I0 H1 V7 {
6 G2 j9 f% _+ w+ ?4 ~4 `How did God make mothers? - u( T0 |7 R6 Y" R5 N
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.) t# I/ U# |6 M5 s8 j P
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
$ z' R, `, T4 K5 W. u6 I8 O" x3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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, ^0 k/ B' K0 F- J& I2 ~What ingredients are mothers made of ?
" A6 N# s: l7 w% w7 c: e* b1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. . b k' D, L/ I* K* y( a, y& {
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. # S0 @ t+ u! P4 \3 O: k1 {
2 G2 i& E8 V8 r5 t% hWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
* ]' B1 c' ?- y: @" f# P$ i" ?; b! Q1. We're related. z9 |/ E* }) n, R9 N
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. , c1 O$ `8 G7 J1 ]( m0 s
% E/ z+ x A2 I! TWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
$ @) r& d8 C5 j w1 o' w1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. * o8 T9 C6 n* {2 y
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 4 F/ ^0 {% b6 {9 r6 e
3. They say she used to be nice. " \3 r# _, p/ v9 Q8 R$ A" j. M
" `' ~: \: e( ~, D' Q( [( \, mWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
' q" E8 ^6 L8 P& c1. His last name.& t- y7 l' X; v# ?) X! R, r. C, a
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
! M' f* \7 U3 C4 H1 p$ E' N3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? Y9 l: |% j! C
2 O+ V- @* W" @6 w. X0 xWhy did your mom marry your dad? $ n" M; k- B: u% t7 \" v
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. / p( A5 p4 L4 E z4 n+ V- h# g/ U
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 2 [1 j- o; v+ g! S+ @ Z
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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: w5 t7 p. R, l$ p9 a+ DWho's the boss at your house?
, f! @$ t* I# f d! N& l1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. - Y# w7 i6 P# {3 J
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
7 w+ i' t+ p0 |3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
9 k: @* z; H; U$ Z) z* f1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
& Z, _. i( ]4 v3 C) O* o+ `+ }% X2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.) ~: L! f. M9 e- m" N8 q
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4 {: q6 Q9 X& l6 k) f) e5 C4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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7 p% y* a+ M' [1 t7 d" T1 xWhat does your mom do in her spare time?
5 p3 D1 A6 c5 F" y1. Mothers don't do spare time.
N! S+ n# F. r$ Y% {8 X2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. H4 B& c6 r0 {/ s% w* t3 z3 b- o
3 ~6 p7 S* H2 c8 Y0 |9 |+ {. `What would it take to make your mom perfect? - {$ M: |9 g, ?- x
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
' c- R1 i ]; ] l- {, M2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. 4 Q- m1 ]5 L* l2 E9 J5 M- O4 o( ~
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? : d7 Z9 n2 }" g4 T- {3 R
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
9 L4 h1 }* s. M l2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
7 n5 Z1 I& {! a- x' B3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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