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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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* |: a1 {% V9 yA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' v; ?, z3 \# q& ]6 |
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 0 I/ Q2 M+ y* e" y: P
& L. ~& M) U8 z% r Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. ) v6 j* k4 [3 O1 F$ J A
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2 n# A; H' X8 y% W. f( ?9 L She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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' t) {/ U, F5 |% H; Q He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to ' c Z/ l7 R/ r
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Her and says, ; ]6 o& K' A! T% f. O& F* D
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to 0 X. E: s" T' | _
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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* O+ L8 O: \# ^* b He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 2 ^' }6 U$ Q: Q2 ?
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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