 鲜花( 634)  鸡蛋( 5)
|
another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
~! C8 [% f, w3 f0 v*****************************: y3 }% F! i: I$ T
+ B+ T5 Y& H/ N" J: _+ d
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
( H, {* S& m z; N
5 X3 { K0 \" c& D" H2 O) J- f ~ Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 3 h% ]# N, }, M# }/ @& W4 S
, ]( U0 E; g$ ^$ S
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' , ?* ?, T* l8 k
) T$ F9 D& T* a$ @, c( p6 R
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 7 M+ S8 I; k4 u: K
2 k1 f+ c* _) Q
( L9 F; n; M/ [) ~( O/ I! J! N# n8 e* I: R" E& a
$ Q; y/ \/ `6 \: B/ ^, w: f z4 b8 l$ e- y7 u5 p
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
0 [: m8 a* ~9 H1 z7 s
% P# l8 Q' u# d: W; G k9 r" ]+ a( L 2 Q. M' W; @( ~, @( g+ ?% g
4 K7 k) J0 V" I7 [) S He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
+ g: }7 T7 t' b' M) G/ V, }4 O. k/ O
Her and says,
! }8 e% h: S' _: s
5 z- S4 t$ b* }. s/ a8 W 7 t7 k# K6 z2 H
* Y8 F5 _2 @1 [! W) b( X/ l- S' K
'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to ' _( V2 Y0 C7 a, S* v4 K" q4 ?
/ S; e7 ^7 t2 @- ` A1 x Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 7 H0 y8 S7 R6 z8 D+ D. m2 H
% j# Y) M" ~1 a8 J
# j, n/ n1 q [% R
3 Z6 R6 c$ E% d' h
He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
( u7 E. n- k; i6 \ w W& ^8 Q a' ? v
Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 2 K ^. d% V2 q( S
5 a- s/ ?9 h8 E4 f7 s
'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-1-16 14:56
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
楼主
发表于 2008-1-17 10:06
发表于 2008-1-20 14:56
