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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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# j, J* [8 {9 H5 N3 q( ] Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' ! e- Q6 _5 V0 x
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. ' k% H7 ~. C# i+ u' Q6 r
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- ]' n; u, {& N9 c She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to " Z( T! a( X$ ]$ `, G
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Her and says,
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a . y: T8 G) n( q; g0 c
' K; }* m; ?* S Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 0 T0 f# ^8 E+ Q' b. S5 m$ e. G
+ m, o: u8 ~9 p 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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