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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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9 I5 W: k2 b8 JA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' % c! Z, J/ U" d/ R: n$ ?! Y8 H5 |
) x* a* G- U; s2 r, ]% J; ` Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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g: T$ i3 m( j The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 8 w2 y( J. S. i5 K' X& B9 R/ f1 ^
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 1 v H R% N4 J* Q; v- ` X
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5 Y' w S r2 a7 |6 T3 n. ^ She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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" I( r2 P& f1 T+ m Her and says,
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8 [; T; q" s# x. i; b 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to & p. S4 W* b1 M9 s9 ?. i) E$ u
% q6 I$ v0 q6 D Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' , U1 l3 j: d3 q# k2 n) u! c A
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! f' p& X6 i* B$ [2 v He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a h2 C+ s& e: a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 5 k' ~$ P8 A5 j* j* a2 y$ b
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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