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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' 6 g# K% U D7 a$ @/ X7 j
/ |+ j, G% X" p7 G2 W# s2 g% k# B Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 5 }* H- U& w4 f3 l6 S
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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# L+ _; K5 O4 C She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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$ y9 s0 E6 P! C4 m He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says, : h3 L+ @3 [0 f4 T9 ^
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to 4 i) c( B8 N5 h% I N* y
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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6 |3 `6 W5 d" t, ? Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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