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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. , B" |: y1 g7 ]0 Y+ i
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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1 [( a$ m8 Y6 R- d Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' $ w. s' S" @- S& b& w( a' A% d
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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, D# |2 v* v: ` Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. ; T+ F9 k1 ~ N, q3 W8 J5 H
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S8 @) }$ z+ W/ H4 Q She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 3 S! ~* e( _# i9 [" d- A- D
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& t7 R& j6 X( P/ @2 |) r He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 9 f' t8 a# m( N8 g6 m/ o6 ^8 E
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Her and says, 2 Z' s9 Y3 f- y& z* V
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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" l' n" d0 b$ K. q, y2 J Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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* I* Y6 M6 K" M' o7 w6 T, \ Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 2 v' X% t& T' V+ ~1 ]& I
|, f6 j3 W9 v' X+ m; J2 X! y* b, @5 v 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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