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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' . t* V3 O( z. C. ]
6 b# _) h0 C. x Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' % `+ {2 W* U3 Z
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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: G7 G. {5 |& e8 N. g& b: v ` He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to v- I- ~9 |. E, N3 {7 w
% a, m$ ?5 [$ m9 e. C& C- A& a+ ` Her and says, * M& p" U4 M8 n$ t% k8 q
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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2 f2 l v8 W- M/ [ Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' " f' R! S2 F! Y6 \3 J5 K
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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- r' o. O5 j( v& T$ d Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, + y0 y& L, |' Y* D0 K/ P: o4 ]
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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