UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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2 P2 x9 y! E+ k8 ULast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

$ Z2 T; ]5 W: S# e0 wWhat can I do?
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Dear Desperate Housewife,
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First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .

% M' i- J4 ^; Z* NIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

! s8 i4 l/ I- ?" ]8 ZBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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% P* b7 t$ O( g/ [: SLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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  v6 u$ i8 c5 N/ N/ }7 LWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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$ A0 l" L% E9 C& q1 I7 B9 FIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

1 u2 L# C) e4 cYou might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

, v- w/ ?0 @/ }Good Luck,
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