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UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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发表于 2007-10-24 13:49 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,( E/ B5 k) y6 ]) g

8 ]$ b& b7 i" d+ KLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.5 h; i2 G- E. ^0 b
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.4 z* w1 ?% s4 f& m/ f5 Y( k! y8 T/ N  {
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What can I do?. [  k0 D2 C  [7 X1 M  m
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Signed,# Q) g- `5 D: o/ k, e
Desperate Housewife # f  g+ P. `0 Z: r
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Reply:
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8 e+ I! d0 _/ h& L! G3 yDear Desperate Housewife,
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) R+ L7 g# J" J* r$ ]" D7 KFirst keep in mind:; T! [# t2 k1 f
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. % i9 B* k, T4 T$ V1 a0 Q
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .1 T& O  P% z. [+ F

; u7 |" L0 k" s! KIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.. }  Q* o; c/ Z* j3 E
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Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.  a9 q3 O- w) Y! e3 t* T: `

) _$ x9 k! p1 B+ k# vWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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- t) f) N8 h; ?% \8 j/ [In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. / e9 `3 t. F( s9 m- |8 U; U
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and
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8 A! u9 w/ u4 p3 lGood Luck,4 I* j- r( J4 Z; {5 p
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