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, H" `* R5 Q* @( ]/ o! U发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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. V5 N& m8 Z1 L  N$ yLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
- G& j* r  H: F8 E- qBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
1 L- \% U5 N% y" @每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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9 I  {% s% V8 ]/ LEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
/ }! L" j! S  `& G# A成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
+ u. j% Z8 ]3 Y; I7 I' gNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
( E& K% C' e) U爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
2 [1 i# T. I2 T- g5 c+ k' xChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
6 a) c- S! v1 N; Y后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
' G5 _4 G6 x5 Q, k( }$ z+ J; M"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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' z) }3 `7 `9 S  n# kThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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6 j) Q, M% X# e1 u# v; DGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
1 }" Y+ E7 ?) h1 t3 ~神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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2 x  Y0 G5 Y7 L1 xWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
2 l8 J7 A3 s8 y* V8 \8 ^+ n服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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! p$ v# D3 p( EThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。