English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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. L3 ]) [- ~$ Z7 z% X发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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; S6 P& n8 ?( ?, Q+ ^) _Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
. `6 T/ }7 e2 E1 b! D每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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  H) Q# W; X5 x9 g% hSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
5 q( e0 ?( g& Q  G" F/ Y成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
0 p: p4 T0 T' f: }$ n9 sNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
6 h. y, S- m/ m0 d: C  X7 V不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
' R+ A8 p7 T1 W* d$ d. k# \9 _"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
6 H2 U3 }' P6 u, v7 T"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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* Z2 j' J! y. V" r2 P0 r* mThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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5 p8 l/ H; S/ M6 D9 m: `! f4 q* B"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
. q7 S: c" Q* U$ r努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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! b& s$ E; T, w  U, ?3 |When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
, ?- R  M% [' v, ^+ kA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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; ]. S* f9 U6 ^7 L2 Y# ?: f! c. }The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。