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朝阳

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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

0 n6 ]2 ?4 g& z; ~) M+ R1 kMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
8 [6 q( F, P+ n& _. K* U钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
3 }2 h' L6 g0 d) }每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
) {) C& n/ O) O# d& OSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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* v# p; e  p1 O# Y% k. MNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
7 _( T1 Q1 `+ l8 y: YLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
: l. V9 t% U% v* S6 R爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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% F. c% L! V' U' @Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
  X9 n( z! z9 ]后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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* ?( ^4 g: k: C7 f: P"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
* k; O7 I, `- R# R% W* Q' m努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
: i' z2 F+ f$ E1 K: u4 v# Q7 ["Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
* {0 B" O$ u  H8 h: F工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
% {* y+ V7 `, P3 H; ?2 U# k两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
: a  B) M6 G0 _( w* Q服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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" |2 [% s6 J! b8 l! `1 E3 S8 lThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
& N' L" e* I, l  s* W0 A学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。