English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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( _+ x& o2 @9 ^4 ^0 U发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
4 [: j3 q# t# iBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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4 I0 g: l! I" K; D& x0 u5 z  KEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
. i- V* G) T+ n% c( a+ n0 L5 Y7 M再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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9 u4 F9 ]* {/ i# N, `Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
* N  x+ n+ D" ?7 q. d- l- O" g爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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0 C0 s4 O" w% e2 U: u  }3 V5 b- \Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
& B% n, g! z4 z- `: O"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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  f  C7 a$ ^$ c1 VThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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6 `0 A$ [3 q; xGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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/ r3 |4 P3 [: n: }" e! y1 q- V9 {# v0 CWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
* H. g, K! `5 [& m$ `4 A% r0 f两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
. y, S) |1 ~# n: \The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。