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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
+ B* c7 a5 h, f9 a/ l- d8 o钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
2 E4 W5 x( {2 h; z! e6 c9 {每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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7 S% o  t( S6 Q1 p' }, |( B; n* RLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
) r1 J3 K0 o' G5 NBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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, b8 H" a/ y* _' v+ I, S$ ^Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
0 w: f9 K; \* w; @The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
& M7 Z0 l! b. E2 E  G. p- DSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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: k8 X  `4 C0 g- f3 V0 hNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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' I& p1 l  o+ D0 ]0 D  U+ yThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
  k+ F. _7 K$ z8 D) e# U, ]4 H应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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6 `! d" g9 G9 K+ {9 x"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
1 j: m# k7 X7 y* `1 t工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
& Y# B% L3 I5 M1 P- H/ M4 g: [5 p5 _When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。