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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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6 q" n8 }, X/ j发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语  & z6 B5 k5 E7 S0 A
  
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
2 m% |! \$ S  d3 d9 n- I钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. / F; Q: |1 R1 Y) R2 L
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
" s8 ]; ?6 B( f9 t, g每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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0 Y4 j! k' Z: k. M8 x1 hLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
( [0 I: R' J/ F% y* z+ r要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. $ f$ X/ Q& v0 @
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. # ~8 ?: @! z9 u0 h' l, [" @# }
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 ) s; @5 o6 b- r% c, m& w, X* z
  
6 R( M) F1 W' d9 n3 w! r0 d  A: kEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
8 }6 I3 p: T& P再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 3 g3 v8 A: t- p  T! v) K  _
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
5 t$ [2 x' F* E  R" ~- p. ^聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 7 G9 ^9 Q( n6 Y7 c
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). # W. V$ L% M! Y' V' v
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 7 ^8 d& L( b' Q' [* _& P, w* b, [
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. ( t8 x' b+ P4 `1 u8 e
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 9 U' W% N# B, Y- g" V; ^: ]
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
$ q! j% r; W4 p$ J2 c$ ]; ~0 T- h后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
% n; }2 \( U8 [7 q* u7 W/ G"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
# X: e0 p' t2 Y: d0 s应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ; j) \* D% F7 ]3 h
  
$ x( F6 g0 M& m2 K- Z+ O9 T1 l"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 3 E3 A4 Q$ g9 g) `' N7 l6 |
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 1 k8 V2 V  J1 a# r
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
7 Z2 E. h" S3 g! l1 o8 n4 k工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 4 B4 c2 c: u- ~9 m. x( p
  
' j; S" K# y6 `; \3 iGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
4 g) b8 }: m: z3 U神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 ) A0 X, J7 V$ ]+ O5 `: \
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! & w2 z  \! l/ G9 i) l, r# v
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! & h, P  c. u" Q, e# S. v
  
1 J6 E& o( O( b# @4 ]) BA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 9 `# Z2 J2 b: d8 H4 J! A
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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5 a( ^8 u/ U0 bThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. , {3 P9 J; K0 ^8 D
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
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