English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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& j, P( E/ p! w0 ^发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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2 W" y  y% o! ^1 x/ m  |2 z: Q& j  ?Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
: F- {5 C" j- m每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
" b' j5 J$ A6 \) i/ D, ^要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
8 v% o! I  T" \- K每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
8 c8 Y: R2 S  Q+ Z1 c再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
! M' i9 v  ~" o  c0 V* ^The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6 h4 E6 ^2 ~. C) h5 iSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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. i5 |1 D# T  R8 ?, gNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
4 U* m9 z9 k/ PLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4 A7 S/ W/ x3 U! {' Q. ~爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
. {( B# k+ L1 Y8 r1 `& n( S' mChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
4 J( n+ ?4 L7 ~后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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/ P* C% a; ]8 ~# R1 M0 x! Q  ~"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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/ @" A* }( p6 {5 Q2 b2 p6 L1 ^"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
2 a& c* D; u& U工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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- ]1 O  D" v8 }God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。