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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:1 O" P7 R/ S# I5 B$ }
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.8 \( i+ X: m. E# P5 Y. \
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人# B9 V& J9 ~$ `3 r9 \
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Here are just a few reasons why:
' _( j1 i9 `- V為什麼呢?( X+ X; ^0 k6 Q2 d5 n5 s6 r
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
. N4 T% R7 G0 ?! T# c2 `40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:. ?4 p9 k: W* [0 P% ^# M- j
+ O1 f# c3 }" Q$ I7 P5 J/ }"What are you thinking?+ I4 `* t9 p! g: o
你在想什麼?7 Q/ M* Q) Z+ @% ^9 Z
, N$ s+ `. A4 Y+ n$ hShe doesn't care what you think.- d' v0 Q% d& t8 ^$ W" R
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game," g* G5 ^& |, T$ I! f0 J
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽: Z1 s5 J7 y# W4 U& D2 c
9 w. G9 Y# y! a0 h% ?she doesn't sit around whining about it.
7 @0 e! a( j Z她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西5 e7 s+ r! J; n+ Z$ F# N8 N
/ H7 u+ l G7 D. y C& s* YShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.6 i+ d/ ?( G( s) y9 O' x8 V( B
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified.
+ N8 C# L3 b8 r' G40歲以上的女人穩重自持% ]( N1 G% d9 y- O% j) a
# }' O F7 C6 b! z/ \They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera6 u# S7 E& }2 e% n6 D9 d. d& q. O* V
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡% K; r i5 z! X. H3 }% t
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant." Z% Z6 C+ h5 X
跟你大呼小叫$ ]$ i' y3 v$ J' K" e5 ?
6 r0 q" H# k& g, }7 Y5 p# Z) KOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
% C9 ^6 ^) Y ]9 y0 A( H當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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If they think they can get away with it.. W& F3 S. c4 D, R
一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.8 O/ Q" Y5 D6 w E
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)4 m! W, U, R ]. X/ A. i) H
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.: l4 ^8 @9 E! A' e- }5 \- c
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味7 M/ F4 V4 o6 W; ]+ L7 O/ p# b* v' s
0 o( [/ s. b7 ~6 y P1 hWomen get psychic as they age.
2 s& [! O9 I8 e& a- |- T# J/ w }- R女人越老越通靈
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6 s( c3 E! S5 }You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.4 p+ a R4 `" Q4 H7 m: f( L/ ?/ u
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.% v, e6 b5 m9 Z
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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3 p q a9 J9 {3 Q2 @6 }Older women are forthright and honest.7 a1 c+ q4 }* n
熟女直接又誠實: @; B8 l; X5 P5 B/ Z2 K1 d
2 B, F$ y+ @2 l0 N( v- c; jThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.7 w8 U2 P2 a- ~$ W) h/ |, q
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋( T- @6 ?7 f o1 f: x
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.& A3 z+ L$ j4 E) W) t! u$ |
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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40歲以上的男人呢?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,' r8 a6 k% _% G
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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0 a) H% O3 P) p! m) Z5 b8 gthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
2 Y% T) w7 m" ?5 r3 f就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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% t& U' ?6 m0 mmaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.' F. K/ h7 Z5 k4 k+ H2 b3 Y3 y2 W" N4 z
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情1 C' e; t ]% b# o
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Ladies, I apologize.
- Y2 D! T. I' D6 W女士們，請容許我在這兒3 c+ G9 e( r1 ~2 p+ U+ q+ Y! _
4 h+ n6 E% k2 [6 W! x% {For all those men who say,
/ j, v& ~8 F K. M7 \- T2 t幫妳們說句公道話:
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/ q7 _; T0 Y* j1 D5 Z" j$ f# h"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?4 P0 ?8 q# P$ }, }" h
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人+ T! X. N9 } S" U: o/ a' G |
$ c* Q" x0 {9 ]) _8 B5 n/ yhere's an update for you.1 n6 T) b2 Q g, d5 [: t+ j# j+ C
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了5 o* ]0 ~- s7 ]/ Z3 E& Q' k
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
8 _4 I1 R$ M% g今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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2 F+ A) u3 r" K5 a- vWhy?
8 k b3 x4 @# z$ f% E7 A/ Q) y3 z為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage; \* v& s8 F3 ]2 p
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
