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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:1 ]) T8 C) G, I4 [
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
{# d0 R. I/ ]( B隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人7 g( i+ V, {- }, y3 u$ N; G' R
! l4 M# I) P7 U: Q3 c5 a9 B/ NHere are just a few reasons why:
7 j# r/ ~4 h; V! c, K為什麼呢?4 d) K8 e" Q7 S: S) j! Q# {
7 V; ^% g2 T6 NA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
1 J o7 J5 Z7 ~- ~. W40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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/ b" D7 m2 C, w* D! P" P! A' v. A+ L"What are you thinking?0 m H/ y/ w( M( |9 C' B" f
你在想什麼?6 q: M5 [# P }1 O/ Q' ~
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She doesn't care what you think.
2 V- P# N) a# X- t) K/ G( W她才不在乎你在想什麼。' T8 K2 H$ f7 @3 R# {! }8 }
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,1 S" e% _+ | @+ S: H
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽- G( `$ l$ U% b
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.# ?) V/ @# |5 S# u
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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9 s9 Q5 P1 o, l* F5 c/ C0 D( @She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.) z3 l. V* P9 X; ]. j8 {
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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7 i3 Z) k9 L& k8 J. w* {$ dWomen over 40 are dignified.* T1 D% ^: ^' F$ K, Q6 A6 V6 D
40歲以上的女人穩重自持% g9 {5 |. N; C- i* |' {3 v& p
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant., P, P1 j- i& C0 Z7 @
跟你大呼小叫
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) Y6 F% }5 u8 ^0 U: kOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you0 c9 Q8 |2 c" b( V" `- w
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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7 r, v+ s: I: V; sIf they think they can get away with it.9 h" M7 X5 F5 U) [6 m
一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.' U4 W$ C' _$ h
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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: X0 O6 m( t% {8 h' x6 ^ D& f! R3 G3 jThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
) _) W" t: R; d2 Z: Y8 Z+ T因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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女人越老越通靈! y2 m7 \+ |- i; K' r
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
8 _* y" v; E3 S% s7 q' Y你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔' d1 q0 e* {+ R% a1 t0 R
; C$ i3 }( U" X) }; q1 X8 [Once you get past a wrinkle or two," N* F. K. T0 g( l, V
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
6 \- W0 L6 C6 {' g40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forthright and honest.0 j+ i" E5 y6 a5 x
熟女直接又誠實
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1 Y6 P7 Q! ]9 x9 u0 gThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
1 _8 R4 H r- c$ s* ?如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.6 F. S/ V. N6 I# m9 ~! q6 m7 o: `
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意) w& I2 z& c. E2 |
' `4 S% V9 U+ I1 S& j, o% @8 n4 F* AYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.+ _( s, g7 |# k+ e
40歲以上的女人有很多優點: t# D( B* M3 _0 I1 |8 q* o
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
+ G6 y9 q" X; R0 x1 Q; L# @40歲以上的男人呢?
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; k# X0 Y8 u/ m8 K7 u0 K( ]For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,& z* F5 `3 |6 ~% f3 m! n' y% m
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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* |1 H' J) Z! ithere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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% `& j9 {+ O% {. K: vmaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.! Q, U- ]7 b% f' {
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情" Q) Q0 i& v; d! F1 T( ^
* u8 Y& [. h) Q' i0 K3 xLadies, I apologize.' O7 z' J6 E" J$ M/ B# l! |, ~9 U3 K
女士們，請容許我在這兒
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For all those men who say,# x7 c0 Z6 X( Z" u: ?
幫妳們說句公道話:0 b$ r9 q/ B/ R$ l
& c1 d# P- M) d" c+ W, M"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?* _" J9 u4 }$ c9 X. a
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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" \( b [9 B' |) k4 V+ W1 lhere's an update for you.
4 j5 _% e' V% V實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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4 v, h. |+ s/ s# MNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
4 n( V& q3 E5 p/ b2 `今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚! t8 ]' n2 Q: A: N
. W4 t" m$ [, o2 ?% D6 k! JWhy?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage4 h+ c6 c0 B# |2 B
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
