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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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: ?4 m' k1 I1 q2 }; J: iAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
) h) o M8 K% D隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人, a/ c+ Q, R$ ^3 i1 T7 e2 j7 J
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Here are just a few reasons why:
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b5 o7 _: A2 L4 XA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
) C p( z3 R7 J3 ~# S40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?* F) e0 U; L) N: d! p
你在想什麼?
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She doesn't care what you think.
8 N- O% g1 I2 g7 l" U她才不在乎你在想什麼。/ N+ b( q: C# N7 {0 U
, V8 y) P" G/ H6 GIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,% d" k& I" M4 s" T7 q4 f
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽# S6 v1 Z( _! K0 e
1 L. y/ `! q3 @2 p _2 d, x( bshe doesn't sit around whining about it.
3 z: ~& M# {4 i- u她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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2 t6 n) S @5 D5 W1 [3 tShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting., [4 J# f3 p/ l, I
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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( Q, V z p% u7 uWomen over 40 are dignified.
4 `8 \$ }8 K! K, Q40歲以上的女人穩重自持6 V9 l% T* a7 a
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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跟你大呼小叫
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\+ Q+ D9 O" y' NOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
' X/ y- \, l1 ~, a' v2 O$ x當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地! L# D3 o/ T7 Z- ~3 W2 a. D
) { w8 X; E( L1 R3 ^. `6 u, RIf they think they can get away with it.0 j# C' S6 Q7 o+ X9 L
一槍把你給斃了。8 H/ d0 e' _3 ^9 [# [' o3 _. c
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
6 n0 x a% [, b6 ^熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.4 a$ a8 G8 A* ]5 c
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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- a* ?7 |# ]& D0 i% PWomen get psychic as they age.
! H; k/ d6 _$ o0 Y女人越老越通靈! f$ {& Y2 p9 k. K: y8 R
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.+ `; z+ v: W) [
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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" Q0 |7 |' [' Ha woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
! i( A# y1 g5 w2 ~; t40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感- I) q- t( a& X2 _
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Older women are forthright and honest.( ?$ B' G2 B N& b4 T5 w
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one., A) k1 g B+ ?! @# r' f; z$ v8 K0 B
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋7 ^# s3 f5 B1 M3 e1 e3 R8 s# c
6 q* }! x' h0 d5 Q$ pYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
+ r& o5 R( l, q你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 P$ y) ?, n' }% [
2 [/ j4 k/ D' c* qYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.- y3 G3 M3 y: a6 Q
40歲以上的女人有很多優點# F- N! m/ t/ ^
- N1 _1 s1 e( A( W% sUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.# w: K; J5 N- Y' Z# `6 k; W, p
40歲以上的男人呢?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
o7 c) H2 V1 [9 l0 y) d相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人% o0 L6 j* u3 i! Q1 L9 m
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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* \! r+ ~. V7 h( b8 ~Ladies, I apologize.
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For all those men who say,
5 O/ c& B' S+ T1 @幫妳們說句公道話:
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+ Q4 ~' N! ` \. ["Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?# B/ [8 c* _; v
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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; y" V2 C* K$ `6 Ehere's an update for you.+ Q9 [* O# c/ U) U. ]
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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7 {; \; Z6 ?7 n/ ^6 b. SNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.+ ], v0 O0 s' |) p" `) l
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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6 M, a9 T3 i: k# `3 EWhy?6 E% p$ h* K0 _7 n6 Q u
為什麼呢 ?
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1 ^7 \- F9 G3 [) vBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage' `. {$ D: J2 [) M7 Z- Q
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
