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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:' g w3 `7 P. R$ L* D( O
/ g! j7 ]. t& [7 e' s: pAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.2 `5 Q! B8 \6 m, E
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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& q8 K- ]3 A& {$ GHere are just a few reasons why:8 k1 s& a& Q" N6 h! U5 b' [
為什麼呢?6 S" o. ~, n. Q a5 e, l
. h( r+ V3 B- F( V/ `: ?A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, J3 D# {1 I5 Y5 O
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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/ P+ x( T5 n$ b8 w9 o"What are you thinking?: X! F% o* E: Q' j1 X
你在想什麼?8 ], [; ^, F+ u/ M
$ o, j! t: W1 |5 SShe doesn't care what you think.
. }2 T. d1 k% m她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
; K& |: ]8 H" h% y( r1 q40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽9 ]& C" Y- \. a4 |* ~
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.5 ?; [% ~& t, }3 }& ^2 ?0 t3 n
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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x" E, f- C+ u, Z4 q40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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# E; I$ c5 ^: d9 L5 [- x nThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
" [( Q/ c% t+ L* I不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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; @ T! o' k! P }4 ?or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.3 U+ G7 F6 h0 j! M5 V
跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you9 \" y v4 j# f! K
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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If they think they can get away with it.
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.- I7 B. [8 r$ h" t; o* c+ V. A
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)7 q- k" d0 M$ y6 e7 |
( J) F- I# l/ T8 ?8 \$ s; {- SThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.6 e& L% a9 \0 }( C0 Z
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味8 ^4 h2 U" _1 L( X, g3 S9 `
) J8 H9 Z+ |' f6 D; nWomen get psychic as they age.3 k, i) s. D% {
女人越老越通靈
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; ?1 {( V& r7 L6 O5 ^' TYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
" r1 n- S* V4 k. {0 e你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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& @- ~5 I! {6 ~" S, o2 X0 ]) }6 ~) S9 _Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.; D l0 U- k- k1 k1 Z! K w
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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熟女直接又誠實- ~% x+ Z. E5 O5 K4 d. \
: W3 {9 z5 Z* l: A9 g4 Z* J* E) t/ sThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
: k( m' z5 K1 t" ?如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons., V8 a2 B; p' v
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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- U- P1 j0 \' A6 JFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
L! L2 |2 R: ?9 q8 y5 l- \: ?相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人$ O* R4 O- ?; S- `6 s3 ?
# ^. t% t6 C4 k3 r( x% N$ x& v; x1 Lthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants: ^ T$ c9 N# F% p8 u( Q* C
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
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" N: F$ _4 ]1 K; G# P* @Ladies, I apologize.5 H, L7 x$ b& W2 ~- g; q) H
女士們，請容許我在這兒
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( t% b1 g- N3 Z7 D2 f5 m9 WFor all those men who say,
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3 b5 o0 D8 u# k2 N" J% W"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?& m" ^3 W* K( H" D5 Z5 }) Y. O
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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here's an update for you.
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2 K1 v: q( S, B% U- Y% @" yNowadays 80% of women are against marriage., E2 {! U0 j: C; X' c
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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t$ v+ U! ~2 a' g) v5 qWhy?
8 @& G6 n5 `1 c為什麼呢 ?) }! w# U7 [$ o1 A% [3 ~+ K
! |: r+ M4 e _Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage/ \; D6 ^: c" G: c- K, E' q
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
