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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:" n) }6 ~8 N- r! H& v: L: n" o, |
1 E2 c) p S$ \: r) pAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
: m' i9 [- s: ^; Y隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人; e8 H8 C S$ D, m
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Here are just a few reasons why:6 m# O# D- [* o' _5 Z
為什麼呢?
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5 N- l3 D9 u, N; F* Q$ \A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
' N# I! f- e" a5 k3 U40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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8 x* h9 N/ d _+ b# I6 U( e"What are you thinking?/ x$ C5 U. e3 l9 w# n( m. X7 n
你在想什麼?
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3 p2 W* D* b( u: X4 W" s3 W% t+ CShe doesn't care what you think.
! E& i, |# C5 d! ^她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
& ?4 r* Y; E9 d& O7 C( ~2 ^) _40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.: \8 L' Z, S; G& s$ v
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情" t" u: i& C2 S
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Women over 40 are dignified.
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- ]% G6 R- c/ b" \' eThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
$ f; I+ o% v/ @$ ^' d- n4 U& n不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡' Y9 j) k& i4 p$ _6 @
0 k8 Z) ~9 q, e( q: Hor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.- v. b& g J! u5 S8 B
跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you9 G8 [ G- I1 V$ J
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地! P! |+ ?) Q) O0 V% _+ _$ F* x
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If they think they can get away with it.
! G3 F9 U N/ R一槍把你給斃了。! u+ W# C1 @3 V/ r' e3 G0 `" Z
# G- @: w6 E" ?0 q- S: z6 bOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.' \9 T8 s3 x, J3 E8 C/ j" h
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)! K+ x4 B% z R+ o
) C' l/ L; ~9 i! vThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
: F) R7 N! M2 C4 g" i% K因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味6 R t* u6 `8 ^; |5 [: s/ x# Q H
8 r: n# L/ _$ }) Z4 h0 G. wWomen get psychic as they age.
8 m% M& V. f( e" C# v$ r9 W1 @女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.9 C9 ] O$ s# V$ ~% d, A7 i4 [
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔6 v7 h, G( t2 D' Z* {
) R9 D1 g) j( z P; \! V4 w K) HOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,* q) o! O8 J% D, v" x* c
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見 H. ]6 @+ d8 c, x5 n& F+ J
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
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( v' A; L0 N, N' i7 K' x& n8 X& j: aOlder women are forthright and honest.' i6 _" R# E# W/ C: c
熟女直接又誠實
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+ U( i* Y4 e% o8 E' j+ h3 |They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
/ N9 f8 h$ P# M9 a如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.3 G& |% a* I6 s+ t2 ]' s5 [0 f
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意% z& C1 {/ l$ a& A" W
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
1 c6 L+ x9 C1 I3 ~( j3 O' K/ Z40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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' {4 f* t& R% A+ g/ C3 dUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
+ _ ]+ H% z* D _" b40歲以上的男人呢? L% i# G) Z7 A" ~+ W
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相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants0 [# x) k- g4 p7 j$ y* u
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男: {& B6 P3 c0 x: p( W: O! P
1 d3 D( V* \6 |3 s+ Amaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
9 G V6 n( U0 @, U0 u4 M/ ^厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情" h, M# K/ P/ s9 V8 u4 G
t9 X7 U# | J, f# ~2 @3 w) b0 OLadies, I apologize.
8 Q6 U$ H- c3 n6 F+ B+ A女士們，請容許我在這兒; u" ^1 g7 S0 s4 n& J7 Y7 h
* [- s8 x# j7 p) r1 CFor all those men who say,
3 V- I3 m1 g, q7 O3 l4 O8 |3 @幫妳們說句公道話:
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6 [% A4 | b- F"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
5 l) l0 X+ C. h0 J8 T那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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here's an update for you.9 i/ z& d& K) ~6 H8 a
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了0 A' H- t1 e- S) I: C
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.6 @. ~+ r7 M* P( v
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
7 p4 S& G; {: g' Z. d因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
