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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:+ K) x" @8 _( F
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
& p) k; V0 h7 d7 w! N4 a隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:& l. C1 D: y+ `6 s% O
為什麼呢?+ L- h! I2 {+ `& y$ C
1 g$ x: x4 t( B5 m5 K& AA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
# j# R( l) Q0 w N% B40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?& e. I' Z4 l) Y
你在想什麼?
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She doesn't care what you think.% N* A, {. q9 b+ o4 _
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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! u( z9 q$ f, R% `" r8 OIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,, f5 x. I5 ~: |8 @% I) L
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.; |0 o+ J0 [$ o* Q# O. Z% q
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.% `6 S8 k# D; a7 o9 Z& f: O% U
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情9 R1 [3 P9 y2 }% G9 T6 {
; l6 H f: s5 y, V7 q7 j+ m H& i- t3 [Women over 40 are dignified.
% K8 X0 _9 y% s! A) {% E$ G: n. o40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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! k& \* s; u" ^2 R. n9 ^( d( A+ B) B* Dor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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3 u2 P* b, ]* M) I, l# pOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
0 F- G" {1 f3 C當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地/ p- A8 ~* ^3 G5 j+ a; B
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If they think they can get away with it.
; x2 p9 _" T4 Z) J/ [) b一槍把你給斃了。
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. x/ E0 n5 G7 QOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.; q6 G7 V( G0 U& n( Q4 z+ u1 }
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.' L3 ?% L- \, w9 s( I0 c
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.
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3 v0 z/ V/ x9 cYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
?" I% {) K) P; b- r你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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5 q6 p% G- O9 G* r6 W7 sa woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.0 [, i8 G" `* c! { a. R
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感" Y, F5 J8 I' Q4 @, K
5 z, x1 R' @! f& ^Older women are forthright and honest.
6 F# |* ^" `( g ~熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.7 }! q P- u8 v5 Y
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋/ ]: e) h4 l* x
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.3 G: l; I4 s6 ^ n8 k; A7 w
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.7 P& S- I, N3 d% u+ @. v
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
6 F% E d. f8 ~" r; Z+ W40歲以上的男人呢?
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/ U$ t- o \4 w" _$ \& V2 ^- T2 x* y% gFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,$ W2 J( t8 E- Q+ [5 X7 D% z% i
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants" R5 g0 @+ f* L
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男0 {* K; `6 Q* P1 C g: F5 P9 b
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.& H+ Z( h' H( y; T, |& P/ b
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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Ladies, I apologize.
: G8 L* [5 j2 u- S% U; j' q: w女士們，請容許我在這兒4 h7 ~! c; x, T. M. M
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For all those men who say,
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* F0 `# |6 y2 `+ w3 p"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?$ r: D3 N3 a+ |1 L' ~1 w- Y
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人& d' T; B, H8 o) {; |
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here's an update for you.
! k3 v1 n$ @' u4 N" z9 h7 U7 g r實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.: ~9 j0 t- n6 w* H/ Y% g2 _1 I
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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9 A! q' Q% ] ]+ }Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
5 E& |- F* f" b9 I: A v因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
