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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA2 R+ w# ^* w0 ~
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. 4 x" \; H& X2 j0 O+ V+ [# e, q
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
& m* K- u' U, p* f2 t( G. D6 U3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. : ~1 k9 {: S% ~; {
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. ; Y! s2 C4 F3 T) d% J1 |% J
5. Weed
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$ j- m! n' V1 R1. Big rock between you and B.C.
& S8 j$ N& H& h2. Ottawa who?4 P7 ]/ S C! l+ l7 V3 L; g- {
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. ) o' S; N$ l! Y3 P' N2 q
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
- Y) {5 w8 \0 K5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. 4 D# Y2 z2 Q% U
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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% K! [6 f+ N1 {4 R7 OTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN 4 d' W- [3 E' I( c3 H
8 O3 \' P! S" a. e8 R. |1. You never run out of wheat.
! f1 U5 Q; N0 N) {$ A) z2. Your province is really easy to draw. : m7 e+ K2 r! n; U7 X4 U- P
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
4 n0 c. z: Q7 t9 V4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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3 S9 d% E) Y& K8 kTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. 8 c& P" w/ e- x: N) K: u% c- Z4 }
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
1 A3 m8 j8 b1 P* Z* J. R& r3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
+ U; G: \3 i* ?4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
& K& z7 h# ^* i" m5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. : [* M* d* Z% J' \
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO ! h: y( F+ N% e& s
' X$ H( k7 b2 i* O f3 J. `( b1. You live in the centre of the universe. 0 E# K8 C) R# I4 _
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
+ ]$ L1 v; L, ^7 R; q e. b3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
+ A, q) k0 Q6 k$ D4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. $ ^) Z2 @0 M, N) E" ~- z5 b# _
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC : @$ D; W' T% h
7 V$ s. K$ @4 ?5 O1. Racism is socially acceptable
! m) I! C, N9 ?7 d2 r6 k2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
( p7 @+ d/ G" {, m- ^& e/ f$ X3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. # W- n5 `! E# Q ]) ], X+ b
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
( W) l. L+ {! n; H: cTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
( z% F; i: Y! z- x" l2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. # Q3 F/ E+ s; y
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick * Y+ f3 S0 F5 v# _( _* I) S
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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* A" y: n8 Y- _, s+ E' i1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
* i" X" Y5 L9 i2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
- Y3 |- H+ E, r6 q1 M3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND / A5 j5 c/ Z0 n
( @8 \( B+ E6 `' r+ N1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
8 R1 e/ Y' \! m2 n7 A; _2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. 2 w! r& M) ?% k/ A, p) n! f2 t
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. % a2 d& Q* m4 b9 P
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." 9 T" b8 n( n% L/ x6 b6 g& \
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
7 i% r7 m7 l3 j2 r1 F* ~6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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. [% t. [ h, }9 y: ~5 h5 j3 X( fTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND ( T7 m, s# Y* U$ Q" @. n3 k
8 q+ R2 G. n% V3 m! `, c1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
, D4 I( P- ]2 o2 R" G2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. 9 r, h1 \( g! Y* I: J7 M4 D
3. The workday is about two hours long.
: V" a/ }, C7 y' K% ~4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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