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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA& W5 P* ]- i/ t( \* E
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
7 ~. p3 {. j3 Y# A: }. Z, T5 h0 {2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. * {" Z' g& G1 G# s1 p! n# a2 j, c2 C
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
4 H, N. Q1 Q2 O4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. ( p- u/ P% W) ^5 O, \
5. Weed
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA 9 V d/ F1 F4 X3 A* @+ W5 Y
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1. Big rock between you and B.C.
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3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. 5 x/ T7 ?& O2 h. z O
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. 3 c! `3 c. ~, y v' w% z
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
/ w, z+ f6 O+ Z& n7 Z- _0 O6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. # j4 t( N- x3 f, y3 ?
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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6 d/ v' R$ v( _% L) {- E1. You never run out of wheat. , h" @# E" |9 y" C
2. Your province is really easy to draw. 6 A- ]3 @* c9 q0 v) f
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. 4 k' [8 n- |9 o/ q! ?6 I# [4 D
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA 6 w4 m: C7 X7 H' r$ R: Q7 Z( F% k
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
3 Q, K2 _6 g5 {) o2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
, w' `* r3 _8 l& Y, r3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
: i# s$ P- G8 Z) N; g- ]4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. & G: f6 ]0 u: D Y
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. ; d/ N( [. v- a% o% X3 D& ?# n
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6 F5 T* i+ E+ q! QTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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# A" i3 J3 L7 n! A: o1. You live in the centre of the universe.
5 N M* e& O" b* T2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. ! s$ Q! I8 R8 r7 }8 b" s. @. U
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. ! K. |' i: q/ j* q% ~
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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1. Racism is socially acceptable
) ~) V: \7 U) p1 v8 m) n2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
+ A4 Q* ^9 G, R# `. L% N3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. 3 t7 W! @. C" n& o& p* ~
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK , ]' G7 n$ c, d
; w) J' j# t5 R* ?1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. " a m. n3 B: H2 u
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
2 W) @" _1 z5 u7 Q3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick 0 [. g2 n4 K7 v( M: k, S
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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) D9 {* e4 m4 H; H% aTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA 8 k% N; @; k6 G T$ G7 t; U6 M/ _
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
; F8 q# G6 O% z d+ r! a. z, S4 j; v2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. ' n# m7 r, Z/ C
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND : O: ^3 K% E8 ?3 ?4 O
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
3 C2 T a C+ h/ X9 }, G C( e; G2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
/ T1 n3 h/ C* }' s; g# m3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. 2 e0 g" d, |" }; C
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
2 }, {) I7 X0 v# a$ ^- C5 [% t" H; I5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. b* N' Y) `, J- `
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
4 K/ e* o5 N& J+ ^7 o. p3 F5 w% C% H2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. 2 s+ Y( t k; [5 L; n, ~9 S6 E
3. The workday is about two hours long. 9 E. W( x) y5 v/ ^
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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