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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA- w( q4 |/ \' l7 Y3 Z- n3 r( I
& y ~3 ~' E; b1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. 8 W# ` E: h- d, y: c) [. N( d
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. ! e9 T% z$ M4 C- H# ]
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
& f* w$ }0 S3 S& ?4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. 0 X/ l! M6 R0 L+ F
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* q5 V6 R5 ?$ C! I7 z$ V, b' V7 z( d3 zTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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1. Big rock between you and B.C. # N6 M0 c4 S( O% L0 l2 Q1 g
2. Ottawa who?/ }5 t8 W# B( `, Z- K6 F
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
' g2 V5 d, v1 V% @. @4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
* m: Z8 h4 n# C- z, j% i1 U, [5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
3 K/ \, q- T! H8 ?6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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1 o B! j5 i6 W6 m- c7 BTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN # e' A! u7 {5 j1 G; m
2 u5 D$ q: m% Y. ?4 a0 |1. You never run out of wheat. 1 @5 ?. r6 g4 N& {2 ~
2. Your province is really easy to draw. : w8 ?% @3 A: \; [0 _
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. ! I7 Q" |7 I" V; b
4. People will assume you live on a farm. * P7 H8 G3 B% T, E M: X
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA , t7 E" A. D8 y! }5 m( h8 _
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
" E$ o/ H/ I# l2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
7 n4 s# @& I% g3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
/ d3 m* X+ W, r" J" t2 P4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. # v8 g) v3 r6 o2 ~3 H7 r7 S. ]7 s' P8 F
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO / X U0 d# a$ X+ Q/ d5 H
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1. You live in the centre of the universe.
; V/ v' Q( [ f0 k2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
& W6 C. g. c+ K0 v6 I8 i; a! K3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. 9 {6 U7 d" w! Q2 c% M
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. " `5 s# g1 Q5 s
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+ z# R+ N& B! ]; ETOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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$ }8 v1 S r1 l1. Racism is socially acceptable
9 G# P0 n( |+ e, @4 u# z) h2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
! g1 }1 }. }2 c5 f G3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
% h& V% H2 k* d+ }& r5 M. ]1 u( m4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
6 i% { _0 h+ X' {6 a9 CTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK ' f F; c) `1 u, A) R$ o
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK ' Q& C2 ?2 {% Y1 v5 z
7 g( r' F& F0 n' H( _+ o1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
; F* ]9 j3 f9 ]0 }/ [* g% ~8 e2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
, G1 ?5 }* k& _9 q3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick + o- k! v3 s& ]
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. ) r) C3 M+ J% \( ]) }' A
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
( p1 d3 \, r& |; n2 ^+ n' e* d1 r/ ?2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. 1 k/ G8 F6 T: X2 R
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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% D2 Y9 l$ ~; e" JTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. / S4 `2 K& ~4 D" s7 c' L
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
1 @. Q, [9 ?6 X; W! L0 L H3 X1 x% p# a3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
3 E6 P8 x% A0 V) }4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
2 S2 p. u) i7 Z: i5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. 4 i* e. p3 e* U. O9 d2 Q7 c1 M
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND " u3 d' Q- ?; t7 p
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. 1 g+ S8 A( u, V" [5 D8 r
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. 7 a0 V0 i* U) @! ?& X& P+ ^
3. The workday is about two hours long. 8 b4 L( Z3 u% z/ P9 d- R, u
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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