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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA @. c% @$ P2 N8 w& M& x1 O
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. 6 T$ _) d( J: N& Q
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
3 u6 V) _- F. M; Z3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. Y' \% K9 e/ g
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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6 h0 z" g, e( @0 }0 OTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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- i( _9 {: k( ~+ K5 m+ g" y1. Big rock between you and B.C. 5 h# | Q& t" a3 g+ B6 ]+ m; z
2. Ottawa who?
( B3 O) u/ D! h! `5 q4 J3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
6 ]% J+ Z: c U- A, d4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
& Q8 A" m5 y5 q! S4 v# e5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
, A& X, L1 t& w) Y2 } J) J3 R0 ~% d6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. * h8 u' z+ b5 W& @* c0 m" C$ ?
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- T5 v2 j: Q; D: o/ YTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN ; [* |/ ]9 W* b- Z8 a
1 p, k) X; }* j) ^+ h* a; I% z1. You never run out of wheat.
" I9 A) Z3 K( K3 s2 N2. Your province is really easy to draw.
: |8 x5 Y1 G% n9 ^: f7 w x- d9 Y3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. $ r/ \- U+ w6 Q4 y# p- o8 ]+ }8 S
4. People will assume you live on a farm. . u V& u$ s8 K2 R
# v. l0 ?; W3 B/ u8 h [# I- K( _, DTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA 6 n# C7 G! P6 {2 c
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
" V3 B) B' I8 I% F9 r4 k/ U2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. 0 m& x \& K$ o$ @
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. + h0 F7 e+ b2 H* Z% e1 r" B
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. $ [5 N9 ^9 [7 U8 d \
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. 8 o1 m7 Z+ x4 c; Z/ S( ~
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: i/ M; M5 ]+ r+ d1 \TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO . a: y+ ?8 D& b* i z/ R; A0 T
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1. You live in the centre of the universe.
4 o) f d& e4 i1 h X( a2 m9 ~* h6 r2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. & f& D4 c/ ~ L
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
5 Q7 X% r% v6 t3 J4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. ! E& n; y$ f! n- s/ S6 Z( I
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, u" m5 M; Y/ _' m% V S$ y) A3 ?TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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; J8 a+ Z& ]% _; A. k) e" d: ^1. Racism is socially acceptable
1 R* ]- w$ `; g8 \: L/ R2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. 0 N# S$ @0 }; ?" I: b% n
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. 4 Y6 j h- W U/ s5 R7 ?. i h
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
. ?9 Y$ d& z( _0 [/ `$ J. zTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK ! w7 p3 e; _, y/ w
8 X( }. i' t2 X7 [5 o3 K F; G. Y1 A' _1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. 1 K& J z* \2 C0 W( V6 a
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
3 H. n: i* j8 n" f3 W- I h3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick - \# Z. M6 l+ A& u5 b3 w
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. " c+ b7 m9 I$ N% |% Y" l7 T
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) K! Z$ A) l5 }4 E+ I7 W/ H& A% I8 aTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA 9 J# J2 b+ Y' J( J& F9 J9 S
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
% ]3 z B4 o$ Y9 a2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. & `! {6 l9 V2 P& X2 a
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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/ G# _* g) H# Y& W9 x/ C3 kTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. ' J* X K( J8 p8 L/ R% H$ \; K
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
6 L& [2 |! X' P6 i% h3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. * A5 |* ?& N7 x3 p
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
- d5 X9 H+ d' V. O5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. , x8 }8 i. }" a F, r8 S- t8 |
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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- [$ x4 M! h8 k3 _! tTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND 2 I( f N" A+ v2 w+ `9 f' E
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
5 J. I% |! p k4 ~2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. * K; W6 j7 h; H) D0 h( G
3. The workday is about two hours long.
* q. q3 Q' q7 y0 S4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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