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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
6 q, q" \+ Y$ D$ Z* e; f9 }' R z, j2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
: I. D2 t# t6 E0 z! F3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. / `' Q0 Q) v7 S% R4 `
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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1. Big rock between you and B.C. 8 H, c! u' Z3 K) I
2. Ottawa who?
i# y/ m2 v5 ]% U, t3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
1 X/ [. p. Y: U1 @4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
# A4 H; r0 i$ k) Q7 S( v: J8 Y3 i5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
" Y6 ~3 L) t& k2 d3 }9 u ]) m+ R9 H4 j6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. & [$ J/ P1 i% t' q/ R. V
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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% b9 }. W' x" @* ]3 S1. You never run out of wheat.
6 X% R7 c; _' h' ^' \5 Q$ I2. Your province is really easy to draw.
$ @; X3 j8 I n& [2 N" q. G3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. 2 u5 f4 i3 a' Q6 x- g
4. People will assume you live on a farm. 2 h$ z8 ?& M" k
4 W& F7 z8 Z9 u2 K) k" I MTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
& j. P) l5 `1 v3 n ^& e: q; Z2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. 7 B3 v7 L& |! d3 P/ W2 ?2 w
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
* w4 w- {* v# z. X0 }2 }" B1 W2 I4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
, I# \( H y* F3 f6 M% i5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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1. You live in the centre of the universe. 8 x* Q. C a2 ~% n7 f
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. , X6 S j7 j2 ?8 t
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
, C' ~0 x1 e$ `3 S. s6 `; m4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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/ U8 {- I: |8 V7 F# H" gTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1. Racism is socially acceptable
+ H1 u; m8 P( n' U( a- M2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
8 M- X3 a* A5 v# H O9 K! A- l9 s2 K3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. 0 o/ C, U' k+ L7 [( n: U
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *" I% [& C* Q r
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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. L. Q& p% c2 X' _& e# KTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 4 I) U; w0 U) K4 |) l7 r5 O: A% p
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
7 M& m8 Q3 x) \2 u* B6 x( }) A2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
( Z7 j+ C1 w4 E+ q* U# x, Z+ h3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick 0 A+ z( N- A% a7 x& O- F) F S" k
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. 7 \) }" B6 ]. K( Q& ?, W* q
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA / w( I2 R* L7 n+ G/ K0 D
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. ; g! ^# {' B2 T, e; _
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. . y) k) h5 j0 v6 x; N2 t- j- v. O1 m& P% U
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. 4 F5 a8 q: p q3 \# s3 `0 o- L
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. }% x5 [. w7 O: W9 RTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. 9 B8 h0 Q$ A- Z: n
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. , f" S/ Y9 L7 y4 R3 D
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. 8 j3 `7 X! C) J9 Y- v
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
# t" n' g3 P/ a. F& I, n# C( ~5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
( D- {8 r7 r% u& t: b6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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/ r" Z: N( |5 Q: b' ]5 f3 G1 b3 [TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
7 D! w7 U) |- p$ m, s2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
. e) v' j& B' Z: ]. H3. The workday is about two hours long. 1 H$ X9 b K! t" I1 i, Q6 p* a1 G
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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